The scariest personalized signature, within 50 words, including punctuation marks

1. I like you so much, will you die if you like me? 2. If you don’t know how to cook, just stay here and I will cook for you later! 3. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me! 4. Why are you so stupid? Do you know that you have to stand behind me no matter what happens in the future? 5. One day, your name will appear in my family’s household registration book. 6. Just stand there and don’t move, I’ll run over to you! 7. Listen to me, I love you~~ Remember it! 8. Who wants to snatch you away from me, unless you step over my body! 9. All good things in the world should belong to me, including you. 10. You clean the house for me, and I will clean the world for you! 11. Loving you is my patent. Let’s see who dares to do illegal things? 12. Whatever you want, as long as I have it, I will definitely give it to you. Why are you still wandering around outside? Just stay by my side. 13. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let’s get married. I treat you! 14. Life is so long, so how many years do you have to wait for it? 15. I want to give you happiness with my own hands, but I won’t give it to others...