1. As long as you have a lesson in mind, you won’t be skipping class wherever you go.
2. The most failed person in life is Tang Seng. People around him, whether they are enemies or friends, always want to send him to the West.
3. It’s noon to hoe the crops, it’s so hard to go to work. After going to school all morning, I still have to go to school in the afternoon. If you don’t have enough money to spend, your heart will be even more painful. For a good life, work hard.
4. There are many ways to end a friendship, the most radical one is to borrow money and not repay it.
5. A mosquito bites you and makes you really angry. But what makes you even more angry is that when it bites you, you can’t find it!
6. Teachers always think that they are very good. After teaching for more than ten years, we have never seen any students, but we have never thought that we, who have been students for more than ten years, have not seen any teachers!
7. I searched for her thousands of times, but when I looked back, I saw that person was still dismissive of me.
8. In fact, the fact that I don’t talk to you is not because I hate you. I’m just afraid that my wisdom and connotation will affect your appreciation of my handsomeness.
9. In the chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked: "What should you do if the gas leaks in your home?", and the answer was "Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down."
10. School made me understand what the temptation of going home is.
11. Beauty is heaven to the eyes but hell to the pocket!
12. Some men are like Bluetooth. As soon as you leave, they will look for other devices.
13. What I hate most is when people say "Happy Singles' Day" to me. What's terrible is that I have to say "Thank you".
14. Don’t get angry easily when something happens, otherwise you will be said to have low emotional intelligence. Just put a smile on your face and think about your uncle silently in your heart.
15. I didn’t say I hate you, but if you catch fire and I happen to have water in my hand, I will drink it in front of you.
16. The neighbor is a changeable person, he changed the wifi password again.
17. Which is more important, the wife or the game? Of course, my wife is more important, so I only dare to play games, not my wife.
18. Passing by the overpass, a beggar knelt down in front of me and said, "Well, please give me something to eat." Me: What do you want to eat? Beggar: Meat buns. Me: You can eat it just by kneeling here? Beggar: Sometimes I can. As soon as he finished speaking, I knelt down next to him.
19. Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease. 2 Question: "How can you make your deskmate watch the teacher wholeheartedly for you if you play with your phone in class?" Answer: "Play with your deskmate's phone!" 21. I have been wondering why the teacher wants to invite a parent who is not even a minor No one can educate people well, so why do you still want to educate adults?
Twenty-two. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.
Twenty-three. When asked what love is in the world, I decisively say that love is just a fart. It disappears as soon as you let it go, but the taste is still there.
Twenty-four. You are young only once, and you can never be young again. Therefore, there should be no taboos. Subvert the whole world in a cool and unrestrained way - be thorough in your antics, and be powerful in your destruction. Get into trouble and get patents, pretend to be good and get stunts, make people look good, and be fooled depends on fate.