The ancient literati and poets liked to use the idiom meat forest and wine pool to describe the luxurious life of a certain emperor.
In the current situation, after the fire, there are no wine pools or even pools in the mountains and forests. It is estimated that the water in the river has also evaporated.
But, it can definitely be called a meat forest.
There are all kinds of game, including roasted whole lamb, roasted hare, roasted wild boar, roasted wild deer, roasted field mice, roasted grasshoppers, you name it.
Some comrades prefer to eat mutton skewers. It doesn’t matter. You can go look for it and see if there is any wild sheep just hanging on the branches. It is definitely authentic roast mutton that is natural and has no carbon taste. string.
Tongyu said to everyone, come, I’ll treat you to barbecue. Today’s special price is free all day long. Everyone can find it by themselves and eat whatever they want.
Take a look, take a look, there is a big giveaway of the freshly baked barbecue. If you don’t want to eat it, come and taste it. If you don’t want to taste it, come and smell it.
Yu Ze said, make barbecue by yourself? This method is very new. We should give it a name and apply for a patent from Huangdi in the future.
Tongyu said that it makes sense, everyone goes to find the barbecue by themselves. Since it is a buffet meal, let’s just call it a buffet.
Yu Ze raised his thumb and said to Tongyu, "It's high! It's really high!"
After Tongyu finished speaking, he picked up the roasted lamb leg and took a big bite. Well, the purely natural and carbon-free roasted lamb tastes good.
As he said that, he smelled it again. It tasted good, it was simply delicious.
Yu Ze said, Enemy! Taste it and feel refreshed, smell it and feel refreshed. Carbon-free brand barbecue is a must-have barbecue for home and travel!
CUT!
Do you know what beauty is?
Well, we have to ask Cangjie, the word-making expert. Hello Mr. Cang, what do you think about this?
Cangjie: Our ancient man-made characters were originally very vivid, so they were called hieroglyphs. For example, if the word "beautiful" is broken down, it means the bigness of a sheep. Let's take it literally. In other words, the word "beautiful" initially describes delicious roast lamb.
Okay, switch back to the screen.
Tong Yushi also told everyone, gentlemen and ladies, from now on, all kinds of prey should not be eaten raw, but should be cooked on the stone slab before eating. The smell of barbecue It's just good.
The problem is, if you want to eat barbecue, you also need a barbecue stone?
Well, no problem, our primitive society lacks everything except stones.
Haven’t you heard of it? Our era is called the Stone Age, comrades, this is an era of great inventions of stone tools.
From then on, the Tongyu family did not do any work. They took their maids to the mountains to mine stones all day long, and then polished them into stone slabs for barbecues.
Tongyu ordered the maids to use brackets to support the stone slabs and cut the beaten beasts into thin slices with stone knives. Then make a fire, bake the stone slab until it is red, and then put the meat slices on the stone slab to bake.
The problem comes again. When using a stone slab to barbecue, one side of the meat is cooked, but the other side is still raw. What should I do?
Turn it over. You are so smart!
Turn over? You speak very lightly. You don’t feel pain in your back when you stand and talk. How do you translate it? You can't do a handspring, right? Which 250-year-old can turn over hot barbecue with his hands?
What? Tong Yushi and the others really stir-fried barbecue with their hands?
I'm very sorry, I didn't mean you.
Who are you calling second? I'll talk to anyone who talks to me!
Don’t tell me, it’s not that Aman is arrogant. After Tongyu and the others turned the barbecue with their hands for a while, they realized that the people who turned the barbecue with their hands were really second-rate.
How did you say this?
This kind of second-hand problem can be understood by thinking about it with your feet. Aren’t your hands made of flesh? Turn the barbecue with your hands. If the barbecue is not cooked yet, your hands are probably already cooked!
Tongyu’s and the others’ hands were burned like this.
This is not the most serious problem. The most serious problem is that some slates are too fragile and cannot withstand barbecue, and they will crack when they are baked.
Actually, cracking is not the most depressing thing. What is most depressing is that some of the stone slabs actually exploded due to the baking.
Is the firepower too strong? Shi Ban can't stand it anymore?
This is not a question of sufficient firepower, but a serious quality problem.
Later, Tongyu improved the quality of the slate and made the first slate barbecue.