The KFC store has turned off the lights.
It really can't stand the noise day and night. If it weren't for the temptation of Coca-Cola, I would have moved. However, it is addicted to Coca-Cola, just like taking drugs. As long as you can't drink Coca-Cola one day, you will be weak and even foaming at the mouth. ...
When he was a vagrant, he could only sneak into the trash can of a five-star or four-star hotel in the middle of the night and drink some leftover juice with a bottle. Once on Christmas Eve, it managed to enter a hotel bar by elevator. As soon as I got into the garbage bag, I was caught by a Santa Claus in red pants and a red hat ... They tied it to the door to practice darts!
It was lucky that day, only half of its ear was pierced by darts.
But it scared out a "nervous disorder of urinary system", and he peed his pants when he was nervous. ...
Many weeks ago, it accidentally broke into this KFC store. There are several barrels of Coca-Cola here, and ... and the guard is also a man with half an ear missing! This is a special guy. Mouse coca-cola met him on the first day. It thought it would die under his wand, but instead of killing it, he brought a cup of Coca-Cola. "Please-"it heard him whisper, "Don't be afraid, I never kill mice. I belong to mice ... I hate cats. When I was a child, I was torn off by wild cats. You see, I can only have long hair from now on. "
From that day on, it often passed by him in a dark shop, but he never hurt it.
I remember last Monday night, it was a bloody black Monday. Mouse Coca-Cola just came out of the vent, suddenly a pair of claws gripped its neck tightly-it looked up and scared out as soon as it peed, with a pair of green murderous eyes on its head!
Almost collapsed. It's a cat!
It turned out that this little mouse was so careless that it thought it would be foolproof if it was protected by guards. Unexpectedly, the mouse print left in the kitchen was found. So, there was another cat on duty in the shop. It heard the cat grimace: "Hum, you are stealing Coca-Cola, I'll let you drink enough today ..." It found a long plastic pipe, put one end in the big jar of Coca-Cola and the other end in the mouth of the little mouse. In a short time, it filled the mouse's stomach like a bulging balloon.
"how about it? Is it not delicious? " The cat asked proudly.
Luckily, the guards came. He didn't know that the cat was brought from home by the manager, so he knocked it out with a stick. "Good ah, how dare you sneak in in front of me, I want to revenge for my half ear ..."
But the next day, the security guard was fired by the manager.
Without an umbrella, Mouse Coca-Cola suddenly became dejected and despondent.
The cat is still there, but because its leg was interrupted by the doorman, it became a lame cat with secondary disability and was abandoned by its owner in the store. This makes it hate the mouse Coca-Cola even more-if in the past, it would have settled this old enemy, but now … it is a disabled cat, and the mouse Coca-Cola is hiding in the high vent.
In this way, the stalemate continued until the fifth night.
"Don't you surrender?" Mouse Coca-Cola heard the cat ask below.
"... would rather die than surrender ..." The dizzy mouse would rather die than surrender.
"Really?"
"Of course it's true!" The little mouse growled as if to give generously. "I'd rather die honestly than live cowardly!" " ""swish, swish-""swish, swish-"What's that noise? The little mouse doesn't know what the cat is playing. He looked down and his mouth suddenly stiffened: "... I'm sorry, I want to surrender ... shall we negotiate peacefully?" "
It saw the cat drinking happily with a can of Coca-Cola!
It thinks that as long as it is given a sip of Coca-Cola, it will die regardless. It likes the black, sweet and bitter taste of Coca-Cola. The cat's trick is really vicious, which is worse than calling it a gouge-out!
The little mouse climbed out of the vent with a white flag.
It jumped on Coca-Cola like a hungry wolf ... The cat thought it was desperate and scared to one side. The mouse Coca-Cola completely forgot the danger and drank the last drop of Coca-Cola at the bottom of the can in one breath. Then he smacked his lips and said to the cat, "Let's sit at the negotiating table, but …" It picked up the can of Coca-Cola again. "Before signing, let me lick the jar again ..."
[-(@_@)-]
At this time, it felt its tail lifted. It was hung upside down in the oven.
"Peace talks? Is there a cat-and-mouse peace negotiation? Today, I will roast you into a dry mouse, and then negotiate with you ... "The lame cat said savagely.
But it doesn't know how to operate this oven.
Mouse coca-cola sneered at it: "you idiot, you have been in KFC for so long, you can't even use the oven!" " Press the green button first, then press the timing ... Roast a chicken wing for one and a half minutes; Roast a live mouse, live mouse, yes, yes, yes, yes ... "It covered its mouth!
But the lame cat was happy: "I think it takes at least half an hour to roast a live mouse full of Coca-Cola." It presses the green button and sets the first timer to "30 minutes". He jumped up and down in the kitchen with excitement and shouted, "I'm a genius chef!" " You have heard of beer duck, but have you heard of Coca-Cola mouse? This is my patent! "
The temperature of the oven rose sharply.
The coca-cola in the mouse's stomach began to evaporate.
"Haha, KFC will have a new variety tomorrow-Coca-Cola Mouse." The lame cat bit Colonel Sanders outside the door and proudly said, "This little old man with a white beard, eating KFC is nothing ..."
Suddenly, the fire alarm rang. Then, the screams of fire engines came from a distance.
It turned out that the temperature in the shop suddenly rose in the middle of the night, and the automatic alarm sounded an alarm. The lame cat barked badly, so it quickly put out the oven, put down the mouse and threw the Coca-Cola out of the window-just after destroying the scene, the firemen broke in with the faucet.
But they were nailed there like stone carvings.
There is no flame.
There is only one cat, staring at the uninvited guests with green eyes in the dark.
[-(@_@)-]