Life is a flight, the last one to escape will be shot, and the last one to kill us is poverty. People are different. Some people escape by Boeing, others by crutches, but whether you are fast or slow, you will inevitably die when you arrive.
Knife, I pick up divination and secretly lick the wound. I never complain. This is me.
Life is easy, life is easy, and life is not easy.
Take it calmly, take it calmly when you are proud, and take it calmly when you are frustrated.
I have a pool of blood on my ass. I treat hemorrhoids for others.
I had nothing to do with that.
We pray that God will tell us how to live happily, but we might as well pray that God will tell us how to die easily.
I have two principles in doing things: one is the grace of dripping water, and the spring is rewarded; Second, resentment is not * * *. Without the first rule, I wouldn't be as good as I am today; Without the second rule, I wouldn't be as big as I am today.
I have a good temper, not a bad temper!
Man, never say that you are the most unlucky, because more unlucky people often appear in front of you. The terrible thing is that they are still pestering you endlessly.
A man without money is like a dish without salt, which lacks a little taste, but it is not good to put too much salt, so a warm reminder: putting too much salt is harmful to health.
I have never planted a grain, but I have eaten a deadly crop. I have never brewed a drop of wine. I can drown my sorrows by drinking wine every day. I've never burned a brick or tile. Our house is not small. I have never done electricity once, but we use a refrigerator with lights on at home. I can also listen to color TV. I have never planted a tree, built an inch of road or dug a foot of canal, but I can enjoy the cool and Malaysia. Unlike you, I have never fought a war, but I enjoy a peaceful life. I don't care about a penny in this country, but I am running towards a well-off life with the people of the whole country. What do you think I am dissatisfied with? What am I dissatisfied with? I am very satisfied!
When you laugh, the whole world laughs, and when you cry, the whole world cries.
A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.
A man without money is like a dish without salt, which is not good, but it is not good to put too much salt, so I warmly remind him that putting too much salt is harmful to health. (Dong Liu says to Hong)
Don't take your playboy as the ribbon of rhythmic gymnastics, and fool us here.
Women can hook, the world is out of order.
If you want to get rich, you have to be shameless and lose all your face. If you want to die shameless, you will get rich.
This mistake is a temporary regret, and missing it is a permanent regret.
When you feel desperate, you at least have time, time, time to heal all the wounds.
Huh? Six thousand dollars? Even if you treat gorillas as individuals, you can't spend that much money. Well, yes!
Men take care of women and drink rice soup for every meal. A woman rules a man, and a jar is full of gold and silver.
I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. (Dong Liu said it himself)
Dong Liu educated Xiao Zhang's sister: We are eels and loaches. Although the eel is long, it is a dish after all, and there is no need to hurt each other!
Visible and intangible, it makes his son feel like a knife.
When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. When you cry, you are the only one in the world who cries.
When he was a child, he thought he could save the world. When I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save him. (Dong Liu says Liu Xi)
In fact, life needs very little, a glass of water, a bowl of rice, and a sentence I love you. But this glass of water, he hopes that the person who loves him brought it to him, that bowl of rice he hopes that the person who loves him cooked it for him, and the sentence I love you, he hopes that the person who loves him said it to him personally.
There is nothing wrong with crying. If you learn to cry, you will learn to live. You will know that it is difficult to live in this world, and you will know that it is difficult to laugh once. (Dong Liu says to the fish)
You can listen to the doctor and take rat poison.
Great lifeline
Great lifeline
1, life is easy, life is easy, life is not easy.
2, that kind of life, is born to live, your mother gave birth to you, you have to live on your own.
I'm a little brighter than a jack-o'-lantern, and I'm still pretending that the sun shines on others.
4. I have blood all over my ass and help others treat hemorrhoids.
Men cheat women for flirting, women cheat men for seduction, and men and women cheat each other for love.
6. You can see it upside down, but you can't touch it, which makes his son feel like a knife.
7. This has nothing to do with me.
8. If this matter reaches the central authorities, it will be difficult to deal with. I seldom walk around Beijing recently, mainly because we have no one in Beijing.
When he was a child, he thought he could save the world. When I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save him. (Dong Liu says Liu Xi)
10, a man without money is like a dish without salt, which is not good, but it is not good to put too much salt, so I warmly remind you that putting too much salt is harmful to your health. (Dong Liu says to Hong)
1 1, I have a small mind, but I don't lack it. (Dong Liu said it himself)
12, women can hook, the world is out of order.
13, there is nothing wrong with crying. If you learn to cry, you will learn to live. You will know that it is difficult to live in this world, and you will know that it is difficult to laugh once. (Dong Liu says to the fish)
A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver.
15, I have two principles in doing things: first, the grace of dripping water is rewarded with spring; Second, resentment is not * * *. Without the first rule, I wouldn't be as good as I am today; Without the second rule, I wouldn't be as big as I am today.
16, people, never say that you are the most unlucky, because there are often more unlucky people in front of you. The terrible thing is that he is still pestering you endlessly.
17, this mistake is a temporary regret, and missing it is a permanent regret.
18, a man without money is like a dish without salt, which is not delicious, but it is not good to put too much salt, so warm reminder: putting too much salt is harmful to health.
19, it is precisely because I have not forgotten my roots that I have strengthened my life. If you have money, you will lead a drunken life; if you have no money, you will accept your fate.
Knife, I pick up divination and secretly lick the wound. I never complain. This is me.
2 1, if you want to get rich, you have to be shameless and lose face. You'd better die shameless and you'll get rich.
22. Men take care of their wives and drink rice soup every meal. A woman rules a man, and a jar is full of gold and silver.
23. Do you know what a surprise is? When you were waiting for a rabbit to arrive, you looked up and choked when it appeared? ! There is a wolf in the back.
24. I never planted one, but I ate a fat head. I have never brewed a drop of wine. I can drink it every day to drown my sorrows. I've never burned a brick or tile. Our house is not small. I have never generated electricity, but we use a refrigerator with lights on at home. I can also listen to color TV. I have never planted a tree, built an inch of road or dug a foot of canal. Unlike you, I have never fought a war, but I enjoy a peaceful life. I don't care about a penny in this country, but I am running towards a well-off life with the people of the whole country. What do you think I am dissatisfied with? What am I dissatisfied with? I am very satisfied!
25, in fact, life needs very little, a glass of water, a bowl of rice, a sentence I love you. But this glass of water, he hopes that the person who loves him brought it to him, that bowl of rice he hopes that the person who loves him cooked it for him, and the sentence I love you, he hopes that the person who loves him said it to him personally.
The classic lines of the great magician
1, Liu Kunshan: This is unofficial history, who is well-known at home and abroad and is famous for his official history. He obtained a patent on the sticky pole of Yongzheng Interior Office, which can take the head of an enemy thousands of miles away and send it to the guillotine. Cai, I will let you die in this legend today!
2. Riesling: It is important to recruit soldiers, but it is inevitable to play tricks. However, don't give me an attractive and superstitious reputation ... usually I don't care about money, but now I know that I can't move without money ... my birthday in the old calendar, my birthday in the solar calendar and my wife's wedding anniversary have all been done, what else can I do!
3. Third Aunt: Hey! What are you doing? No big or small! Everybody stand in the back! Honey. You are wearing this uniform today, which shows that you are invincible. You are really outstanding! ..... I didn't! I want to let everyone know that my third aunt is the most popular!
4. Riesling: Hello, oranges and peaches. Apricots and melon seeds didn't come?
5. Riesling: Seventh wife, I am a calf. It's been half a month. I miss you! Last time, I spread my wings like a phoenix, didn't buy a bargain, and sprained my tendon. This time, I want to use a cross fist that can meet the enemy in all directions. Tonight ... I'm finished! I'm going too.
6. Riesling: I don't think so. Once together, we will fly away. So, where can I find you? Silver, stay here. If you are bored, I will accompany you to the overpass to see the tricks, or talk to me about love and continue to cultivate feelings!
7. Third Aunt: Manager Liu wants to tell you that if you don't get things done well, match them, which was stolen from the tomb.
8. Warlords: Shit, Daniel, you are cutting your own flesh! You see, such talents deserve to be our big brother!
9. Zhang Xian: Fire is a gift from God. It can cook food, make people stop eating blood, and extract all kinds of metals for us to use. Since the first fire appeared, our fate has changed, and civilization … has begun. Fire can make people warm or afraid. Do you know what will happen if it falls into the hands of a magician? I can use it to be gorgeous, and I can also use it to express my angry mood.
10, Liu Yin: What are you suspecting?
Zhang Xian: I don't think you will accept someone like him.
Liu Yin: It's my business to accept or not. It's another matter for you to doubt me. Do you think a person who is cruel to others but obedient to me is a bad person? A good man went to Europe to study, but he didn't hear from him and forgot the wedding date. Is he a good man? We've met for three years, and you haven't even said a sweet word. Do you still have me in your heart
Zhang Xian: I came back to fulfill my promise.
Zhang Xian: The commander is very wise.
Riesling: If I sit there, can you tie me up?
Zhang Xian: Yes! Why didn't I think of that? Commanders are valuable!
Riesling: I should know who you are! You are a liar! A few random tricks that day made all the female guests laugh. Isn't that a liar?
Zhang Xian: You are wrong. I am a dreamer!
Riesling: Dreamer? What a liar!
Zhang Xian: Even if you cheat, you should study hard and practice hard.
AA life classic lines
1, the so-called love is just a fireworks we saw when we were young, and no one can expect this fireworks to last forever. Life always has an end, and so does love. Love comes and goes at the beginning, but it hates it when it's over? Go ahead and remember the pain when it comes. This may be someone's future life.
I buried my face in her hair? She smells like mom, so warm that my heart is broken.
When I was very young, I found a stone and thought it was priceless, hidden in the corner where others could not find it. When I grow up, I know it's just a stone, but I still can't bear to throw it away until I get old.
Everyone thinks he can control the pace of things, but once he takes the first step, he will find that he can't do anything. This is especially true emotionally.
5. Everyone is changing. Graduation from college is like a watershed. Some people are tall? Some people are crawling in the mud. When the role given to people by society breaks the equal status in universities, everyone's mentality also changes. This is the iron law of competitive society, cruel but true!
6. In a world surrounded by computers, mp3 players, mobile phones and other electronic products, young people born after 1980s would rather trust those cold machines than live people. This is an era when there is no friendship and no one wants to share warmth with others.
9. Youth is the transformation of growth. You have to shed a layer of skin and give a silly warm smile to make yourself hard. How can this process not hurt?
8. It is far more difficult to keep a man's heart than to make him earn a lot of money.
9, some things, not to experience, who can see clearly? Some people, how can they grow up without being hurt? How young, how much love and hate, how much infatuation, but it is a sigh in the evening sunset.
10 Whether in nature or in a competitive society, the weak often bite their teeth first.
1 1. To outsiders, our life is just a farce. We cried and laughed, and came and went. Our happiness and heartbreak are just a performance. Is it only when the curtain call, the crowd dispersed, and we hid in the dark corner and cried that we were the real ourselves?
12, in the company, the key is not how much you have done, but how much others know you have done. You should let the boss know what you have done. Just like a man dealing with the relationship between husband and wife, the key is not how much he loves his wife, but how much you love her.
13. In this society, bad money drives out good money. If you are surrounded by corrupt officials and you are the only honest official, then don't be an official. Doing business, if all your colleagues evade taxes, but you do business seriously, then you can't compete with others. As a man, all the men around you are having sex, but when you go home from work to find a wife, it is difficult for you to make friends. ...