The self-report composition of the fly 1 "Hi! Hello everyone, I am an extraordinary fly, because after entering the society, I have almost traveled all over the world. "
I flew over the window of a family and made me cough. Who dares to mess with me? It turned out that the man was smoking a cigarette instead of spitting out wisps of smoke from time to time. After a while, I met a friend-a lighter. He introduced to me: "When people smoke, smoke will enter people's lungs. Although the lungs will exhaust smoke with all their strength, a small part will go swimming in other organs. It's terrible! " After listening to his words, I was shocked and knew that this would be his master's last cigarette. I couldn't bear to watch the lighter execute his master, so I flew away quickly.
When I passed a restaurant, I saw a home-grown one. I saw him jump into the rice cooker in despair. I ran to persuade him not to play hard, but he wouldn't listen. The last oil spilled on him, and he died unfortunately. Afraid of being attacked by the same kind, I fled to the dinner table. A waitress came up angrily with a fly swatter in her hand. I don't think it's good. She flew away 0.0 1 second before the beat, and escaped the disaster.
In the afternoon, I met a 100 dollar bill. I found that he had more bacteria than I did. I can't figure out why humans don't like me, but they like money covered with bacteria. /kloc-The $0/00 bill tells me a secret: "Humans like to enjoy money that can buy everything. But they don't know that money can't buy things. "
Oh! He finally saw through the world of mortals and met God.
That's a nice family. It's going to be a happy event again. Look! The host bought fish, meat and seafood ... It seems that there must be delicious food this time. It is a great blessing to put down your stomach and have a full meal.
The wedding day has finally arrived. The chef wore a big white jacket, rolled up his cuffs and began to show his extraordinary skills. The sound of washing vegetables, cutting vegetables and cooking are just like wonderful music. Mixed with the smell of croquettes, overflowing with the wind. I am busy eating this and tasting that. The host, chef and helper are too busy to take off their coats and have no time to take care of us. We are like free birds in the air, we can stick it wherever we like, but we don't stick to the trap laid by our master-sticky paper. Ah! While enjoying delicious food, singing and dancing with your companions, life is really beautiful!
Alas! The good times didn't last long. The master went out. That day, the master closed all the doors and windows and left with the bag. But all this, as another world, we know nothing about it, and we are still immersed in the joy brought by delicious food. At noon, I was so hungry that I cried and thought, Why hasn't Master come back yet? Fortunately, there are scraps of cake left over from children's breakfast on the table, poor thing. Everyone is fighting for each other.
A few days passed and I was dizzy with hunger. Suddenly, a smell of deja vu came to my face. I flew away in a daze, looking for fragrance. Ah, my wings are stuck. I struggled with all my strength, and the harder I tried, the tighter I stuck. Slowly, I was trapped and couldn't move. See the beautiful chandelier on the ceiling fade away. ...
Hum-hum-hello, everyone, I'm the little fly that everyone photographed. However, although everyone was photographed, our fly family is still very large, including houseflies, golden flies and green flies ... why is our fly family so big? Thanks to our female compatriots, they are all super mothers.
The women in our flies give birth at an alarming rate. A fly can give birth to 12 generations of small flies a year, and a hundred flies can give birth to 2 trillion brothers and sisters a year. Therefore, our fly family is so huge.
Even if our women give birth faster, it won't change the fact that our flies are short-lived ghosts! As short-lived ghosts, we have a hard time. In the hot summer, the temperature is so high that we all complain bitterly and die directly, with a life span of only 1 month. And some compatriots are even more unlucky. They were scalded by electric mosquito swatter when they were born, and they didn't take a good look at the world. And some comrades are not much better, stuck on a piece of cardboard and unable to move, no matter how hard they struggle, they can't leave that damn place, thus exhausting their lives.
Although we flies are short-lived ghosts, we are experts in spreading diseases. Why is this? You might throw up if you say it. Because we all like to feed on feces, urine, sputum, vomit and dead bodies, we will stay on human bodies, restaurants and tableware, so the germs on our bodies unconsciously pollute food and tableware. Haha, people were caught like this. The germs just entered the body, and then infectious diseases began to haunt them. ...
Our fly family, besides being short-lived ghosts, is really impeccable in other aspects!
Self-report of flies (Article 4) Ah, one of my companions was beaten to a pulp with flies by hateful humans, and the other companion was stuck by flies. My companion died miserably, not only because those hateful humans did this to my companion, but now there are more and more things that humans kill flies, and it is becoming more and more clear. One day at least 100 million flies will be killed by machines invented by hateful humans. We are too young, we are lonely. So humans can't hit us.
One day, my companion and I went out for food, smelled a smell and flew over. Suddenly, I got stuck. I shouted: Friends, save my life! I'm stuck in a fly! It took them a long time to wake up from the smell and saved my life. I fainted when I was about to be thrown from the third floor by a child. I woke up one day later. I was stuck just now, because I couldn't resist the temptation of fragrance. Damn human, I'll kill you! I'll kill you! You almost killed me. You are so hateful. I will be by your side all day.
Damn human beings, heartless human beings, when there are only ten flies left in the world, I will become a first-class protected animal, and see if you dare to kill me, haha, haha.
Hello everyone, you will definitely ask who I am. I am a maggot-turned-fly, but as soon as I evolved, I was kicked out of my house by my cruel parents and let me wander the rivers and lakes.
I am particularly ugly, covered with fluff, with a chubby body, a pair of little wings, huge eyes and six slender legs. And I am one of the four evils.
Let's go to heaven among flies. & Garbage dump, where there are luxury packages including moldy bread, rotten apples and expired milk, everything is available. Watching me drool, we flew past like a group of hungry wolves and wolfed down the food immediately. In a short time, we burped with a fat belly, and our small wings could not support our fat body. We should get something to drink, and suddenly an ultra-luxurious swimming pool &; & The expired milk cartons appeared before our eyes. We grabbed the milk carton and sucked up the milk in our milk carton. When we can't suck milk, we jump down and take a milk bath. During the entertainment time, we danced with plastic bags, juggled with waste batteries, opened KTV with mice and played hide-and-seek with cockroaches.
In our eyes, the world is like this: several streets are rubbish. What makes me more happy is that our natural enemy frog was killed by human beings. It's great that humans give us food and kill our natural enemies. Humans will always be our best friends.
Humans, if you still pollute the environment, when we have our army, I will gradually occupy your home, and you will regret it then.
Hello, everyone, I am a fly that everyone hates, and I can also infect diseases. I live in a dark and humid place and eat leftovers every day.
Today, I came to a home called Xiaoman. Look, her family is eating! I think I'll find her. Where can I get there? Left? Right? Below? I flew around this dish several times, flew to the edge of the vegetables, and crunched as if I forgot the danger. Bang! What's that noise? I woke up from my confusion and ran away. The little girl slapped me with a fly! A beat, missed, I hurried home, I fled home safely.
Oh, dear! The place where people live is too dangerous. I'd better go to nature. Fly and fly, I came to a farmland. Wow! There is a lot of delicious food, buzzing, buzzing. I'll call home first and have dinner together. This sentence was heard by frogs, and they discussed: when my family comes, eat us. But on our side, we don't know. The frog stuck out its tongue as soon as we flew by. I shook my thin wings hard and finally escaped from the frog's mouth. But some weak people in the family were feted by frogs.
I heard that school is a civilized place. Let me go to school and have a look! I flew into the canteen. Wow! It smells good! I climbed into a pot with big meatballs and white radish, and I wolfed it down. Suddenly I heard footsteps. Oh, my God, someone is coming. I escaped from the pot, ran around, and finally hit the sticky paper, stuck it firmly to the paper, and slowly exhausted.
Alas, the ancients said, "Rats cross the street-everyone shouts." I think it's a fly crossing the road-everyone is shouting.
Wow, the first ray of sunshine in life is so warm. I spread my thin wings, basked in the sun for a while, and then flew freely
Don't rest on the hanger until you are tired of flying. There is also a fly brother on the hanger. I can see that he is a senior elder. He came up to me and told me vividly that there was a fly party in the afternoon, where I could eat, sing and have a good time. I am so free that my mouth is watering. He could see that I really wanted to go, so he said, I'll take you this afternoon. I jumped three feet for joy, but it's only noon. How can I get through this difficult period? Just thinking about it makes my stomach cry. The elder saw me and said to me, Come with me today, and we'll find food together. Just then, an attractive smell floated out of the house.
My elders flew me into the house, sat on the ground and told me I couldn't leave now. After they finish eating, we will eat the food on the table, but quickly! Upon hearing this, I nodded my head. They finally finished eating. I flew to the dining table at a rocket speed, found the target, swallowed it in one gulp, and soon I was full. We flew outside again soon, so we spent the whole afternoon in boredom.
The exciting moment finally arrived, and I followed my seniors to the party place. When you get there, take a look: Wow, there are so many things, including watermelon skin, cabbage leaves, drinks and thousands of fellow flies! I jumped on it happily and gulped down. Several brothers around me told me happily that human beings are now polluting the environment more and more, and there is more and more garbage. I think it won't be long before the world is full of rubbish, and then it will be our world of flies! The world of flies!
It is a fact that I am one of the most annoying insects of all mankind. But you should know that there are people who are not only interested in me, but also devote themselves to self-study! Of course, these people are your human scientists. If you want to ask what to learn from me, that's a lot.
First of all, I have superb flying skills and long-term flying skills. In particular, my stunt of staying in the air has amazed all mankind. It's not over yet. I am most proud of my quick response and quick action. Fly in circles for a while, lift vertically for a while, and you can quickly adjust to advance and retreat freely. Compared with me, your most advanced helicopter is not as good as yours! Well, based on this, I advise you to learn from me with an open mind!
In my head, there are a pair of awned tentacles, which are my tactile devices. It makes me very sensitive to smells. For different things, it can produce constant signal stimulation, so as to find food and find food, as well as find companions and identify directions. Your body gas analyzer is based on me! Hey, hey, I have something else.
I have a pair of bright and beautiful eyes on my head. I envy you to death. You call it compound eye. It is not only beautiful, but also very effective. It consists of 3,000 small eyes arranged in a mosaic. There are more than 3000, each of which has a convex lens-like focusing effect. Smart scientists will learn from me and make new cameras.
Alas, it's my fault that my heart is too soft. Why didn't I charge you the patent fee? I am so selfless! But you humans have made so many fly swatter, fly incense. ...
But it doesn't matter, my skills can't be learned if you want to.
As we all know, I am the king of immunity, and I have a trick to prevent diseases! Whether it's rotten food or sick animal fat, I can eat it without care, because the power secreted by my immune system is very powerful. If you humans can understand a small part of me, it will be a great boon for you humans!
Well, with my characteristics, you should expect me to study, right?
Brother goshawk and I have the same surname, but different names. I am a bug, a mouth and a fly. Hey, why is brother goshawk called "goshawk" and I called "fly"? Let my partner Mozzie always say I'm useless. Goshawk can fly so high, I can only fly a few meters high. Goshawk is the key protected animal of human beings, and I am the chief culprit in spreading germs to human beings, and everyone shouts and fights.
I'm a pervert. I'm an egg. My mother put me in rot or feces, and then I grew into a maggot, and then I shed my skin and became a fly. Ah, I want to throw up when I think about it. I didn't expect our flies to be so ugly when they were young.
When I grow up, I don't like to do other things, but I like to go out for a walk in that hot summer. I like to eat smelly food, rice, leftovers and so on. I like patronizing, too. Can I improve my taste? Because I think, my little body can't eat much, and humans won't be so stingy! Unexpectedly, I was covered with bacteria, and the food I came into contact with made people vomit and diarrhea after eating it. Oh, dear! This is really my fly's fault.
Because of this, human beings hate our flies and list us as one of the "four major public hazards". Do whatever it takes to kill us and leave us with nowhere to live. Feces and garbage are removed and sprinkled with lime. The toilet was changed into a toilet, and the food was covered with a lid. Poisoned us. Alas, my life is bitter.
One day, I was covered with a net bag by a hygienic child. Needless to say, the result is natural. I died heroically!
But I heard in the underworld that humans have made use of the principle of our eyes, oh, compound eyes, and built a multi-function camera, which can take more than 1000 photos at a time! We also made a sucker by using the principle that we can walk freely on a smooth wall. I heard that they are still studying why my family was "infected from the mud" and was covered with germs but not infected.
It seems that my flies are not useless. Make good use of us and we can also benefit mankind! Perhaps in the future, among the "four major public hazards", there will be no more names like flies.
The self-report composition of fly 10 Hi! Hello everyone! I am a fly, an ordinary fly, but I have an extraordinary journey, because after entering the society, I have almost traveled all over the world.
I remember one morning, I had a whim to bid farewell to this boring life and go for a walk. So I set off.
I flew over the window of a house and suddenly a smell of smoke came to my nose. I am really angry. Who dares to mess with me? I just leaned against the window and took a closer look. It turned out that there was a man who kept smoking like a drug addict and spit a few clouds from time to time. I smell bad, too. Fly to other places for fresh air. Then I met a lighter and chatted with it for a while, which made me "benefit a lot". After listening, I said to other flies: "After smokers inhale smoke into their lungs, their lungs try their best to push cancerous substances out of the human body, but there is always a small part hovering around other organs, which is really terrible." I also learned from the lighter that its owner would smoke the last cigarette! I really can't stand the cruel scene of the lighter executing the master, and I quickly flew away. ...
I flew to another restaurant today and met a similar person. It flew hard into the iron pot. I advised it not to hit hard, but it just wouldn't listen. Finally, a drop of spilled oil hit it and it became a dish. I was worried about the same attack, so I flew to the table. Who knows, I just left and a waitress slapped me with a fly. I suddenly flew 0.0 1 second before she landed, and escaped the disaster.
In the afternoon, I met a hundred-dollar bill. I found that it has more bacteria than me. I really can't figure out why humans don't like me, but they like money covered with bacteria. The hundred-dollar bill told me the secret: "human beings like to enjoy money that can buy everything." But they don't know that money can't buy things. "
Oh! Finally, he who sees through the world of mortals hits the wall and sees God.
Hello, everyone, you must ask, "Who am I?" I am a maggot-turned-fly, but as soon as I evolved, I was kicked out of my house by my cruel parents and let me wander the rivers and lakes.
I am particularly ugly, covered with fluff, with a chubby body, a pair of little wings, huge eyes and six slender legs. And I am "one of the four evils"
We came to the paradise of flies-garbage dump, which is full of "luxury packages" such as moldy bread, rotten apples and expired milk. When we looked at it, our mouths watered. We flew past like a group of "hungry wolves" and wolfed down the food at once. In a short time, we burped with a fat belly, and our small wings could not support our fat body. We should get something to drink. Suddenly, an "ultra-luxury swimming pool"-expired milk boxes appeared in front of us. We grabbed the milk carton and leaned down to suck the milk in it. When we can't suck milk, we jump down and take a milk bath. During the entertainment time, we danced with plastic bags, juggled with waste batteries and opened a "KTV" with mice.
In our eyes, the world is like this: several streets are rubbish. What makes me more happy is that our natural enemy frog was killed by human beings. It's great that humans give us food and kill our natural enemies. Humans will always be our best friends.
Humans, if you still pollute the environment, when we have our army, I will gradually occupy your home, and you will regret it then.
The fly's self-report composition article 12 The fly is us. When it comes to us, people will feel sick because we always go to dirty places.
Call us flies, but we are a big family. There are gold, green and blue ... but although there are many flies, they are all grown by maggots, which is the same.
The eyes of our flies are different from those of other small animals. We have compound eyes. You must have had such an experience: there is a fly "invading" at home, but you can't hit it for a long time. This is all due to the "compound eye". Our compound eye can turn what we see into slow-motion playback in our mind, thus cleverly avoiding it.
As you may have seen, when we stop, we always like to rub our legs everywhere. Why? Oh, this is because we just climbed onto the food. In fact, our legs have special senses and can detect the smell and taste of food. It's delicious to put your mouth on it, so it's not wrong to say that flies are "mouths on legs". After "tasting", those smells will stay on the legs, which will affect the next "tasting". Therefore, to remove those odor molecules, we can only use "rubbing" to solve it.
This is our big fly family.
I am a fly and the root of the virus. Today, on behalf of our flies, I thank you humans. In the past, we flies were on tenterhooks every day for fear that natural enemies would come to kill us at any time. Especially the dragonfly family, patrolling around us every day, we really dare to be angry and dare not speak! Since you humans, our natural enemies have disappeared one by one, and ugly dragonflies have been made into specimens by children; The hateful bullfrog has become a delicacy on the table, and our miserable life has finally come to an end.
You have not only done absolute protection for the safety of our "worms", but also for our parents, and specially built a "fly hotel"-trash can for us.
That day, the sun hung high and steamed the earth like a pressure cooker, and my wings were wet with sweat. I began to feel dizzy and thought, Oh, my God, if I go on like this, I will become a withered fly. Suddenly, a trash can appeared in front of me, and all my fatigue was gone. I flew to the trash can and blew a "trumpet" and saw that it was empty, as if it had just been cleaned. Just as I was about to leave in frustration, a young man humming nunchakus came downstairs with a bulging garbage bag in his hand. At first glance, he knew that it contained a lot of delicious food. The young man threw the garbage bag in his hand and formed a perfect parabola, which just hit the trash can. I was refreshed again and rushed to the garbage bag. Sure enough, the bag contained all kinds of delicious food: bitten apples, rotten eggs, mashed tomatoes ... everything, and a large group of brothers and sisters flocked here.
I think: all these foods are thrown out of people's homes, and there should be more delicious food in people's homes! Thinking of this, I can't help feeling smug about my new idea. Once in the base camp, I organized and led the most elite unit of the whole fly family, the Black Triangle Fly Command, to March on the trumpet, and angrily came to people's windows, but it was blocked by the "protective cover" in front of the window-the mosquito screen window. Just then, an eagle-eyed brother found a loophole, and everyone entered the house in an orderly way, but the house was clean. When I came out of the window, I was reinterpreted and looked at the delicious food outside. I wonder: Why are people's homes completely different from public places? I looked at the "colorful" outside and felt relieved. My ambition to open up more food sources for flies has disappeared.
Thank you again for your kindness. You care about us as much as your parents!
The self-report composition of the fly 14 "Buzz, buzz, oh, the happy fly is me, oh, the happy fly is me …" Who is singing? It's me, a carefree little fly.
I feel very happy today, because I just did another bad thing with my germs. Let me introduce myself first: My name is Xiaohei, a small member of the fly family, and my personality is super cheerful. My parents were killed by "monsters" about 2 hours after I was born. We flies are really troubled. Those "big monsters" always follow us, which is simply "flies cross the street and everyone shouts!" I hate that "radar" advertisement, what "radar, flies kill!" I shuddered to hear that. Actually, we didn't volunteer. In fact, "a leopard cannot change his spots." The jade emperor infected us with germs, so we can't pretend to be noble. Let's kill ourselves. Hey! Stop talking.
However, people are increasingly polluting the environment, which is good for us! Ha ha ha ha ... what a happy wife! I want to sing: "We are flies, we are flies, flies are the greatest ..."
I never dreamed that this day would come. My dream day will come soon, right?