Taro chicken is a famous dish in Chongqing. It is said that the inventor applied for a patent in Shuangbei, Chongqing. Many restaurants sell this dish now.
One day, in order to entertain foreign businessmen, Wang Erhu invited him to eat taro chicken. Wang Erhu saw a big bowl of taro chicken on the table and wanted to pull out a piece of taro and put it in his mouth. He thought it was greasy and delicious, but he didn't chew it, so he called his boss and said, "How can you make up the number?"
The boss said: I don't brag, and I'm not blowing sheng. I specialize in taro chicken. The advantage of my taro chicken is that it is "rotten" and quite "harmonious"! I didn't make up numbers, sir. Did you use the wrong idiom? taro
Itching disease
A man got a disease, itching unbearable and helpless, so he went to see a doctor.
The doctor asked him what was wrong, but he was embarrassed to say it, so he scratched his hand for people to see. After the doctor checked, he wrote on the prescription: itchy!
When the patient saw it, he quickly begged, doctor, I'm not coquettish, just itchy! Sao ≠ Sao
In everyone's mouth.
The Chinese teacher asked a student to explain the idiom "popular".
The student said: stew is like we Chongqing people eating hot pot, mixing meat and vegetables to cook. Roast, the word is very vivid, and it is our favorite "barbecue". Because it is delicious, it is called "Volkswagen"!
The teacher said, Are you mistaken? Read it again and look it up in the idiom dictionary. Braised
1. Original: The Mystery of Jelja Jelja Ye Li Jelja-Tong Ange
Copy: wild ass, wild ass of God, wild ass, wild ass.
Question: Why sing with God's wild donkey?
2. Original: Longlong, keep your eyes open forever-Wang Leehom.
Copy: Longlong, you are two years short and two years far away forever.
Question: Who will always be two years behind Buron?
3. Original text: Travelers between heaven and earth are in a hurry-Sally Yeh
Repeat: the heavens and the earth are long, and the pot shell is fried and fried.
Question: How can you cook smartly?
4. Original: Five Thousand Years of Wind and Rain-Andy Lau
Copy: Wind and rain in Jacklyn Wu
Question: Are they having an affair?
5. Original: I think of my mother's words every night and cry like rain-Lu
Copywriter: Grandpa thinks of Mom's flowers, and the roadside flowers are tears for you.
Question: Why does poor grandpa want to cry when he thinks of the flowers on his mother's roadside?
6. Original version: inexplicable words, inexplicable words-Jolin Tsai
Replica: inexplicable pregnancy, inexplicable pregnancy
Question: A true portrayal of modern young people?
7. It is easy to lose your mind when you fall in love with someone-You Hongming.
Copy: When you love someone, you will easily lose your body.
Question: Is this ... this ... this too easy? _
She looks like a fairy. She is so beautiful. Jordan chan
Replica: She is like an antenna. She is so beautiful.
Question: What aesthetic vision is as beautiful as an antenna?
Today, a person is still single and begging for happiness-Hong Yiping.
Reprint: live alone for a single period or ask for a Fu surname.
Question: Is the owner surnamed Fu? Go in and feel her residual temperature?
10-. Original: I'm not Huang Rong, I don't know martial arts-Rollin Wang
Text: I'm not a locust, I can't centipede.
Question: horror ... is it filming?