2. Humans have a really powerful weapon, and that is laughter.
My personal experience tells me that journalists like to lie. I made up a vivid lie myself, which spread widely along the Pacific coast; Today, this kind of lie is still popular in the local area.
Morality is an acquisition, like music, like a foreign language, like devout poker and paralysis. No one is born with morality.
Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see. celebrity quote
6. Everyone is like the moon, unwilling to show the dark side to others.
7. Always admit a careless mistake frankly, which will surprise your boss and give you a chance to make more mistakes.
8. Of all animals, human beings are the most cruel and the only animal that creates happiness in pain.
9. Humor is a saving force.
10, get your facts first, and then you can distort and misunderstand as you like.
1 1, always tell the truth, so you don't have to remember what you said.
12, in order to practice, God made a fool first, and then an education committee.
13, human beings have always had this uniqueness: it keeps two sets of laws, one is private and the other is true; Open a set, pretend a set.
14. Nothing in the world is more inflammatory than a beautiful speech. It can make people who are not familiar with the skills and magic of speech dizzy, overthrow their beliefs and destroy their feelings.
15, the main component of life is not facts and events, but a storm of thoughts, which has been blowing in people's minds all their lives.
16. A malicious book won't hurt anyone except the fool who wrote it.
Mark Twain's classic quote
17. Principle is another name for prejudice.
18, lies have spread all over the world before the boots of truth are put on.
19, foreigners don't need China people, and China people don't need foreigners. At this point, I always stand with the boxer. Boxers are patriots. They love their country more than people of other nationalities. I wish them success. The boxer argued that we should be driven out of their country. I am also a boxer. Because I also advocate driving them out of our country.
20. Although love seems to be the fastest of all growing things, it is actually the slowest. No man or woman knows what perfect love is unless they have been married for 25 years.
2 1. If you adopt a hungry dog and let it live a comfortable life, it won't bite you. This is the main difference between dogs and people. Habit is habit. No one can throw it out of the window at once, but lead it downstairs step by step.
I know your race. It is made up of sheep. They are ruled by a few people, and they are rarely or never ruled by many people. They suppressed their feelings and beliefs and followed a small group of people who shouted desperately. Sometimes the person who shouts is right and sometimes wrong; But that doesn't matter, everyone is always because you are always and always a slave to a few people. There has never been a country where most people are loyal to any such system.
23. Every time a school is closed, an additional prison will be built.
24. There are two main kinds of people in the world. The first kind of people have achieved something, and the second kind of people claim to have achieved something. There are not as many people in the first category as in the second category.
After 25 years, what makes you more disappointed is not what you did, but what you didn't do. So, untie the sail and set sail from a safe harbor. Ride the trade wind, explore, dream and discover!
A man's most dangerous enemy is his own tongue.
Happiness is not a thing of self-existence, it is only a comparison with other unhappy things, and this is the whole situation of happiness.
28. If we can be born at the age of 80, and then slowly move towards 18, then life will be extremely happy.
29. A lie has gone halfway around the world, and the truth has just begun.
30. Kissing without feelings is like kissing dead pork.
3 1, there are two kinds of Christian morality, one is private morality and the other is public morality. These two morals are so different and irrelevant that they are as irrelevant as archangels and politicians. American citizens abide by Christian morality for 363 days in a year and maintain the perfect nature of national purity; Then, in the remaining two days, he left Christian private morality at home and tried his best to destroy and destroy his loyal and legal work for a whole year.
Everyone is born with an asset, which is more valuable than all other assets and is his last breath.
33. Fame is like steam, prestige is like an accident, and the only sure thing on earth is being forgotten.
When you fish for love, use your heart as bait, not your brain.
As long as you don't want the other party to borrow money, this trait can keep the friendship for life.
Mark Twain's famous epigram
Don't give up your fantasy. When the illusion is gone, you can still exist, but you are still alive.
Don't tell the truth to people who don't deserve it.
38. There is no other way to succeed, only knowing and full of confidence.
39. When truth is still putting on its shoes, lies have gone halfway around the world.
40. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer others up.
4 1, the vast majority of human beings, whether barbarians or civilized people, are secretly kind-hearted, timid and afraid to let people suffer, but in front of a few people who specialize in aggression and cruelty, they dare not stick to their own ideas.
42. A bold prediction will never be considered stupid and boring by superstitious people.
43. When you are alive, you must be in a good situation. Don't waste time and create unnecessary trouble.
Don't go around saying that the world owes you. The world owes you nothing. It was here before you were born.
It doesn't matter if you give a silly impression.
Friendship is such a sacred passion, so sweet, firm and loyal.
47. Stay away from those who try to make you lose your ambition. Small people often do this, but really great people will make you think you can be great, too.
People who have good books but don't read them have no advantage over those who can't read them.
49. Without evidence to form an opinion, it is meaningless to force an opinion. If you make a man without bones, he may look lifelike at first sight, but he can't stand up limply; Evidence is the basis of opinion.
50. Truth is more incredible than fiction. Mark Twain's famous words must be read.
5 1. A good education lies in hiding our better evaluation of ourselves and our bad evaluation of others.
52. The function of morality is to tell people to distinguish between good and bad, let people choose and do what they want. But what benefits can he get from it? He keeps picking, and nine times out of ten he would rather pick the bad one. There should be no bad things in the world; Without morality, there will be no more bad things. However, man is such an immoral animal that he can't see that it is because of morality that he falls to the bottom of biology. Whoever owns it will fall.
As long as I create a national superstition, I don't care who legislates for him and who composes music for him.
If there is any real justice in this world, then the concepts in the book should be on an equal footing with those that create value for real estate and all other properties on earth.
What got us into trouble was not ignorance, but a seemingly correct fallacy.
If all people are rich, then all people are poor.
I would rather keep my mouth shut than express myself in a hurry.
Although public opinion has formidable power, it is created by a group of ignorant and complacent fools. I know hundreds of journalists, and most of their personal opinions are worthless, but when they speak in the newspaper, they become the opinions of the newspaper, so their words become thunder predictions that shock the society.
59. I always wait for the opportunity to pass before I realize that I have an opportunity.
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
6 1. I think everyone I know is moral, although I don't like to ask. I know I do. But I would rather teach others morality every day than practice it myself. Leave morality to others. This is my motto. I have finished sending out morality. You will never need it.
62. Prediction is the only technology that human beings cannot improve through practice.
63. Everyone is like the moon, with a dark side that no one has ever seen.
64. Wrinkles should only be traces left by smiles.
65. If you adopt a poor hungry dog and make it comfortable and smooth, it won't bite you. This is the main difference between man and dog.
66. The belated truth is like a horseshoe that suddenly hits the head. Oh, it hurts!
67. Davis's books didn't circulate in American society. But as long as you put on a diving suit, dive all the way, dive all the way to a densely populated place, where you will always work hard, starve and never see the sun, you will find millions of his books. People with this market are sure to make a fortune. Bread and butter are firmly in their hands, because these people will never throw them away.
68. You despicable human beings are always lying, always thinking that you have virtues that you really don't have, but denying that those higher animals do (in fact, only they do). Wild animals have never done cruel things, which is the patent of moral animals. There is nothing wrong with a wild animal calling things around it to suffer unintentionally, because it is not wrong at all. It calls things around you suffering, not out of pleasure. Only people do it. This is inspired by people's messy morality.
69. The words of pride we use ourselves are actually not from ourselves. What belongs to us is nothing more than some modifications made according to our temper, personality, environment, education and social relations. It's just some modifications that are different from other people's expressions, which have branded our unique style and temporarily counted as our own things. Everything else is old rubbish, which has been said by generations for thousands of years.
70. You don't need to know any laws. Selected quotations from Mark Twain
7 1. There are 869 ways to lie, but one of them is strictly forbidden. You are not allowed to perjure yourself against your neighbor.
Quoted from Mark Twain's philosophy of success
Ignorance and self-confidence-the combination of success
"If you want to succeed, all you need is ignorance and self-confidence."
You need to be ignorant enough to believe that the impossible is possible and confident enough to turn the impossible into reality. The Wright brothers are ignorant enough to think that people can fly, but confident enough to let this idea happen. Napoleon Hill once said, "Anything you can think of can be realized". Ignorance and self-confidence can really be called a successful combination.
2. Readers are leaders.
"People who don't read good books are no better than those who can't read good books."
Plato once said, "Take time to read other people's works to improve yourself, so that you can easily reap the fruits of other people's hard work." Do you realize that reading a book and then spending three hours can learn what others have learned in 20 years? By reading, you can really gain the wisdom, knowledge and truth of others. Learn to discover the pleasure of reading.
3. Do the important things first
"Don't put off till tomorrow what you will do the day after tomorrow."
It is essential to do the important things first. Don't be in a hurry and forget the most important thing. You have to keep asking yourself, "Do you have to do this now?" "Is this the most efficient way to use time?" "Does this matter have anything to do with my goal?" Learn to distinguish between production efficiency and progress at all times.
fight
"What matters in the battle is not the size of the two dogs, but the intensity of their fighting."
How much "fighting spirit" do you have in mind? Doing something you have never done requires great psychological struggle, fearless courage and persistent perseverance. Have you done enough psychological struggle for the game? Remember, the winner of the game is not an agile person, and the winner of the war is not a strong person, but a person who persists to the end.
5. The power of planning
"It usually takes me three weeks to prepare an impromptu speech."
This is what I call a plan! Never underestimate its power. A good plan is half the battle. Success or failure often depends on whether there is a feasible plan (even for impromptu speech).
For example, if you find that a person is always full of energy, you will find that he has a diet plan. They know how much carbohydrates to eat on Tuesday and how many grams of protein to eat on Friday.
So, do you have a plan here? What kind of plan you have determines what kind of achievements you have.
A planned life is a fruitful life.
6. The brave are invincible
"Courage is used to resist and control fear, not to make people fearless."
I like this famous saying. Have you got your fears under control? Are you doing what they say is impossible? Have you faced your fear and overcome it? Life is so short that it is a pity to let it slip away from fantasy in vain. Twain said, "Twenty years later, what you didn't do will be more disappointing than what you did. So, throw away the sail lock, set sail from a safe harbor, seize your trade wind, explore, dream and discover. "
7. recognize your talent
"Thousands of geniuses came to this world but were buried, some because of others and some because of themselves."
Everyone is born with a gift, but only a few people have discovered it. Everyone is born with a gift, but the process of life will detract from this gift.
Learn to discover your own talent. You will do better than others. Find it and pursue it. We will also call you a genius.
[Name] Mark Twain (American humorist, novelist, writer and speaker)
There is a light of wisdom behind humor, which is the eternal label of Mark Twain, a great American literary master. Listen to what philosophy of life the master taught you.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens is a great American writer. His pen name is Mark Twain.
Twain's novels are widely known, and his novel The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is regarded as "a great American novel". His other famous novel, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, is my favorite.
Twain was a hot figure in his time. He made friends with the president, and even with European aristocrats. Twain is a witty guy, and his wit has won him respect from friends and enemies.
William faulkner once called Mark Twain "the father of American literature". We can learn a lot from Mark Twain.
Mark Twain's Classic Quotations
I think everyone I know is moral, although I don't like to ask. I know I do. But I would rather teach others morality every day than practice it myself. "Leave morality to others" is my motto. I have finished sending out morality. You will never need it.
The function of moral heart is to tell people the difference between good and bad, and let people choose and do what they want. But what benefits can he get from it? He keeps picking, and nine times out of ten he would rather pick the bad one. There should be no bad things in the world; Without morality, there will be no more bad things. However, man is such an immoral animal that he can't see that it is because of morality that he falls to the bottom of biology. Whoever owns it will fall.
Morality is an acquisition-like music, like a foreign language, like devout poker and paralysis-and no one is born with morality.
You despicable humans are like this-always lying, always thinking that you have virtues that you really don't have, but denying that those higher animals do (in fact, only they do). Beasts have never done anything cruel-this is the patent of moral animals. There is nothing wrong with a wild animal calling something next to it to suffer unintentionally, because it has a "problem". It makes things next to it suffer, not out of pleasure-only people do it. This is inspired by people's messy morality.
There are two kinds of Christian morality, one is private morality and the other is public morality. These two morals are so different and irrelevant that they are as irrelevant as archangels and politicians. American citizens abide by Christian morality for 363 days in a year and maintain the perfect nature of national purity; Then, in the remaining two days, he left the Christian Private Morality at home ... and tried his best to destroy and destroy his loyal and legal work for a whole year.
Humans have always had this uniqueness: they have kept two sets of laws-one is private and the other is true; Open a set, pretend a set.
The vast majority of human beings, whether barbarians or civilized people, are secretly kind-hearted, timid and afraid to let people suffer, but in the face of a few people who specialize in aggression and cruelty, they dare not stick to their own ideas.
There are 869 ways to lie, but one of them is strictly forbidden: "Don't give false testimony against your neighbor.
I know your race. It is made up of sheep. They are ruled by a few people, and they are rarely or never ruled by many people. They suppressed their feelings and beliefs and followed a small group of people who shouted desperately. Sometimes the person who shouts is right and sometimes wrong; But that doesn't matter, everyone is always because you are always and always a slave to a few people. There has never been a country where most people are loyal to any such system.
As long as I create a national superstition, I don't care who legislates for him and who composes music for him.
What is a "real" civilization? No one can solve the mystery, despite everyone's efforts. Suppose we first find out what is not true civilization, then remove this part from the total and call the rest "true" civilization ... Any system is not true civilization if it meets the following conditions: the people enslave the people, the autocratic government is unequal, cruel punishment is almost universal, superstition, ignorance, filth and poverty; On the contrary, a system without the above situation is a real civilization.
The main component of life is not facts and events, but a storm of thoughts, which has been blowing in people's minds all their lives.
Foreigners don't need China people, and China people don't need foreigners. At this point, I always stand with the boxer. Boxers are patriots. They love their country more than people of other nationalities. I wish them success. The boxer argued that we should be driven out of their country. I am also a boxer. Because I also advocate driving them out of our country.
Davis's book didn't circulate in American upper class. But as long as you put on a diving suit, dive all the way, dive all the way to a densely populated place, where you will always work hard, starve and never see the sun, you will find millions of his books. People with this market are sure to make a fortune. Bread and butter are firmly in their hands, because these people will never throw them away.
The words of pride we use ourselves are actually not from ourselves. What belongs to us is nothing more than some modifications made according to our temper, personality, environment, education and social relations. It's just some modifications that are different from other people's expressions, which have branded our unique style and temporarily counted as our own things. Everything else is old rubbish, which has been said by generations for thousands of years.
Nothing in the world is more inflammatory than a beautiful speech, which can make people who are not familiar with the skills and magic of speech dizzy, overthrow their beliefs and ruin their feelings.
Although public opinion has formidable power, it is created by a group of ignorant and complacent fools. I know hundreds of journalists, and most of their personal opinions are worthless, but when they speak in the newspaper, they become the opinions of the newspaper, so their words become thunder predictions that shock the society.
My personal experience tells me that journalists like to lie. I made up a vivid lie myself, which spread widely along the Pacific coast; Today, this kind of lie is still popular in the local area.
In the absence of evidence to form an opinion, it is meaningless to force an opinion. If you make a man without bones, he may look lifelike at first sight, but he can't stand up limply; ..... evidence is the basis of opinion.
Mark Twain's famous sayings in Chinese and English.
1, everyone is like the moon, with a dark side that will never be seen by anyone. Everyone is like the moon, which is a part of the storm of thoughts. It is a part of all life in the human brain.
Don't argue with a fool, he will drag you to his level and then beat you with rich experience.
Don't be silly, argue. Reality is sometimes more absurd than fiction, because fiction has certain logic, while reality is often illogical.
33. Once false humility appears, real humility will die out in time.
A false humility, a true humility, people around me need your help most!
Do something you don't want to do every day. This is the most precious rule, which can make you develop the habit of being conscientious and not complaining.
Do something you don't want to do every day. This is one of the most valuable principles, which can make you form the habit of working seriously and responsibly and not thinking about pain.
44. The scheduled time is up. The funeral has started, forty miles away, but I can see it clearly, as if I were there. It's next to the library at Langdon House. Jayne's coffin was parked where her mother and I stood forty years ago, and where we got married. Thirteen years ago, Susie's coffin was put there, and soon, my coffin will be put there.
The scheduled time is up. The funeral has started, it's 40 miles from here, but I can see it clearly because I'm there. The location is next to the library of Langtons Mansion, and the clean coffin is parked where her mother and I stood forty years ago, where we just got married. Thirteen years ago, her coffin was always there. Before long, I will put it there.
45. Children are sent to school. At least at that time, it was finally a school. The weak young generation works hard here for ten hours every day, learning useless things they don't understand from books, relying on rote memorization, like parrots; Therefore, after completing the education, there are only two gains, one is a headache forever, and the other is being able to read fluently, without stopping to fight and not taking a breath.
The children were sent to school, at least at that time, it was a school. The young generation of sissies concentrate on studying hard here for ten hours every day, learning some useless things they don't understand from books, relying on nothing more than rote memorization, just like parroting; Therefore, after receiving education, there are only two achievements. First, reading skills that are always a headache, reading very fluently, spelling words constantly, and being stuffy.