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1) The fat is so thick that it is so uncomfortable to move!
2) Life is so vast, and homework is So many.
3) I come quietly, leave quietly, wave my dagger, and leave no one alive.
4) Life is really fun, because life is always fun.
5) If you are desperate, why not walk? Just take a bus.
6) Just now I was riding a tram through a small alley in our area. A brother on a bicycle came from the opposite side. He was getting closer and closer, and he was about to hit me. At this time, the smart brother shouted: You go to the right and I go to the left. Then, we climbed for a long time before we got up~!
7) Instead of reading Chinese for the Chinese New Year, it is better to chat on QQ for half a year.
8) We can hide from everyone, but we cannot hide from a fly. It's often the little things in life that make us unhappy.
9) Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!
10) At ten o'clock in the evening, my wife who is on a business trip out of town called me. The following is the conversation! Wife: Where are you? Me: At home! Wife: Are you really at home? Didn’t you go out to fool around? Me: Are you sick again? Where are you when I’m not at home? Wife: Okay, then you go to the middle door of the refrigerator , I went to take a look in the third grid to see what was there, and there was a photo of the two of us. Told her. Wife: Yes. Then you are at home, go to bed early!
11) Since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on my head.
12) Being in a daze, if done well, is called deepness. If you don't do it well, you are very likely to fall asleep
13) In the hospital, the doctor told my husband that there is nothing wrong with your wife's health. When you get home, follow her in everything and try not to If you quarrel with her, try to satisfy her if she asks for anything. It is best to take her out for travel twice a year to keep her in good spirits and she will get better soon. The husband came home and said to his wife: Wife, the doctor said your disease is incurable.
14) I always feel that if the bed is made too neatly, it will feel a bit like spending your old age peacefully. Well, it's still messy and more energetic.
15) I prayed to Jesus for a solid and stable life. He thought for a while and said, let’s talk about world peace first.
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1) If you overdraft the phone bill by RMB 10,000, you will get a life sentence, and if you hit someone and kill someone, you will get a life sentence; if you make a malicious withdrawal from an ATM, you will get a life sentence of RMB 10,000, and if you embezzle tens of millions, you will get a life sentence. Sentence year.
2) I only believe in two people in the world, one is me and the other is not you.
3) God said there should be light, but I said I was against it, so there was darkness in the world.
4) Only through hardship can you drive a Land Rover. If you are young and do not work hard, you can only drive Xiali.
5) If you don’t want to answer my call, just say so. Don’t always ask China Mobile to say sorry to me for you!
6) The beauty of the garden can’t be contained, but a pig’s head Get out of the wall
7) I don’t have the ability to pick up girls, but it’s a pity that I’m just a girl.
8) The greatest happiness of a thin person is that he or she can eat too much without fear of gaining weight; the greatest happiness of a fat person is that he will still be fat even if he eats too much.
9) When we were children, everyone was the flower of the motherland. It's just that when they grow up, some people become weird.
10) Only when you are drunk can you know who you love most, and only when you are sick can you know who loves you most.
11) Don’t worry, there are no friends in the road ahead, anyone can kill you.
12) People are like iron, food is like steel, don’t pretend to be depressed all day long.
13) A person’s longest love history is probably narcissism
14) You will never know how many times a person who is angry with you has put up with you? < /p>
15) At that time, a friend and a classmate were considered the three insurmountable gods.
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1) Push yourself and push others.
2) I just wanted to turn around gracefully, but unexpectedly I hit the wall!
3) Just because we have a holiday, you can’t treat me as a holiday.
4) When there are many good people, it is easy for bad people to succeed. Because there is a shortage of bad guys, their worth goes up. When there are many bad people, it is easy for good people to succeed. Because good people are scarce, their worth doubles. If you persist in being a good person, good times will come your way.
5) A person who chases two rabbits at the same time will never catch one. Don't try to know everything, otherwise you will have nothing; don't try to know everything, otherwise you will know nothing; don't try to be omnipotent, otherwise you will know nothing. Losing is gaining; pain is happiness.
6) Sometimes the person who makes you fail miserably is your friend; the person who makes you succeed is sometimes your opponent. We should learn to be grateful; we should also learn to feel resentment.
7) Turning the simple into rich is wisdom; turning the rich into simple is wisdom. Rich, helpful for thinking; simple, easy to implement. Rich simplicity, if you can think and do it, you can achieve great things.
8) The material living standard between husband and wife is determined by the spouse with higher income; the spiritual living standard between them is determined by the spouse with lower quality.
9) There is no such thing as a dead card. It is a useless card in the hands of others, but it is a good card in one's own hand.
10) In the hotbed of life, disasters of life are born. Ignorance is a great love.
11) The reason why a great man is great is because you are kneeling. Cut off the head of a great man and you will be as tall as him.
12) Intelligence is not wisdom, wisdom must be smart.
13) Small trees with shallow roots are easily blown down by strong winds; people will only avoid falling if they are carrying heavy loads.
14) The ultimate of richness is simplicity; the ultimate of gorgeous is plain; the ultimate of love is silence.
15) It is safest to put eggs in two baskets; but it is safer to put them in one iron basket.
16) Right sometimes looks like wrong; wrong sometimes looks like right.
17) Eyes can see very far away, but cannot see the eyeballs in the eyes; a very clever barber cannot shave his own head.
18) Anger produces poets; loneliness produces thoughts; excitement produces fashion.
19) Great courage is like cowardice; small timidity is like courage; great publicity is like privateness; small privateness is like publicity.
20) The combination of shabby and rich is simplicity; the combination of ignorance and success is concentration.
21) People can overcome natural obstacles, but they cannot overcome obstacles set by their own wisdom.
22) People with little wealth often have bad temper. Small fish always like to float on the water; sharks just hide deep in the bottom of the sea. Therefore, the streets are full of paupers wearing gold, silver, and gorgeous clothes.
23) The need in life is to ask; the greatest need is to be needed.
24) Men are like waterfalls; women are like deep valleys. If the waterfall does not have the storage of the deep valley, it will overflow; if the deep valley does not have the roar of the waterfall, it will become silent.
25) The gorgeous ones are often vain; the vulgar ones are often mellow.
26) If you love your own children, you don’t necessarily love your own mother; if you love your own mother, you must love your own children; if you love someone who doesn’t care about you, you will certainly love your lover.
27) The bright stars are not as bright as the lonely moon; the chirping of hundreds of birds is not as good as the roar of a tiger.
28) When you are proud, your friends know you; when you are in trouble, you know your friends.
29) Suffering is a gift from God; luck is a punishment from God. That's why there is a distinction between high and low who are poor and successful, and lucky and mediocre.
30) Various ideas can also be called knowledge or knowledge of death. An idiot full of knowledge. A collection of classic humorous signature sentences
A selection of classic humorous signature sentences
1) The one who can fly may not be Superman or Birdman, it may be a plane!
2) Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete's foot!
3) I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.
4) If you can’t poop, you can’t blame the earth’s gravity. You may be constipated!
5) Zhu Yuanzhang is my uncle. If you don’t believe me, call him out and ask!
6) A good horse goes with a good saddle, and an old man goes with a beautiful woman!
7) The latest use of noodles is to be beaten by a steamed bun!
8) The size of the universe is unimaginable. The earth is just a speck of dust in the universe, why should I suffer just to lose a dime!
9) I am not a casual person, but if you want to be casual, then I will do it with you. That’s it!
10) Princes all like princesses, and so does the frog prince!
11) If it is gold, it will always be spent; if it is a mirror, it will always reflect light. of.
12) The principle of microcomputer is in crisis. The random process is random. If you learn the real variable function ten times, you can’t compile it in assembly language!
13) Fake baby milk powder is not as nutritious as grass. , I might as well have eaten grass!
14) My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare!
15) My life has side A and side B, Your life has S side and B side.
Collection of classic humorous signature sentences
1) Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.
2) Do you believe in Christianity, or the rooster crows.
3) There are no handsome guys in the world. With advanced technology, there will naturally be handsome guys.
4) Looking back suddenly, I wonder why you haven’t left yet.
5) You take your sunny path, and I’ll take my underground path.
6) If you hang around, you will get annoyed sooner or later.
7) Play mahjong and eat spicy hotpot. Find a little partner, that's how life goes.
8) Life is like anxiety. There are no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.
9) Even when washing your hair, you have to be very careful, for fear of getting water in your brain.
10) My heart is not a bus, where you can sit down whenever there is space.
11) I know a lot about astronomy and geography, but I don’t understand English.
12) Three-quarters of it is destiny, and seven-cents of it depends on dressing up.
13) Marble brand insoles are shameless for your feet.
14) If I beat you, I will beat you, do you still have to choose the day?
15) Rather than messing around, rather than enduring, it is better to be second or better to soar.
A collection of classic humorous signature sentences
1) Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.
2) Without the toad, the swan would be lonely.
3) The tragedy of life is that when you want to cut both ways, you only have one knife.
4) Cheekiness is also an art, let’s improve this art together!
5) Stars can become more famous if they take off a little more, but I take off all my clothes. Got arrested!
6) Please do not harass, I am harassing others.
7) You are the song of anxiety in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.
8) Opportunity is like a hair on a bald man's head. If you catch it, you will catch it. If you don't, it will be gone.
9) If you use the beauty trick, I will follow it.
10) I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a very hungry dream.
11) That’s definitely not acne on my face, it’s called youth.
12) Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.
13) What is a class teacher: He is a person who destroys your friendship and then your love, but will not let go of your family ties.
14) If you can’t be stunningly beautiful, then be so ugly that you’ll be stunned!
15) Farts are the unyielding souls of the food you eat.
16) Don’t be like a trash can, pretending and pretending and pretending
17) If fate grabs your throat, then scratch its arm Limb socket.
18) If you don’t become a householder, you don’t know how expensive firewood and rice are. If you don’t take pictures, you don’t know how fat you are.
19) What’s wrong with her brother being a gangster? Damn! You can’t join the party?
20) I finished my bachelor’s degree, my master’s degree, my master’s degree and my Ph.D., and you finished your Ph.D. I am a martyr.
21) You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest when I can’t see you!
22) We are going to lie down and drink Water said.
23) Comrades: Don’t speculate in stocks. The risk is too great. It is safest to make tofu! If it is hard, it is dried tofu, if it is thin, it is tofu brain, and if it is thin, it is tofu skin. It’s soy milk, but when it stinks, it’s stinky tofu! It’s a sure profit!
24) It turns out that he can talk, but I thought he was blind.
25) Being low-key! is the most awesome way to show off!
26) Love is a very powerful word. Its upper part is taken from the metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from the metamorphosis.
27) There is no need to leave me here, I have my own place to stay. I don't leave my grandfather everywhere, I go home and do housework.
28) Is there anything that I can’t do? I can’t bear to let go of my children. I can’t trap a wolf. I can’t bear to leave my wife. I can’t trap a gangster.
29) Don’t talk about your ideals with me, quit! Funny sentences with personalized signatures Humorous signature sentences
Funny signature sentences (classics)
1) Give yourself some confidence and don’t just take it as soon as someone mentions being fat because you may not be able to sit down
2) Only those who can keep secrets can get more secrets.
3) I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like siblings. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for more than 20 years!
4) Not afraid of God-like opponents , I am afraid of teammates who are like pigs.
5) I want to give a negative review to my future partner’s mother. The delivery was too slow and I haven’t received the baby yet.
6) I just like the way you look at me and feel unhappy, but you can’t kill me.
7) Your every move, your voice, your appearance, your appearance, are running rampant in my mind, leaving me scarred
8) Getting married doesn’t have to be the person you love the most, but it must be the person you love most. The best person for you.
9) The same person who holds a telescope is called a general on the battlefield, but becomes a hooligan at home.
10) I am not a casual person, and I am not a human being when I am casual;
11) Delete all memories about you and disappear from my world from now on
12) Clouds want clothes and flowers want appearance, pigs want to be fat and people want to be popular.
13) Why did you get up so early? The bar hasn’t opened yet!
14) Why did we break up? Because we were tired of it.
15) My class has two plastic bags, and they fill them all day long.
Funny Sentences with Personalized Signatures (Popular)
1) Being too attentive to others will only speed up their boredom with you.
2) A man’s biggest failure is to give up the opportunity to make his woman laugh to others.
3) He is deaf to what is going on outside the window and only concentrates on reading e-books
4) The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.
5) What are you afraid of? I won’t hit you. I am a very easy-going person. Throw him away.
6) The story of Snow White tells us that no matter how nice the seven losers are to her, they can’t compare to a kiss from a tall, rich and handsome man.
7) Some people take exams by strength, and some people take exams by eyesight
8) I love you so much that I know the good times
9) How can I support you if I don’t study? of many lovers.
10) I want to become your eyes because then you won’t be afraid of the coming of the night.
11) Sometimes, it is your own feelings that deceive yourself.
12) When I call you master, you think you are instant noodles
13) The left side of your head is flour and the right side is water. When you think about problems, your head is full of paste.
14) Looking back suddenly, I wonder why you haven’t left yet.
15) The one who is handsome and has a rook is chess. If you have money and a house, that is the bank
16) If you need consultation or advice, we will provide it for free; if you need the correct answer, please pay extra.
17) To subvert the world in a cool and unrestrained way, the fun must be thorough, the destruction must be powerful, getting into trouble and stealing patents, pretending to be good and using special skills, making troubles depends on talent, and being fooled depends on fate.
18) Although I have no money after you die, even if I pick up scraps and sell them for money, I will install a WiFi for you in front of your grave!
19) Shi Zhizhilai !Uh, you are really good at learning the Three-Character Classic
20) The zoo built a special eight-foot-high fence for the newly introduced kangaroos.
Funny sentences with personalized signatures (latest)
1) Mom, how high is the sky! The daughter-in-law is also humorous, so she answered: Mom’s two buttocks are as high as hers.
2) It seems that you are a complete loser, just a loser, just a loser.
3) True love is a kind of spiritual enjoyment, rather than exchanging love for each other’s luxuries.
4) On the road of love, I always walk Stop, my mother said my legs and feet are not good.
5) Half of the world is laughing at the other half, but in fact the whole world is a fool
6) Dreaming, anything is possible.
7) As I fell asleep, I felt that I was incredibly beautiful, and then I couldn’t sleep anymore.
8) In fact, I am just afraid that my enthusiasm will make your love cold.
9) How can I kill you, my love?
10) The latest incisive and humorous sayings: Does being able to eat well count as a superpower?
11) It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money
12) Not to be a simply excellent person, but to be an irreplaceable person.
13) I understand that the only one who will accompany me in the end is myself
14) The gangsters are not scary, but the gangsters are educated
15) A good woman is like gasoline , once you have it, you have motivation: a bad woman is like an airbag, there is a crisis once you use it.
16) I suddenly realized that the other way around is to die one by one.
17) If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, otherwise, I would have thrown you out long ago.
18) Silence is gold, floating bath is fire, tolerance is water, clumsiness is wood, who is old-fashioned?
19) Men should have specialties, women, women should have It stands out that people who are neither men nor women must have individuality. There are more and more people with individuality.
20) For children taking the college entrance examination, this summer is destined to be extraordinary. Wish us good grades
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Funny Sentences with Personalized Signatures (Classics)
p>1) Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes!
2) Life does not matter the length, but I want to live brilliantly, eat up and use up , good health!
3) I’m in a bad mood now, and I don’t want to do anything except eat.
4) Only with your participation in the song can it have complete meaning.
5) Crying can solve the sadness, and laughing can relieve the mood.
6) When the value of the decorations on your body exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.
7) I feel that I am so funny, and I fantasize about being in love with you forever
8) If you take a quick look at you, you are not very good, but if you take a closer look, it is better to take a sharp look
9) Both homely and rotten, the future is uncertain
10) I promise you to wear a phoenix crown in the clouds, and you will obey me and walk in the world.
11) Do you still remember me? The person who once loved you deeply
12) When the sun comes out and the mountain cannons shine brightly in the east, I look like me!
13 ) In the future, I plan to change my career and open a weight loss center, so remember to sign up.
14) Just like a pair of shoes, if it belongs to you, it will fit you 100%; no forcing, no struggle, no pain.
15) I like Naruto better, because when he dies, he dies in person.
Funny Sentences and Personalized Signatures (Popular)
1) I’m embarrassed to catch you, so why are you embarrassed to steal?
2) When I When I am riddled with love, I will definitely learn to be lonely.
3) Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will be beaten. If you lose, you will be scolded.
4) Three-quarters of it is destiny, and seven-cents of it depends on dressing up.
5) Don’t hang yourself from a tree. Try hanging from nearby trees a few more times~
6) Men don’t care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the stakes for betrayal are too low.
7) This feeling of having nothing to do is worse than being poor.
8) Destiny is like rape, if you can’t resist it, learn to enjoy it, haha ??
9) Thinking of the love words you once said, I got goosebumps all over my body.
10) When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the Coke, pound the rice vat, break off Dove, squeeze instant noodles, and tie condoms.
11) Going to work is to carry forward the spirit of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water!
12) Everyone who loves to sleep in has a lover who is difficult to let go, and his name is Quilt .
13) The most selfless man in the world is Cai Lun. He was an eunuch who invented paper.
14) The Blind Association sincerely advises you: Never drink and drive.
15) Living in a gray world, although monotonous, will not make you feel disappointed or sad.
16) Since you are not allowed to fall in love, you might as well not give out school uniforms to avoid being called couple costumes.
17) When there is SARS, grab vinegar, when there is nuclear radiation, grab salt! Have you ever considered the feelings of soy sauce?
18) I said this big brother, I am not a fool. Boat, you don’t need to keep throwing your shit at me!
19) Children’s Day. My favorite holiday ever.
20) I have always had a doubt in my mind. What has the gray wolf been eating to survive this year?
Personalized signature with funny sentences (latest)
1) If one day I become a star, I will definitely take off my clothes for you to see
2) Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you have to pretend to be jealous and don’t let others look down on you.
3) Even if no one understands you, at least you understand yourself.
4) I really have a special look. People say that when I eat steamed buns, I look particularly like Brad Pitt.
5) Seven points depend on hard work.
6) The principal is not dead yet, why should we wear mourning clothes?
7) You waste air when you are alive, you waste land when you are dead, and you waste half-dead life.
8) If you call me ugly, some people will love my ugly appearance.
9) When I hear the ticking of the clock, time passes so fast.
10) I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig. My deskmate said fiercely: Your deskmate is a pig.
11) I think hanging a bell around my neck means I am happy.
12) Female: What is your opinion on sex? Male: No opinion, but there are many ways to do it.
13) Either be tolerant or cruel. If I don’t beat you, you don’t know that I am both civil and military.
14) Your dad and I went to eat Malatang. Your dad stamped his foot and the waiter brought me a bowl of Malatang. Not spicy, not hot.
15) Liang Xi: If I were wifi, there would be more people who love me than these
16) Always young, always pretending, never ignorant, always full of tears .
17) When I went to the hospital for toothache, the young doctor took a tool and pushed it around in my mouth. He frowned all the time. Finally, he shook his head and sighed and said to me: It can’t be cured. The teacher said it was not the important point. If you didn’t scratch it, I would erase it!
18) Walk the right path and do the right thing. Having some worn-out shoes is not a disease.
19) A young couple traveled to the UK!
20) I like you so much that I will die if you like me
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Humorous sentences for chatting.
1. Live well, because we will be dead for a long time!
2. Even if you already have your name, I will still replace it with yours.
3. After you meet me, you will suddenly realize that a handsome person can be so specific!
4. During the exam, I wanted to turn the pot over, but his grandma Yes, I didn’t expect it to stick to the pan.
5. I will know that you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.
6. You even believe the advertisements, you are stupid by reading!
7. Tomorrow comes tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows! Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.
8. Men always say one thing and do another, and even wear a condom when critical.
9. Come back soon, I can’t fool you!
10. Walk your own way in someone else’s shoes, and let others find the shoes!
11. The university got off my body, and while tying my pants, I said, "You stay in youth, you go." At that moment I realized: I didn’t go to college, it was college that went to me.
12. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!
13. There is a certain danger in swimming alone in the wild. It is better to travel together, one more person will provide more care on the road to hell.
14. Goose and goose, cut the curved neck with a knife, pluck the feathers, add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot!
15. It is a universal truth to be mean, and you and I are just one of them. .
16. All the food you waste will block your way to heaven.
17. If Xp doesn’t show its power, you think I’m DOS!
18. The stupid bird flies first, and the stupid pig gets fat first.
19. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.
20. If you don’t even know how to cheat, how can your teacher safely let you join society?
21. Youth is nothing, who has never been young? Have you ever been old? Really.
22. A woman’s mood: 30% determined by nature, 70% determined by shopping.
23. If one day I become a gangster, please tell others that I was innocent
24. When I passed by someone, my clothes were all scratched, but I didn’t even wipe them. Sparks
25. I know what will happen to you tomorrow, and I will tell you the day after tomorrow
Humorous sentences
1. Mosquito, when will you It can evolve to not suck blood, but to suck fat.
2. Don’t use a person’s past to doubt a person’s essence.
3. Journey to the West tells us that all fairies with backings were picked up, and those without backings were beaten to death with a stick
4. What is the secret of human longevity? ?Keep breathing, don’t stop breathing
5. Salary is like an aunt, it comes once a month and is gone in a week.
6. I said you should be low-key. But you insist on giving me applause and screams.
7. You said you are a limited edition, then I tell you, I am out of print
8. They say women are made of water, but the water pollution is so serious recently
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9. Are you innocent? There would be no stinking ditches in the world, they would all be like milk tea.
10. You have your reasons for giving up on me, and I have your capital to make you regret it.
11. You have the nerve to lie, but I have the nerve not to believe you.
12. Don’t look at me from your perspective, I’m afraid you won’t understand.
13. The person you are pursuing already has a partner, don’t be discouraged, there will always be a day when you will find someone.
14. If you are willing to die for me, and I will not open my eyes to watch you die, I will only close my eyes.
15. If idiots could fly, this would be the airport
Humorous sentences commonly used in chats
1. I am like a bird lying on the glass The future is bright for a fly, but I can’t find a way out
2. When problems arise, first find the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.
3. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to notice it.
4. I am like grass, unable to extricate myself
5. Toss a coin: if it’s heads, go online, if it’s tails, go to bed, and if you stand up, go do your homework.
6. Sleep in class, make noise after class, and fail in exams.
7. If my leaving can bring you a smile, then you might as well cry.
8. Don’t be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but be afraid of teammates who are like rogue rabbits.
9. I am such a good girl and you don’t like teenagers. Could it be that you like boys?
10. Who hasn’t experienced a few scumbags when they were young?
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