3, either love or hate, don't give me fucking pity!
I am not a diamond, but I am your beacon.
If God keeps you alive, you must have his plan!
6. I won't do anything that I regret. I only do things that you regret.
7. Live in your own heart, not in the eyes of others.
8. The woman outside the umbrella is doomed not to go out on rainy days.
9. You can pinch off flowers, but you can't ruin the whole spring.
/Mr. 10/0, why do you always wander between stupid A and stupid C?
1 1, self-esteem, but not narcissism; Confident, but not arrogant.
12, what's so sad? Say it to make everyone happy.
13, I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.
14, you can't eat as a meal, but I'm full as soon as I see you.
15, you can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.
16, we can live well only if we don't entangle each other.
17, I tried my best to laugh, just to hide the pain.
18, the left eye jumps over the peach blossom! Jump in his right eye.
19, fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards.
20. If you are well, it will be sunny. If the weather is fine, I will be fine.
2 1, I am a civilized person, and all swearing words have been disinfected with saliva.
22. I told you as an experienced person, don't come over.
23. When San Xiao became positive, she lost the charm of San Xiao.
24. If you don't cherish it, I will leave, although I like you very much.
25. Don't think you are an angel with bird hair.
26. Your dawn light will never illuminate my sadness.
27, women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.
28. Either you love me or you leave me. Don't bother me.
29. Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you believe this sentence.
30. You are the water I spilled. Whoever can hold it will hold it.
3 1, I'll let the old lady have a red mouth and give you some color to see see.
32. I am not a good thing, but I will try to make a good thing!
33. I doze off after eating black films during the day, but I can't sleep after eating white films at night.
34. I will try to save money and buy an ATM.
I'm a little happy to see you, which makes me a little nervous.
36. People don't care, dogs don't care, get out of my sight.
37. Dreams are light, but they have the power to fly to the blue sky.
38. Teacher, I met a robber, but my homework was robbed.
I don't care. I have always liked money since I was a child.
40. Men change cars when they have money, change houses when they have money, and change wives when they have money.
4 1, no matter how high the sky is, standing on tiptoe is closer to the sun.
42. The love you gave me was full of regrets on the day we parted.
43. Children treat toys as friends, while adults treat friends as toys.
You may not study hard, but you must not review well.
45. Some things don't need to be forced, and some people don't need to be forced to stay.
46. When you are away from home, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu!
47. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.
48. I am not a genius because I have never worn Finch's diaper.
49. Gao Fushuai refers to a tall, rich and handsome man.
50, the disease from the mouth, the disaster from the mouth, shut up the safest!
5 1, I am a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I am happy.
Please put away your posture and don't think you know me very well.
53. If life is a one-way ticket, I will kill it!
54. Men are hooligans! Just to see if you are good at acting.
55. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.
56. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?
57. Who can be as loyal to double feelings as RMB?
58. The last road is a stranger, and the dust is fine, and the view of the scenery blooms on the other side.
59. I can't stand it. I raped my doll for you.
60. It's good to know what you are.
6 1. If there were no perverts in the world, would beauty still be valuable?
Loving you at the same time is the beginning of my challenge to moths.
63. If you don't eat for free, you will eat for free, and whoever eats for free will not eat.
I can choose to give up, but I can't choose to give up
65. What makes people old is not the years, but the loss of ideals.
66. I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.
67, eldest brother, you won, the earth people have been unable to stop you!
68. Your fans are flies, because flies like poop.
69. I believe it's not that I can't find it, but that fate has not arrived yet.
70. In front of you, I lost my share of pride.
7 1, forever, nothing, the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.
72. Study hard for China! A pack of China cigarettes is a lot of money!
73. Xiao San is nothing, he is only one person at best.
74. Before marriage, love is a myth; After marriage, love is a joke.
75. Sometimes, I ignore you to make you pay attention to my existence.
76. Old men are lustful because young girls are short of money.
77. Do you believe I love you or that there are ghosts in the world?
78. The blue sky has begun to become turbid. How can tears be clear?
79. People struggle for breath, but what they force out is a piece of shit!
80. Alas, we can't afford to pay the heating bill at home, so we have to burn money.
8 1, from which famous family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!
82. Your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth.
If there is no reciprocal love, let me love more.
84. Why is your nonsense more than the advertisement of Hunan Satellite TV?
85. It's not that I look down on you, but that I am lazy at all.
86. A friend is someone who sees through you but still likes you.
I don't have to laugh to let you know that I am born to show off.
88. Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just beautiful.
89. Men know everything with a mouse, but women have complicated keyboards.
90. I'll let the old lady touch her lips and give you some color to see see.
9 1, I'm a killer, if masturbation is murder!
Recently, many people jump off buildings, so be careful not to be hit.
93. There is a kind of love called letting go. After you let go, please go.
94. Let me lose my memory and disappear into your world.
95. Only when I love you will you shine, but if I don't love you, you are nothing.
96. It's only now that I discovered that streaking was bold when I was a child.
Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.
98. Women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.
99. What's with the matching clothes? Driving a couple car in the future is very domineering!
100, I'd rather get drunk and make him uncomfortable than let him not drink.
10 1. Although it is interesting to have a new mistress, it is better to have an old friend.
102, the other half didn't get 100, only two people got 50 points!
103, there is nothing when you die, and there are infinite possibilities when you are alive.
104, two people with type B blood must have a son of 2B.
105, is your coffin overturned or sliding?
106, I never hold a grudge, but I usually report it on the spot.
107, patting the head to make a decision, patting the chest to make sure to leave.
108 Chopin, Niu B, can't play the female psychological sadness!
109, girls who swear are more real than girls who pretend to be cute.
1 10, I'm the kind of person who is not afraid of death and pain, only afraid of losing you.
1 1 1, I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.
1 12, give up this broken tree and I will get the whole forest!
1 13, don't say love easily, the promise made is the debt owed!
1 14, when the external pressure increases, we should strengthen the internal power.
1 15. Life without creation is not life, but life.
If I were a princess, I would save a frog.
God will certainly forgive me, because that's his profession.
1 18. If your heart is not like the sea, how can you have a career like the sea?
1 19. As a handsome guy, my handsomeness is a pain that you can't look directly at.
120, if you have anything sad, cry and make everyone smile!
Humorous words
1. A pair of flies and their mother are eating. The son frowned and asked his mother, "Mom, why do we eat shit every day?" Mother said, "Don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot!" " "
I miss you day and night. I always want to carve a fantasy. Pay attention to the line of sight during the day and meet in the dream at night. My thoughts revolve around you. Why don't you come to me-5 million!
Starting tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!
Since I met you, you should know your position in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are, two piles of shit.
5. I can't help thinking about you. I only rely on images to pin my love for you. Don't laugh at my infatuation with you, just because of that wise saying-life is never shit, leave a photo as toilet paper!
6. Without Pangu's creation, the evolution of apes is hopeless; Without Oracle bones as letterhead, history would be lifeless; Without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be circulated for a hundred years? I didn't send you a message. Who knew pigs could read mobile phones?
7. Occasional forgetfulness does not mean eternity. When busy, a faint yearning lingers in my heart; On the lonely journey, please accept my sincere care and sincere blessing; Miss you, invite me to dinner!
8. The next step is to witness the miracle. Press the page turn key and you will smile. Press it twice and you will giggle; Press it three times, and you will laugh happily; Click four times, congratulations, a fool was born!
9. I was told that it is the noblest thing to send text messages to the most talented, healthy, honest and kind people; On second thought, I think this person must be yours! If you feel the same way, please give me one!
10, on behalf of the CPC Central Committee, the State Council, the National People's Congress, the Central Military Commission, and the Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan Affairs Office, I strongly protest to you: Why didn't Taiwan Province Province appear on the map of China left by your bedwetting last night? Remember to make it up tonight.
1 1. One monk has to carry water and two monks have to carry water. The classic story is unforgettable and deeply imprinted in my heart. Now, there is also a temple in the mountain, and there is also an old man in the temple, but the old man is smirking with his mobile phone.
12, Top Secret Document of the 16th National Congress: In order to improve the national quality, the State Council decided to sweep away a group of ugly and retarded young people. You should pack your things and go out for a while. Don't thank me, let's go and be safe!
13, you are very happy to drag a pig shopping. I said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade, it depends on who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain!
14, in order to thank our friends for their kindness, we are now launching a one-day weekend tour, with the whole bus trip. Activities include cleaning my floor and kitchen, scrubbing toilets, washing clothes and bedding, and providing lunch for 2 10 people. Sign up as soon as possible!
15, come on, wake up! Say hello to dispel a little loneliness! A greeting warms a heart! A blessing, touched by a concern! Nothing, comfort a hesitation! A short message woke a pig!
16, what should I do if I am thirsty? Go for a walk by the sea; What should I do if I am hungry? Come to the hot pot to rinse; What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat; What if you have no guts? Go to the cemetery to practice; What should I do if I miss you? So send a text message and try it.
17, you and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. After many hardships, I finally found you, only to find that our wings are smooth.
18, judging from your almond eyes, cherry mouth, Liu Yeer's curved eyebrows, slender hands, tall figure, charming curves and beautiful face, you must have had a whole body plastic surgery!
19, no one can understand the sadness of this city except the wind; No one will see the ending of this story, except the rain; No one is worth worrying about and following except you; Dear, I want to say to you: it's time to pay back the money!
According to your date of birth, you are sure to make a fortune in the near future. Please follow the secret immediately: blow-dry your hair, wear patched clothes, walk along the street with a stick in your right hand and a bowl in your left hand, chanting a spell: Come on!
2 1, with you, I forget all about eating and sleeping, without you, I have nothing to eat and drink, without you, my heart belongs, without you, I wholeheartedly, without your idle and hateful game.
22. Don't be discouraged when you encounter setbacks. Try to refuel, strive for the backbone of the upper reaches, avoid being upset and optimistic, and don't vent in crowded places.
23. Friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump from a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation: "Wow, it's strange not to die!" "
When I met God that day, he said that he would grant me a wish. I said I wanted world peace, but he said it was too difficult to handle. I took out your photo, hoping that he would make you more beautiful. God took your photo and said, "Take the globe, and I'll have another look." .
25. Men should love their wives more, be kind to their children, be filial to their parents, be loyal to their friends, be careful about their work and be hard on themselves. After reading it, please hit your head with your mobile phone!
26. A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what if I can see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?
27. Being your friend for so long, you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. So, in the next life, I will definitely pull weeds for you.
28. The most romantic thing is to walk slowly with you and watch the octogenarian gently accompany his grandmother on the roadside. The happiest thing is to walk slowly with you and watch your cheerful gait. This is my enjoyment! Run away again, my pet dog!
29. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you!
30. I really miss you! I call dawn at night, and the stars in the sky know my heart. I only have you in my heart! How can thousands of waters in Qian Shan stop my love for you! I really miss you, dear ... RMB!
3 1, the weather is hot and cold. In this season, I feel calm and always miss you far away. I would like to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a shit on your head!
I haven't seen you for a while. I really miss you! Are you okay over there? Does the tiger bully you? Does the lion scare you? Did the tourists throw anything at you? Are you used to reading the short messages of two little hooves on your mobile phone?
Thank you for listening to my complaints, because with you, I can get rid of all the unhappiness! Thank you for accompanying me through every minute. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely! Wang Cai, I can't live without you.
Humorous words
Humorous words
1, you are very happy to drag a pig shopping. I said sympathetically, "It depends on who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain!
You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you, only to find that our wings are smooth.
Occasionally forgetting doesn't mean eternity. When busy, faint thoughts linger in my heart; On the lonely journey, please accept my sincere care and sincere blessing; Miss you, invite me to dinner!
Since I met you, you should know your position in my heart. Except you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different, because you are, two piles of shit.
5. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you!
6. Men should love their wives more, be kind to their children, be filial to their parents, be loyal to their friends, be careful about their work and be hard on themselves. After reading it, please hit your head with your mobile phone!
7. Top secret document of the 16th National Congress: In order to improve the quality of the people, the State Council decided to sweep away a group of ugly and incompetent young people. You should pack your things and go out for a while. Don't thank me. Let's go! Be safe!
8. The weather is hot and cold. In this season, I feel calm and always miss you far away. I would like to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a shit on your head!
9. I miss you day and night. I always want to carve a fantasy. Pay attention to the line of sight during the day and meet you in the dream at night. My thoughts revolve around you. Why don't you come to me-5 million!
10, in order to thank our friends for their kindness, we now offer a one-day weekend tour, with a full bus ride. Activities include cleaning my floor and kitchen, scrubbing toilets, washing clothes and bedding, and providing lunch for 2 10 people. Sign up as soon as possible!
1 1. On behalf of the CPC Central Committee, the State Council, the National People's Congress, the Central Military Commission and the offices of Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, I strongly protest to you: Why didn't Taiwan Province Province appear on the map of China that you left after wetting the bed last night? ! ! Remember to make it up tonight.
12, a fly mother and son are eating. The son frowned and asked his mother, "Mom, why do we eat shit every day?" Mother said, "Don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot!" " "
13, one monk has to carry water and two monks have to carry water. The classic story is unforgettable and deeply imprinted in my heart. Now, there is also a temple in the mountain, and there is also an old man in the temple, but the old man is smirking with his mobile phone.
14. Come on, wake up! Say hello to dispel a little loneliness! A greeting warms a heart! A blessing, touched by a concern! Nothing, comfort a hesitation! A short message woke a pig!
15, a cricket bet a pig that I jumped into the grass and you couldn't see me. The pig said, I want to see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?
16. Friendship means a lot to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump from a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation: "Wow, it's strange not to die!" "
17, someone told me that it is the noblest thing to send text messages to the most talented, healthy, honest and kind people; On second thought, I think this person must be yours! If you feel the same way, please give me one!
18, I haven't seen you for a while, I really miss you! Are you okay over there? Does the tiger bully you? Does the lion scare you? Did the tourists throw anything at you? Are you used to reading the short messages of two little hooves on your mobile phone?
19, don't be discouraged when you encounter setbacks. (Classic sentence) Work hard, strive to have backbone in the upper reaches, avoid being upset, live an optimistic life, and don't vent in crowded places.
20. I really miss you! I call dawn at night, and the stars in the sky know my heart. I only have you in my heart! How can thousands of waters in Qian Shan stop my love for you! I really miss you, dear ... RMB!
2 1, the most romantic thing is to walk slowly with you, look at the 80-year-old man, and gently accompany grandma on the roadside; The happiest thing is to walk slowly with you and watch your cheerful gait. This is my enjoyment! Run away again, my pet dog!
22. With you, I forget to eat and sleep. Without you, I don't think about tea and rice. I'm a little worried without you. Without you, I am wholeheartedly. Without you, I have nothing to do and a hateful game.
According to your date of birth, you are sure to make a fortune in the near future. Please follow the secret immediately: blow-dry your hair, wear patched clothes, walk along the street with a stick in your right hand and a bowl in your left hand, chanting a spell: Come on!
24. No one can understand the sadness of this city except the wind; No one will see the ending of this story, except the rain; No one is worth worrying about and following except you; Dear, I want to say to you: it's time to pay back the money!
25. Judging from your almond eyes, cherry mouth, Liu Yeer's curved eyebrows, slender hands, tall figure, charming curves and beautiful face, you must have a complete face!
26. I can't help thinking about you. I only rely on images to pin my love for you. Don't laugh at my infatuation with you, just because of that wise saying-life is never shit, leave a photo as toilet paper!
Thank you for listening to my complaints, because with you, I can get rid of all the unhappiness! Thank you for accompanying me through every minute. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely! Wang Cai, I can't live without you.
28. Being your friend for so long, you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. So, in the next life, I will definitely pull weeds for you.
29. The next step is to witness the miracle. Press the page turn key and you will smile. Press it twice and you will giggle; Press it three times, and you will laugh happily; Click four times, congratulations, a fool was born!
30. What should I do if I am thirsty? Go for a walk by the sea; What should I do if I am hungry? Come to the hot pot to rinse; What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat; What if you have no guts? Go to the cemetery to practice; What should I do if I miss you? So send a text message and try it.
3 1, without Pangu, the evolution of apes is hopeless; Without Oracle bones as letterhead, history would be lifeless; Without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be circulated for a hundred years? I didn't send you a message. Who knew pigs could read mobile phones?
Starting tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city appearance! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!
When I met God that day, he said that he would grant me a wish. I said I wanted world peace, but he said it was too difficult. I took out your photo, hoping that he would make you more beautiful. God took your photo and said, "Take the globe, and I'll have another look." .
Humor teases women and emotions.
1, female: As long as you want a room but no room, diaosi who wants money but no money also wants to hit on me. Are you worth it?
Diaosi: chinese odyssey. A dollar lighter can also light tens of thousands of cigarettes.
A banquet of tens of thousands of yuan is also inseparable from a pack of salt of two yuan.
2. The man said to the woman: Even if you want the stars in the sky, I will pick them for you!
The woman said: that. . . I want the sun?
M: Yes. . . Uh, you lie down first. . .
Chatting with my girlfriend last night, she said it was so cold there.
I asked how cold it was.
My chest is freezing, she said. . .
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Humor teases women and emotions.
1, research shows that women's ability to drive in smog is higher than that of men, which is because they usually drive without looking at the road!
2. The feeling of loving someone is that you care about everything, but you can forgive everything.
3. I saw a couple make a scene because of a little thing, and suddenly felt that being single was not bad.
Do whatever you want. . . Except for the girlfriend.
If you want to chase a girl, send her a late message every night and go to bed early.
Stick to it for three years at most and you will succeed. If you want to break up with a girl, call her every morning and get up early.
Stick to it for three months at most, and you will succeed.