Joke about NBA team names?

Eagles + Bobcats = Owls

Mavericks + Timberwolves = Cowboys (Holy crap! There’s even a Weaver)

Raptors + Cavaliers =Dragon Knights

Lakers + Timberwolves = Werewolves (Kobe is no longer called Peter Pan. He is now called Wolf King..)

Rockets + Grizzlies = Rockets Bears (the whole team is a mascot?)

The Clippers and the Lakers form a (quick) team

The Hornets + Mavericks = Crazy (Hive) Bulls

Bulls + Eagles = Husband's Team... (This is too perverted...)

And so on~

Pacers + Bulls = Not Bulls (Both) How can you mess around if you are not awesome?)

Pacers + Hornets = Not awesome

Pacers + Clippers = Not a fast team...

Rockets + Mavericks = Fire Bulls

Rockets + Clippers = Fire Boats

Rockets + Raptors = Fire Dragons...

Rockets-Lakers = Arrows (Bitch) People (vomiting blood...mid...)

It’s a bit fierce...

SuperSonics + Lakers = Superman (my day...)

Grizzlies Bobcats = Pandas! (The team is full of national treasures!)

Raptors = Dragon Kings!

Spurs Jazz = Ma Jiajue! (... Speechless ..The Murderer Team..)

There are also sponsors, the Hornets, Rockets, and Yellow Arrows

Bobcats, Kings = Elvis Presley!!!!!!!!! !!!

Finally there are several teams that play small ball tactics~~~

Suns Clippers = Too Fast

The Suns are fierce Dragons = Too fierce (really fierce!)

Celtics Clippers = Express (I’m dizzy...it’s express delivery!)

SuperSonics Clippers = Super Fast Team (Ugh... I can't stand it anymore... one is faster than the other~)

Eagles 76ers = Old People's Team (This team plays small ball tactics?)

Wizards Clippers = Wizards (Here we go again...)

Suns Mavericks = Bulls!! (vomiting blood again~~)

Give me the best! ! 2011-01-03 17:50 Not this. That's a funny quote. Team additions 2011-01-03 18:00

The Boston Celtics, under the rule of the Sacramento Kings, have grown like the Seattle SuperSonics and have now reached the Philadelphia 76ers. They live in the famous New York Knicks Castle, the gates are guarded by the Golden State Warriors, and everyone is holding a San Antonio Spurs. There is a big river not far outside the city, so the Los Angeles Clippers driven by the Los Angeles Lakers often appear. This phenomenon was seen by the Cleveland Cavaliers in the city. He brought two Minnesota Timberwolves and an Art Mountain Eagle with him behind. A Charlotte Bobcat was also followed, demanding an NBA meeting. At noon one day, the Phoenix Suns were scorching the earth like the Miami Heat. The opponent was the Utah Jazz, who led a Toronto Raptors and a Milwaukee Bucks to the castle. He first changed into an Orlando Magic and turned the Chicago Bulls into A Dallas Maverick, the oddity brought the Portland Trail Blazers to the scene aboard the Houston Rockets. He exclaimed: "You are really a Washington Wizard!" and gave him a lot of Denver gold nuggets. At this time, the naughty Memphis Grizzlies stole the honey and attracted many New Orleans Hornets, which scared everyone. Just run away.

At this time, the Indiana Pacers happened to be passing by. Seeing this scene, he immediately opened the Detroit Pistons and spread his masterpiece - the New Jersey net he made. After a while, he saw a man in the net who caught thirty Only, the rest fled, and just like that, with their help, the NBA meeting went on smoothly... If it's wrong, there's nothing we can do about it