when Clemens filed a patent application in 1871, he was ecstatic and didn't mean to be modest at all. How do we know this? Because he wrote such a sentence in the patent application: "This breasted shoulder strap can be adjusted and disassembled, and its advantages are obvious, so it needs no further explanation.
Clemens claims that this invention can be used in vests, trousers and other clothes that need to be adjusted. Fortunately, these "other clothes that need to be adjusted in tightness" did not adopt this invention. Thank God, didn't they? There is only one kind of clothing that needs Clemens' invention most!
As a woman, can you imagine how you would adjust the most suitable chest shape without this invention? Again, as a man, you have to thank Clemens for helping you liberate the sea quickly!
(Brothers, don't pretend that you are a natural expert in unbuttoning. I'm sure you must have been so excited that your hands shook, just like Chihuahua's urgency, and even considered taking out scissors, because all you could think about was "My God! I'm about to see * * *! )
In short, before this invention came to market, women either tied their breasts like mummies, or squeezed them into corsets, or left a sentence: "He's fucking! "Then walk and let the twin peaks swing like the ears of a long-eared hound. (Are you tired of me always comparing dogs? Well, good, because I haven't).
I think what I want to say is that Samuel Clemens had a secret long before Victoria had one.
Oh, by the way, did I tell you that Clemens' pen name is Mark Twain?
Yes, that's Mark Twain, who wrote a story about Tom and Huck, that is, the story that two people fled to an island regardless of everything about him, and then appeared in the previous stories of this book.
Yes, even Mark Twain was so happy that he laughed at * * *! Anyway, take it easy, but please don't free your sea (unless you are invited by me)!
* This article is taken from "Fuck the history of X! The historical truth of hilarious jokes in 111 face-slapping textbooks
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