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Snow is not cold, and we are committed to creating the strongest joke stickers in the humor section! Your adoption is my greatest support! This post is updated irregularly! Birthdays are actually short. When the candle goes out, a birthday will pass. Howl? The candle went out again and again, and another birthday passed, howling ~? Once the candle is lit, the cake will burn out and you can't eat it. Howl ~? Do you know what is the most painful thing about birthdays? Today is my birthday, no one is coming! Do you know what is the most painful thing on your birthday? It means "it's not your birthday yet, everyone is here!" " "Do you know what is the most painful thing on your birthday? It means "after the birthday, everyone is here". One dark night in 250 AD, a great inventor landed! He is NB's man, the first in the world. His name is Bi Yuntao! He rewrote history, saved the earth, implemented the national policy, and practiced family planning at the earliest! It is said that Bi Yuntao just landed. No, on the day of his birth, he dyed all the quilts and mattresses in the county overnight because of congenital urgency ~ As time went on, as the urine volume increased, as the price of the map continued to drop ... The family really had no choice. After a global study, the Women's Federation Department of the county village Committee decided to put poor Bi Yuntao in the wheat field to water the wheat ... Helpless ... He thought day and night and argued fiercely, and finally invented a super urine-proof cover. This set of Dayu water control has an idea. There is hope for the Three Gorges Project. ............................................................................................................................................... Later, with the increase of population in ..............., in response to the country's family planning policy, Bi Yuntao resolutely decided to hand over this invention patent to the country! Then this country began mass production ... we had the opportunity to use condoms ~ in the years since condoms were invented! Let's thank Bi Yuntao! References:

Snow is cold! Please support originality! Thanks for the original literature, please indicate the source! Thank you. At night, it was dark and windy. Pig and Chang 'e were kissing me on the moon. Suddenly, a black shadow passed by, and Pig hurried out with a rake. After a while, he came back and said, damn it, Yang Liwei: Yang Liwei: Yang Liwei: Yang Liwei: Yang Liwei: Yang Liwei: Yang Liwei: Yang Liwei: Yang Liwei: Yang Liwei. Later, the master brought back an eagle and put it together. When the owner came to see it, the parrot's hair hung outside the cage. The host said, "Not this time." But on closer inspection, the eagle died, and the parrot said naked, "This grandson is really amazing. If you don't take off your arm, you can't beat Yating. " After driving for a while, the driver tentatively asked the beauty, "May I kiss you?" The beauty shook her head shyly and said, "No". After waiting for a while, the driver reluctantly asked, "Can you hug me?" The beauty still shook her head and said, "No."The driver said angrily, "If you can't, go down." After driving for a while, the driver felt that his behavior was very ungentlemanly, so he went back and invited the beautiful woman to get on the bus. But after a while, the driver asked, "May I kiss you?" Beauty still shook her head. "Can I have a hug?" Beauty still shook her head. "If you can't, go down." This was repeated three times, and finally I got to the chicken farm. The driver opened the suitcase and found that there were few hens in Miu Miu. Only the parrot mentioned a hen and asked, "Can a beautiful woman kiss me?" The hen shook her head desperately, and the parrot asked, "Can you hug me?" The hen still shook her head. The parrot said, "If you can't, go down." The hen was thrown out of the car in .......................................................................................................................................................................... . The third shot. . . At this time, the prisoner cried and hugged the bailiff's thigh and said, eldest brother, you strangled me! It's so fucking horrible, ........................................................................................................................................................................... Finally, the teacher couldn't stand it and said, I don't want children. The pupil said: I will be careful! "。 -.or the little boy will see the underwear inside! One day, Yangyang said happily to his mother, "Today I played on the swing with Xiaoming, and I won!" "Mother said angrily," didn't I tell you? Don't put on a skirt! " Yangyang said proudly, "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear! " - .