Doctor, I ... I ... ...
B: What's your date?
A: I'm fourth.
B: The next batch.
Next ... Hey, why do you think I'm so unlucky? No matter what I do, it's the next batch. A while ago, our unit promoted a cadre, and I came to be the "next batch". I will retire in the next batch. Let me introduce myself. My surname is Shan, which is a word. I put the word "good" in hundreds of surnames. My name is Sam Guo Rui, and I'm not feeling well these two days. I may have caught a cold. I came to see a famous doctor. It is said that this doctor is particularly responsible for his patients. It's time to call my number next time. ...
B: The next thing I know, I feel sick at first sight.
You can't come here unless you are ill.
B: Next, breathe with one mouth.
A: (Look around) Who means breathing with one mouth?
B: What uneducated parents have such an ugly name! ?
A: There's only one breath left. Look at that.
You haven't promised ... you haven't promised me to get off work yet!
Hey, what about me, doctor?
Oh, here's another one. What's your date?
A: No.4, you said my next batch. ...
You only breathe with one mouth!
My name is Sam Guo Rui! Take a closer look!
Oh, yes, Sam Guo Rui.
A: What look! Mountain Guo Rui thinks this is one-sided breathing.
Mountain Guo Rui! Is it uncomfortable there?
I just have a cough and asthma.
Not yet. A mouthful of asthma.
A: Doctor, I heard that the conditions here are particularly good. (glance left and right) Why is there nothing?
B: A mouthful of asthma. (A: Shan Guo Rui. ) Oh, yes, Sam Guo Rui. What do you think is wrong with you?
I think so ... you don't have to guess. I think I have a cold.
You are very clever! You say a cold is a cold, so what else should I do? You are looking for a famous doctor now. Anyone who comes to see my famous doctor should check it again.
Doctor, check it.
B: Don't move. Open your mouth. Higher. Higher.
A: Doctor, you are not a hospital, but a conservatory of music.
What nonsense!
I can sing so high!
Who told you to sing high? I told you to keep your chin up a little. I can't see.
A: Be more specific.
B: Come on.
A: Ah ~ ~
No wonder your speech is so ugly! There's a little bit on it. This ceiling is a little moldy.
A: Doctor, it is true that you are not a conservatory of music here. You are an interior decorator.
B: You said it twice!
A: Then why do you think I have a ceiling?
B: The person who comes here to see a doctor is called the ceiling. A: Maxillary, doctor. ) Oh, yes, the palate. When I was a doctor, I didn't know it was called maxilla. But I heard it was the ceiling. ) I said maxilla, in case you don't understand. I know what your education level is!
A: No matter how low my education is, I won't leave here.
Come on, come on, stick out your tongue. There's moss on it! Does it usually leak?
Oh, it usually rains heavily outside, so it rains lightly here. I thought, is my head a colander?
B: (touching A's head) It should be closed!
A: (throw it away) It has been closed for a long time, and the air leakage has long died.
You show everyone how green it is here.
A: This tongue coating. B: Oh, yes, tongue coating. How did I hear that he is the whole house!
B: I mean long tongue coating.
A: Is the tongue coating called fur? (b: Right, right, tongue coating. ) Remember to call it tongue coating.
B: Tongue coating, tongue coating, whatever you say, ok! Tongue coating! This person is very annoying. Should I see a doctor or should you see a doctor? I have one sentence, and he has a hundred! This man is not in good health, but you are eloquent. You are a pyramid scheme. Is it? Stop seeing the doctor! Pay!
A: Ah. (coming back from a walk) Doctor, what's wrong with me?
I'll tell you as soon as you pay.
A: Ah. (coming back from a walk) Doctor, how much do I have to pay?
Oh, don't pay too much! A: Thank you, doctor. (Turning to leave) Pay first 1000!
A: (Almost fell) It took 1000 yuan to know what happened to me!
B: What's wrong with a thousand dollars? What's wrong with a thousand? A thousand won't be enough.
Isn't a thousand dollars enough? !
B: In that case, I think it may be infected. How old are you? (Answer: 10. ) What is it? (a: it belongs to the dragon. ) it doesn't look like it! Blue face, blank eyes, dilated pupils, screaming like a cow (holding your nose). (A: Moo-) Push! (A: Moo-) How about eating grass recently?
A: It's not good to eat grass recently. I only eat half a bundle of grass a day.
I suspect that you have mad cow disease.
A: I suspect you are a veterinarian. Who is the vet? ) You vet! I didn't eat mad beef at all. How can you get mad cow disease?
B: OK, OK, OK. I've said it again and again. I am a doctor who is most considerate of patients. If you don't want to check, you don't have to. But don't blame me for your madness in the future!
You're angry, too.
B: Stand still and check it again. A: check it again Please, many patients just don't cooperate with the doctor. (rubbing A's shoulder) Does it hurt here? No, doctor. Think carefully before you answer, this is to see a doctor, not to buy food! Does it hurt here? A: No pain. ) no way? It should hurt here! (Squeezing nails and temples) Does it hurt here? Yes, doctor. ) It shouldn't hurt here! This question is very complicated! Bend down. (Holding the nails on his back) Does it hurt here?
Doctor, do you think it should hurt or not? B: What! ) I said it hurts, you said it shouldn't hurt, I said it doesn't hurt, and you said it should.
Tell me the truth. Does it hurt?
A: It didn't hurt at first, but you pinched me.
B: Pay!
A: Ah. (coming back from a walk) Doctor, when can I pay again?
B: You didn't pay a penny after seeing a doctor!
A: I have a word about paying money.
B: Of course there is. Don't misunderstand me. I am a famous doctor, and I am responsible for you. I'm not responsible for you to find another doctor. This is called exclusion, which excludes all the diseases you may get, not just leaving a cold!
A: I have a cold, but I haven't ruled out my money yet!
This man is full of money. Hey, what is the most important thing in your life? What is the most important thing? ) One thousand dollars can't buy the word "health".
A: The body.
B: Who is most responsible for your health in this world? Who is responsible for me? ) the doctor is the most responsible.
A: Doctor.
B: What did you earn so much money for all your life?
Why do you earn so much money?
B: Just to see a doctor!
You see ... I've been making money for him all my life! Did you get a look at him?
B: What do you mean? If you earn for me, you earn for yourself.
A: Doctor, I beg you, please pay attention. My family will sell iron and bring you a plaque. Six feet high, six feet wide, square, four big letters hanging at your door, iron reincarnation, okay?
Hehe ... We must wait. Who is near-re-embodiment?
A: Tito is a good doctor who is almost reincarnated. They say you can see clearly. ...
No, I remember it was Yugoslav, right? ..... It's Hua Tuo!
A: You are much better than Hua Tuo!
What do you mean?
A: Just give me some cold medicine.
B: Come on, such people are rare. (takes out a piece of paper) He is so stingy and doesn't take care of our businessmen! (Give a) Take the medicine according to this list!
You gave me a prescription so quickly.
B: What else is open here? It's all photocopied.
A: (reading the newspaper, grinning and beating his chest)
B: This is obviously mad cow disease! Did you get a look at him?
Doctor, you are really a great doctor! B: That's right. ) I have a cold. You prescribed me more than 500 kinds of medicine.
B: Of course.
A: Other doctors talk about movies. Tell me about Kim! I don't think I can eat it alive. I'm going to mobilize the whole family to eat, and my children and grandchildren will eat until the 28 th century. I can't believe I can't finish it!
B: Good! This is called Yu Gong taking medicine!
I understand, doctor. Why do you think there is a pressure cooker in it for me? Do you think I should steam or sit in it?
B: Why don't you have any social common sense? Pressure cookers are used for cooking!
A: Cooking We have a lot of cooking pots at home.
Your cold is no ordinary cold. Then why do I catch a cold? ) You have an imported cold.
Did I get mad cow disease again?
B: What! You've been sick since your mouth. You have a viral cold. I'm afraid you'll infect the rest of the family, so you must use what you eat alone in the future. By the way, I'll give you a pair of chopsticks alone. (written on paper)
A: (Stop) No, I'll just eat what's in the pot.
B: A little saving is just a little.
Doctor, how do you drive? Eighteen baskets of penicillin. I don't think you can stop me!
B: Don't do it all at once. Wait until it's ready.
A: Cell phone?
What if you take the wrong medicine? Call me right away. It is not too late.
But how can you drive a motorcycle for me?
B: how can I get such a big pile of things back? Don't rely on motorcycles! You are not bad!
A: What's the matter?
B: Of the three people who came in front, I drove his Santana alone!
A: Oh, dear!
(Bowing)
(2)
Xiaoling sleeps on the table.
Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.
Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.
Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!
Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?
Wu: I took it last night.
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!
Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?
It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!
Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?
Xiao Ai: Yes.
Wu: Let's stop arguing.
Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!
Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.
Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!
Wu: Huh? Today's exam?
Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!
Xiao Ai: Scared?
Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?
Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!
Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?
Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?
Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?
Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!
Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)
Xiaoling: Go to hell!
Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?
Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.
Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.
Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?
Xiaoling: Three steps!
Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)
Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)
Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!
Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!
Wu: What's the problem?
Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?
Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?
Xiaoling: I'm not here!
Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?
Xiao Wu: Yes!
Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!
Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!
Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!
The teacher came in.
Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)
Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?
Three people laughed.
Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!
Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!
Teacher: Give out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?
Curly hair
Teacher: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!
Xiao Ai: I think teachers are better.
He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!
Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?
Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!
Three people copy.
Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!
The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!
Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!
Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!
Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck
The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go.
Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!
The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.
Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!
I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.
How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?
Wu: Lower it! Lower it!
Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?
Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I can't play grass as well as her (Xiaoling)!
Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.
Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.
Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.
Put away the roll paper.
Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)
Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?
Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?
Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?
Three people: study how to mow the grass!
The teacher came in.
Han: Chinese teacher!
Jing Yuxuan: Han, how is your composition? (Handing the roll paper to Han)
What happened to Han?
Jing Yuxuan: Read it.
Han: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face …
Jing Yuxuan: Wait, (takes out a big sign that says claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!
Han: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?
Jing Yuxuan: Keep reading.
Han: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...
Jing Yuxuan: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!
Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?
Jing Yuxuan: So you only paint beautiful pictures?
Han: Aren't you required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!
Jing Yuxuan: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!
H: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!
Jing Yuxuan: Look at the ancient prose you translated. Touch the tree and die.
Han: Find an old locust tree to hang yourself!
Jing Yuxuan: Why is it an old locust tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!
Han Joo Won?: Oh, I want to write something about the dead!
Jing Yuxuan: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!
Han: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!
Jing Yuxuan: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!
Han: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...
Jing Yuxuan: (laughs) Congratulations, you won-
H: Did you pass?
Jing Yuxuan: (It doesn't matter) Sixth chance to rebuild. (grin)
The teacher came in.
Zhou Xiangyu: Philosophy teacher!
Liu: Ah!
Zhou Xiangyu: Yes!
Liu: Look at your roll paper!
My question is: this is the question, please answer.
what did you say ?
Zhou Xiangyu: That's the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?
Liu: Is this called answering questions? You-cow, next,
Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?
Zhou Xiangyu: I answered!
Liu: I only wrote five words!
Zhou Xiangyu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!
Liu: You-you wait to hang up!
Zhou Xiangyu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!
Liu: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...
Zhou Xiangyu: Two-too many!
Liu: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?
Zhou Xiangyu: If only I were bald.
Liu: Answer!
Zhou Xiangyu: 123456789!
Teacher: How do you know?
Zhou Xiangyu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!
Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)
Zhou Xiangyu: This is-
Teacher: Reconstruction Act!
The teacher came in.
Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)
Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!
Xiaoling: I didn't eat-
Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!
Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!
Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?
Xiaoling: No!
Teacher: How dare you quibble!
Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!
Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?
Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.
Teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-
Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!
Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?
(to the audience) This is an evening dress!
Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.
Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!
Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!
Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!
The teacher shook his head.
Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time!
Teacher's office:
Xiaoling: Excuse me, teacher. . .
Teacher: Where is the reconstruction list? Here it is!
Xiaoling; Dizzy!
The teacher came in.
Xiao Wu: Head teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you.
Wu: Ah!
Teacher: Last exam asked: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?
Xiao Wu:-Physical principles.
Teacher: Is there such an answer?
Wu: Really ... a chemical principle?
Teacher: Xiao Wu! What can you do at this rate? Why don't you like studying?
Xiao Wu:-Don't like my major!
Teacher: Environmental worker? Do you know what environmental workers do?
Xiao Wu: Sanitation workers.
Teacher: It's environmental engineering!
Wu: Oh? What shall I do after graduation?
Teacher: ... sanitation worker.
Xiao Wu: I heard that it is used to treat sewage.
Teacher: (excited) Who said anything about sewage treatment? -but also to control air pollution!
Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere?
Teacher: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!
Xiao Wu: It's still for sewage treatment.
Teacher: Did your mother see your summer vacation results?
Wu: Yes.
Teacher: Really? You really sent it?
Wu: Of course!
Teacher: What did your mother tell you?
Xiao Wu: My mother said nothing. What report cards does the school issue?
Teacher: ... you go.
Wu: I can't leave.
Teacher: Why?
Xiao Wu: It's not the curtain call yet!
A: Everyone has a pair of hands, and everyone has fingers.
B: Nonsense, who doesn't have fingers?
A: Fingers are long and short, big and small.
B: Yes, telling the truth with your eyes open.
A: But the more you look at it, the more you like it (thumbs up), and the more you look at it, the more you hate it (index finger).
B: It takes five fingers to make a fist. How can you say love and hate?
Well, you don't know. In my family, my thumb is my father and my forefinger is my mother.
B: Why am I getting confused?
A: For example, one day, I was praised by my teacher in kindergarten. I'm so happy!
I should be happy.
I skipped home and shouted happily, "Mom!" .
B: Then your mother must be very happy.
A: But as soon as the voice fell, the "forefinger" came.
B: Why? Do you still have guests at home?
A: (Holding out the index finger) The index finger is my mother. "What's the matter with you? Your clothes are too dirty. Where have you been? "
Well, your mother is really something.
I'm thirsty. I was just about to eat an apple when the "forefinger" came again.
B: What's the matter?
A: (holding out index finger) "How do you know how to eat? Write quickly. You can't eat until you finish writing! "
B: Not even allowed to eat?
A: I just sat down and wrote two words, and I wanted to pee.
B: well, this urine doesn't live up to expectations
A: Oh, I can't hold it any longer!
B: Then you should go.
A: No. The "index finger" is coming again. (Stretching out index finger) "You child, you are so lazy. Hurry up and do your homework! "
B: Alas!
A: In this way, the repeated appearance of "index finger" made me lose my spirit in doing my homework.
No one will be energetic.
A: The less energetic you are, the more mistakes you make. The more mistakes I make, the more my mother criticizes me.
B: It's called a vicious circle.
Do you think I can stop hating it? (Stretching out index finger)
B: Your forefinger is really boring. What about "thumb"
A: The thumb is different, OK! Very good! Very good! Great! Great! Great! You're amazing!
B: Look! It's refreshing to say it.
No, I just finished my homework when my father came back. Pushing the door open, he smiled and said appreciatively (thumbs up), "You are great, son! You will know how to study when you get home. " One sentence made me feel embarrassed.
Listen, praise is like a ray of sunshine.
A: In order to repay my father, I went to get his slippers, newspaper and turn on the TV-
Look, as long as there is sunshine, he will become very smart.
A: As a result, my father praised me again (thumbs up). "My son is so lovely, he just knows how to be considerate. I said, my son is the best! " I heard you, don't say how happy I am!
B: Look how beautiful he is!
Do you think I won't like it? (thumbs up)
I should. Even I envy your thumb.
A: "Thumb" means praise and "forefinger" means criticism.
B: Which child in the world doesn't like praise?
A: So, when I have a son in the future, I will use this more (thumbs up)!
Well, it's still early.
A: Do you think they can be the same?
B: It's different. Even the expression is different. The "thumb" is like this (smiling face) and the "index finger" is like this (losing face).
How I wish my mother did the same! (thumbs up)
Your mother will, so she's here!
A: Ah (scare away)? !
Oh, look at him!
One afternoon at a time.
Geoelectric Class 6 (3)
Character Yang Xinhui: Female classmate, Jiang Qi sits in front of her and Xia Yishu sits behind her.
Xia Yishu: Yang Xinhui is sitting in front of someone who remembers the class performance.
Zhou Jing: The monitor on duty.
Jiang Qi: A female classmate, Yang Xinhui is sitting behind her.
Wanyin: The monitor on duty.
First act
[The curtain rises. Ding Lingling, class is over, and the students hurry back to their seats. Two The monitor on duty immediately stood in front of the podium. Many teachers are going to other schools today, so many classes today are different from the schedule. This class was changed into a self-study class. The teacher didn't come because of something, and there was no other teacher to take the class, so let everyone go their own way. Some students also took this opportunity to speak.
Jiang Qi (turns to smile at Yang Xinhui) Hey, Yang Xinhui, let's continue to dance the beef tendon after class!
Yang Xinhui (quietly) Jiang Qi, stop it, The monitor on duty and Xia Yishu are still watching us! Go do your homework!
It doesn't matter what Jiang Qi wants. Xia Yishu is our good friend. As long as we talk to her, she won't remember our names. Hello, Xia Yishu!
Xia Yishu (stops writing and looks up at Jiang Qi) What is it?
Jiang Qi, would you like to dance with us after class?
Xia Yishu (very happy) Good! All right! All right, you break into groups. Why did you take me?
Jiang Qi nothing, I only have one condition, you promise me, I will take you away.
Xia Yishu (in a dilemma) Um ... Um ... What is this?
Jiang Qi, the three of us will discuss the matter of jumping the tendon together, but you mustn't remember Yang Xinhui and my name.
Xia Yishu (thinking for a moment) thinks ... that's ... okay!
Now, many students in the class are talking about it. Although The monitor on duty shouted "Quiet" many times, it didn't help. At this moment, Jiang Qi, Yang Xinhui and Xia Yi Shu are chatting enthusiastically, but they don't know that Zhou Jing and Wanyin have found them to chat ... Ding Lingling, class is over, and their names are all recorded on the blackboard.
[The curtain falls.
Act ii
[The curtain rises. Ding Lingling, class is on again. Xia Yishu, who was just named, was very angry and vowed to remember the names of Zhou Jing and Wan Yin. This class is also a self-study class, but it belongs to Teacher Jia. In this class, Teacher Jia wants us to finish the last two pages of supplementary exercises in mathematics, and then we can do our homework or do our own thing. All the students are studying hard and the classroom is quiet. ...
After about twenty minutes, most students have finished writing. Teacher Jia asked everyone to pass it from the back.
Gu Yuting, the last one in the first large group where Zhou Jing and Wan Yin are located, still needs two sentences to write, so the first large group spreads the slowest. Almost all the people in the group turned to look at Gu Yuting. The tables in front are urging her to "hurry up, hurry up", and Zhou Jing and Wan Yin are no exception. As it happens, this move was seen by Xia Yishu, and the hero didn't suffer immediate losses, so she immediately wrote down the names of Zhou Jing and Wan Yin.
[The curtain falls.
Act iii
[The curtain rises. Last night, Zhou Jing and Wan Yin's parents received a short message about the class speech. Zhou Jing and Wan Yin are very clear, this must be Xia Yi Shu's revenge. So after math class this morning, the two of them went to find Xia Yi Shu's theory.
Zhou Yishu, why did you remember our names yesterday?
Xia Yishu (eloquent) What you said in Teacher Jia's self-study class yesterday.
Wan Yin (know perfectly well past ask) What did we say?
Xia Yishu (still eloquent) I am so far away from you, how can I hear what you are saying? I am not a fan.
Zhou Jing, we are just urging Gu Yuting to hurry up. Is this a speech?
Xia Yishu, of course.
Wan Yin, do you never do this?
…………
The three of them were so noisy that they couldn't tell who was right or wrong in Chinese class. Since then, the three of them have become sworn enemies, and no one talks to anyone when they meet.
[The curtain falls.
The performance of this full-length play is over. Now I want to ask you a few questions:
1. Who did something wrong with this long play? (Answer: All five people are wrong. )
2. What's wrong with everyone? (Answer: Yang Xinhui: You shouldn't talk to Jiang Qi and Xia Yishu in class, which violates the classroom rules. Xia Yishu: You shouldn't talk to Jiang Qi and Yang Xinhui in class. You shouldn't protect your weakness for selfish gain. Your good friend can't remember his name when he speaks. You shouldn't get back at others. Zhou Jing: You shouldn't talk casually in class. Jiang Qi: Yang Xinhui and Xia Yishu should not be encouraged to speak in class; You shouldn't ask others to do anything with some conditions. Wan Yin: You shouldn't talk casually in class. )
3. Why did Zhou Jing and Wan Yin do something wrong? (answer; Because they talk casually in class. Although reasonable, it is illegal. If everyone said this in class, wouldn't the class be a mess? )
Students, after answering these three questions, I believe you must have a deeper understanding of this full-length drama! This full-length drama tells us: 1. Don't violate the classroom rules; 2. Don't protect your weakness, your good friend can't remember his name as soon as he speaks; Don't get even with people who remember your name. In fact, it is very simple to keep your name from being remembered. As long as we keep it in mind from time to time according to the classroom routine, we are not afraid of being remembered. The so-called "a straight body is not afraid of a crooked shadow" is the truth.
Students, let's act together and strive to be law-abiding good citizens in our class!