Girl, can I lift up your skirt?

The poet discovered the universe in the ballroom. He said this, the stars shine in the hair, the moon leads to the ripples and the eyes hide, the earth is held in the hands, and then up, up again, gently lifts the skirt, the universe is in the middle. At this moment, jeans were completely defeated by skirts. There's a bit of sadness that comes with it, men haven't worn skirts for many years. Men have complicated feelings when it comes to skirts. They actually want to get to know women through skirts. There is a dating bar in Kunming. The sign on the cloud is that this place borrows the traditional style of Scotland. Chinese men think that they can wear skirts when they go there. Enthusiastic people go to check it out, but they are surprised: even their male waiters are still wearing them. Underwear! It is almost a foregone conclusion that skirts have become a woman’s patent. Monroe lifted her long skirt in "The Seven Year Itch", and men's tastes have been amazingly changed since then. The world under the skirt has illuminated men in the dark, and also reminded women that, in fact, they can wear shorter clothes. Go out shorter. The big skirt of the Junglas tailor is also the source of the narrative of "The Tin Drum". In order to escape capture, Joseph got under Anna's big skirt and became Oscar's grandfather. The bottom of the skirt always brings fun. The owner of the smallpox treasure trove in the Qing Dynasty has a photo of "Hua Tu Yuan", which can be pulled or pulled by anyone, and it is still a lovesick knot. Originally it was a private pleasure, but now it is a everyone's pleasure. There is a popular game in KTV: Green Guys and Red Girls. If you lose the dice at a certain point, you have to take off all your clothes. There was a girl in a skirt, and the men all stretched their necks, and their eyes followed the two items she took out, and they hit the ground one after another, and then they were all lowered to the dust. The epitome of China’s preference for upskirts is Zhang Yimou. A piece of yellow sorghum, a red lantern, and an upskirting movement has been playing for decades. Lao Zhang is a single-minded person, and a skirt is always prepared for him. Men look at women, young men listen to voices, young men look at faces, and middle-aged women hold their waists. From the bottom of a woman's skirt to her waist, the skirt goes from long to short, then short to long. This is the cycle of reincarnation. People who are old and lose their appearance need skirts even more. In the poem "The Peacock Flies Southeast", Liu Lanzhi was divorced. She dressed herself up beautifully and went back to her parents' home in a beautiful skirt (wearing my embroidered skirt, I know everything). As long as she can still wear a skirt, she will definitely Someone lifted their skirt. If you met Liu Lanzhi on the road, would you ask: . I want to comment