"God, earth, which fairy will punish this wicked man!"
A short man in rags jumped up and down the street, swearing loudly.
Tie Guai Li lay at the door, took the last sip of porridge and licked the bottom of the broken bowl with his long tongue. Only then did he stagger to his feet. He stared at the short man with a crooked mouth and crooked eyes and asked, "Who are you? Did I offend you? "
The short man spat on the ground in disgust and said, "Beggars are none of your business. Go away. I'm here to settle accounts with heavy hair. "
As soon as his voice fell, a burly man ran out of the gate, humbly apologized to Tie Guai Li, and then whispered, "At, stop fooling around. My parents died early, but when we were separated, all I wanted was a thatched cottage and a cow. I gave you all the good houses and fields. Who told you to lose your family business? "
He twisted his neck and said confidently, "What is the output value of those families?" ? Why not give me the ancestral cornucopia? "
Heavy hair stared at the bull's eye and stammered, "Who, who said that our family has a cornucopia?"
Two hairs pointed to the tall gatehouse, spacious courtyard and several houses: "Look, how can you leave such a big family business in just a few years without a cornucopia?"
Tie Guai Li went to heaven for the cornucopia. It turned out that a cornucopia of the Jade Emperor fell from the folk. He was afraid that people would get it and lose their kind and hardworking nature, so he specially told Tie Guai Li to come and look for it. It's really "I can't find a place to get it, I can get it without effort." Tie Guai Li immediately cheered, temporarily forgetting the generous charity that Heavy Hair had just given him, and helping him up: "Your big brother is heartless, how can you be so selfish and greedy!"
Someone spoke for Ermao, and he was even more excited: "Anyway, I am homeless and unemployed. Either you give me my present property or you take out the cornucopia. "
Heavy-haired tooth bit his lower lip for a long time before slowly saying, "This house is yours." Heavy hair put down his words and walked straight to the ruined temple at the head of the village without looking back.
This time, I jumped down the stairs at the gate with joy. I accidentally fell to the ground with my center of gravity unstable, which caused my neighbors to laugh. Tie Guai Li is not interested in watching. On crutches, he followed Heavy Hair to the ruined temple at the head of the village. He sighed when he saw heavy hair kneeling on the ground.
"Don't pretend in front of me." Tie Guai Li knocked on the slate with his cane and said, "Hand over the cornucopia quickly!"
Heavy hair looked up and asked suspiciously, "Brother, aren't you a beggar?"
Tie Guai Li smiled and said, "My nickname is beggar. My name is Tie Guai Li."
Heavy hair stood up with fierce eyes: "Are you a fairy? Immortals play dead people without paying for their lives? The whole village thought I was selfish and occupied the cornucopia, and my reputation was ruined. "
Tie Guai Li was shocked and said, "Don't you have a cornucopia? Then why do you ... "
When Heavy Hair heard this, he cried and said, "Ermao is my brother. Can I leave him alone?" Since you are a fairy, why don't you open your eyes and see if there is a cornucopia in my yard? "
Tie Guai Li shook his head and said helplessly, "Brother, critical eye is the patent of Monkey Sun, but you are wrong. However, I have a broken bowl. " The broken bowl in Tie Guai Li's hand is also a multiplier. He put the broken bowl on the ground, and it was filled with water, forming a water mirror. Mao's tall gatehouse appeared in the water mirror, with a wide courtyard, dancing twenty hairs and spacious houses ... every corner was photographed, and there was no cornucopia. Tie Guai Li this just believe the heavy hair.
Heavy hair beat his chest and his heart ached: "Hey, my business is going to be lost by this black sheep again." Tie Guai Li also felt embarrassed for jumping to conclusions and falsely accusing heavy hair just now. He hesitated for a moment, saw it was dark outside, and said to Heavy Hair, "Maybe your brother can still be saved."
Heavy hair immediately stopped crying and took Tie Guai Li's hand and said, "Living immortal, please use magic to save him!"
Tie Guai Li took a bite of the broken bowl, which became many times bigger and stuck to the wall. The water mirror was flashing, and they could clearly see Ermao lying on a piece of grass, rolling as if he had just woken up. They can still hear the voice of two hairs talking to themselves: "Hey, I clearly slept in my big brother's bed just now. How did I wake up and change places? "
At this moment, a gentleman in a black hat came over. He touched the upturned beard at the corner of his mouth and introduced himself: "Hello, I'm Howard Johnson, an adventurer. You may have heard my story. "
At jumped up and shouted, "I don't listen to any ghost stories. I just want my property back. "
With a straight face, Howard poked the ground with a civilized stick and said, "I don't tell ghost stories, I tell adventure stories." And these stories are all my personal experiences. You want your property back, I can help you. I once stole several barrels of gold coins from the Turkish royal family and took the crown of the Italian king ... "
Hearing this, Xun You's eyes are straight, and he is willing to take risks with this gentleman. They caught several wild ducks together, and then strung them one by one with hemp rope. They flew to a palace in this string of ducks and stole several bags of gold coins in the dead of night, but when they came back, Hao Sheng of Minxi pushed twenty cents out of the air and sneered, "You idiot, thank you for letting me swallow these gold coins alone."
Two hairs fell into a pond. Fortunately, he could swim, climbed to the shore and walked into a dense forest. There is a small shabby house in the forest, in which lies a beauty with skin as snow. Yang Liang shouted several times, but the beauty didn't wake up. Yang Liang approached and pushed a few times, but the beauty didn't wake up. Seeing that the sleeping beauty is so beautiful, he wants to take advantage of her. When he saw no one around, he leaned down and kissed. Unexpectedly, the beauty woke up and said to Ermao, "Whoever wakes me up with a kiss will be responsible for me, be my husband and find me food every day." At first, Ermao felt happy to find his wife, but it was difficult to find food in the forest. Even if he found a little, he was eaten by a beautiful woman. Sitting, eating and wearing since childhood, where did you run so many roads and do so much work? The most terrible thing is that as soon as the sun goes down, the beauty becomes a mummy. The mummy says to Ermao, "Please forgive me, I have lived for 2000 years, so you can make do now!"
As soon as I had a chance to find food, I sneaked out of the forest and came to the seaside. He is so hungry that he wants to go to the seaside to catch fish. He has never caught any fish. Of course, he has never caught any. He only picked up a drift bottle. He opened the cork. Wow, there was a puff of smoke from the bottle, and a vicious and ugly devil appeared. His voice was thunderous: "I was imprisoned by Solomon for 2000 years, and now I have finally come out." Who saved me? I will only bite the hand that feeds me. You want to be my ride all my life. "The devil said, his legs crossed around his neck and sat down. The devil is heavier than a mountain, and Mao Kou is foaming at the mouth. The devil also gloated: "you carry me behind my back every day, so you can have fish to eat!" " "
Heavy hair outside the water mirror couldn't stand it any longer, so he sat down in front of Tie Guai Li and begged Tie Guai Li to save two hairs. Tie Guai Li read some spells, whooshed and jumped out of the water mirror. The broken bowl fell to the ground and the water mirror disappeared. Although Ermao was ignorant and took his life, he also guessed that there was a fairy revelation. He burst into tears: "heavy hair, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have seized your property." In the future, I will definitely get up early every day to work and earn more money like you. "
Tie Guai Li smiled: "It's a good thing to know your mistakes and correct them. I should go, too. " Two hairs and two hairs asked together, "Where is Daxian going?" Tie Guai Li said with a smile: "I want to take back the folk cornucopia and bring it back to heaven."