Everyone came up and everyone went down
There was a county magistrate with a white character who called sugar-fried chestnuts sugar-fried banknotes and dictionaries as ziqu. During a trial, the plaintiff was named Jin Zhiwei, the defendant was named Yu Biandu, and the witness was named Yu Hu. The plaintiff should be called to the court first. He called the plaintiff Jin Zhiwei to "come up all over." Upon hearing this, all three people in the hall ran up. Magistrate Baizi looked at it and saw that I was calling the plaintiff alone. Why did all three of them come up? This is not right. So he shouted: Everyone, get down. He didn't know that he had made the defendant Yu Bian so clear again, and the three of them all went down as soon as they heard it. Magistrate Baizi was even more puzzled as to what was going on. Either all three of them came up or all went down. A kind-hearted Secretary whispered to him: "You mispronounced the names of the plaintiff and the defendant." He suddenly realized and said: "If you hadn't reminded me, I might have called the witness Yu Hu my godfather. ”
Both husband and wife do somersaults
A bridegroom appears in the family and invites someone to read the memorial inscription. On the left and right sides of the coffin were kneeling Gu Aizi and his daughter-in-law. The person who recited the memorial inscription was a gentleman with white letters, and his son's name was Pan Yinke. He pronounced it as somersault; so the servant lifted up the orphaned son and did somersaults in front of the coffin. His daughter-in-law's name was Ni Min, and he pronounced her surname "Cheng Ye" (yes), so he called her Ni Min. She was also lifted up and did somersaults.
Zhang Temple of Wen Dynasty
Once upon a time, there were two scholars, one named Li and the other named Zhang. This year, the two of them were going to Beijing to take the exam, and they walked and visited the mountains and rivers. One day, the two of them went up the mountain and saw an ancient temple on the top of the mountain, with two big characters written on it: "Confucian Temple".
Zhang Xiucai said to Li Xiucai: "My dear brother, look quickly, what a Wen Dynasty."
Li Xiucai said; Temple."
"No, it's Wen Chao."
"No, it's Zhang Temple."
"Okay, brother, let's not argue. Just ask a master in the temple and you'll know."
"Okay, brother Yixian." As they said that, they came to the temple and met a young monk walking out. The two of them hurriedly came forward to salute and asked: "Brother, please inform the master, we are here to visit you." The young monk replied: "The master is not at home, he has gone to Huaqi (Zhai) far away." The two of them Had to quit.
"My dear friend, what should we do? The old monk has gone away."
"In my opinion, how about the two of us go to the village to find the private school teacher and ask? ”
“Brother Yiyi.” Not far from the two of them, there was a county town. The two of them found the private school teacher. Zhang Xiucai then asked: "Teacher, there is an ancient temple on the mountain. There are two words on the door plaque. I say "Nianwen Chao", so I came here to ask the teacher for advice."
When the old gentleman heard this, he said : "Two scholars, please wait a moment for me to look up Zi Guo (Dictionary)."
When they heard that they wanted to look up "Zi Guo", they walked out without saying anything.
Li Xiucai said: "My dear brother, in my opinion, we might as well ask the county magistrate."
"Just my dear brother." When we come to the county government office, we will be passed on by the government servant. Damn it, the county magistrate invited the bad guys in. The county magistrate asked the reason and couldn't help laughing. "You are really a pair of fools, listen to what I tell you:
Wen Chao and his father-in-law were suspicious of each other. The old monk went out to reunite the people.
The gentleman wanted to check the word fruit. This county I am not Su Dongpi (Po) either.
There is another ending:
Wen Chao and Zhang Miao are suspicious of each other, so the monk should not go to reconcile them.
I am not Emperor Kong, you go ask Su Dongpi.