Funny jingle classic sentences for selling goods

Collect this funny sales jingle first, it may come in handy!

Pre-sale promotion:

Take a walk and take a look, pass by, don’t miss it.

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Those who have studied abroad have visited beautiful places, and those who have kissed on the street.

This product has just come out and has been on CCTV.

It has been on TV and in newspapers. People all over the country know about it.

If you say you haven’t seen it, It means your TV has no signal.

Product introduction:

The new product has just arrived and is known to all parts of the country.

It depends on the quality and on-site testing to prove it.

To see if the quality is good or not, please ask Prime Minister [Wen ** Bao].

Every Yang family soldier and Yang family general can win the battle.

The sky is afraid of dark clouds and the earth is afraid of famine. Whoever buys parallel imports will suffer.

Real gold is not afraid of fire, and good products are not afraid of face-to-face inspection.

It is better to let the facts speak for themselves than to say something beautiful or exaggerate.

China has patent rights and sells to the United States and the Soviet Union.

The sales there are pretty good, reselling British and Iraqi goods.

Clinton and George W. Bush, everyone said it was worth buying after using it!

Our product is affordable for everyone and can be used by every household.

The water of Honghu Lake is like waves, and our quality is great.

Face to face, Now and then, experiment in front of friends.

Explanation on purchasing:

Three yuan and two yuan are not money, just spend it if you go around.

Three yuan or two yuan is not much. You can’t buy a house or a car. Can't go to Singapore, USA.

Spend a small amount of money, buy conveniently, save time, effort and cost-effectively.

Spend a small amount of money to do big things, and don’t delay building a house, buying a house, and marrying a wife for your children.

A pack of cigarettes and a bottle of wine are enough in half a day.

One pound of apples and one pound of pears, and only a pile of skins is left after eating.

I bought it for a few dollars and took it home. My wife laughed and praised my children that I don’t have to be a factory director to be an entrepreneur.

No need to choose, no need to search, they are all equally good.

The king of kings, the cover within the cover, it’s not bad to take out any one.

One father, one mother, one as long as a thumb.

A father, a mother, a melon on a tree.

If you don’t buy it, I won’t advise you. It’s convenient for whoever buys it.

The general has a horse and the general rides on it, but the soldier does not have a horse to worry about.

If you want to buy something, bring it with you, and hurry up; don’t miss a good opportunity.

Opportunities don’t come every day, so take action when it’s time.

A few yuan is a small ticket, and it can be spent just by walking on the street.

Buy one as a gift to your parents to replenish your upbringing;

Buy a handful as a gift to relatives and friends to enhance mutual affection;

Buy it Give it to your mother-in-law, she said that your son-in-law is better than her son;

Gift it to relatives and friends, give it to a close friend, and no one will forget you;

As the saying goes, sending a hair a thousand miles away is a gift that underestimates friendship. Heavy.

You get what you pay for, and those who come are all repeat customers.

Spend less money to buy good stuff, it’s your fault if you don’t buy it!

A few dollars is very common. It is better to eat less than a pack of chewing gum than to lose in mahjong.

Turn on East Street and walk on West Street to see if your home has one.

When good products arrive every year, you are afraid that you will not be able to buy them. When good products are available every year, you are afraid that you will not be able to get them.

Buy it when you are free and use it when you are busy. If you want to buy it when you are busy, it is rare for you to touch it.

Every household, big or small, uses it.

It doesn’t matter whether you want to buy it or not, just learn about the new products.

Go forward, don’t go back, we understand that there is no charge for the product!