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A birthday is actually a short day. As soon as the candles are extinguished, a birthday passes, howl~?
The candles are lit and extinguished again, and another birthday has passed, howl~?
Once the candle is lit and does not go out, the cake will be burned and cannot be eaten, howl~?
Do you know what is the most painful thing about your birthday? It’s just “It’s my birthday and no one is here!”
You know what’s the most painful thing about celebrating your birthday? It means "It's not my birthday yet, but everyone is here!"
You know what is the most painful thing about celebrating your birthday? It means "the birthday is over and the people are here"
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On a sunless night in 250 AD, a great inventor landed!
He is the most influential NB man in the world, his name is Bi Yuntao!
It was he who rewrote history.
It was he who saved the earth.
It was he who was the first to implement national policies.
It was he who was the first to Family planning was implemented!
Bi Yuntao just landed. No, on the day he was born, due to congenital urinary urgency, all the quilts and mattresses in the county were dyed into maps by him overnight~
As time goes by, as the amount of urine increases, and as the price of maps continues to drop...
The family really has no choice, and the Women's Federation Department of the county village committee decided through global research to Poor classmate Bi Yuntao went to the wheat field to water the wheat...
This watering lasted for 18 years...
Bi Yuntao is not young anymore. Considering that he Classmate Bi Yuntao was in great pain because of the important marriage event. He couldn't just drown her as soon as he entered the bridal chamber, right?
He had no choice... He thought day and night, argued fiercely, and finally invented a super pee condom!
This set
Dayu had an idea for flood control
The Three Gorges Project has hope...
--- --This is the prototype of the earliest condom!
Later, as the population increased, in order to respond to the country’s family planning policy, Bi Yuntao decided to give up this invention patent to the country!
Then
The country started mass production... and we had the opportunity to use condoms~
It has been so many years since condoms were invented! (Please use a calculator to calculate the exact number of years) Let us all thank classmate Bi Yuntao together!
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It was a dark and windy night, and Zhu Bajie was kissing me on the moon with his sister Chang'e. Suddenly a black shadow passed by, and Zhu Bajie hurriedly chased him with a rake.
After a while, Zhu Bajie chased me out. Came back and said: Damn, Yang Liwei...
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A man raised a parrot, which was very powerful.
It was so harmful that all the other birds caged with it were killed by it.
Later the owner brought back a hawk and rested it with it. When the owner came to take a look, there were parrot feathers hanging outside the cage.
The master said: "I won't do it this time."
But when I looked carefully, I saw that the eagle was dead, and the parrot was naked and said: "This grandson It's so awesome, I can't beat Ya Ting without taking off my shirt."
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A driver drove a truck full of hens and teased his parrot while driving. A beautiful woman hitched a ride. The driver put the parrot in the cargo box with the hens and asked the beauty to sit in the cab. After driving for a while, the driver asked the beautiful woman tentatively: "Can I kiss you?" The beautiful woman shook her head very shyly and said, "No." After waiting for a while, the driver reluctantly asked again: "Can I hug you?" The beauty still shook her head and said: "No." The driver said angrily: "If you can't, just get off." After driving for a while, the driver felt that what he was doing was very ungentlemanly, so he went back and asked the beauty to get in the car. But after driving for a while, the driver stopped. Reluctantly, she asked again: "Can I kiss you?" The beauty still shook her head, "Can I hug you?" The beauty still shook her head, "If not, just get out." After repeating this three times, they finally arrived at the chicken farm. The driver opened the car and saw There were only a few hens left, and the parrot picked up one of the hens and asked: "Can I kiss the beautiful woman?" The hen shook her head desperately, and the parrot asked again: "Can I hug the beautiful woman?" The hen still shook its head. The parrot said: "If you can't, get down." The hen was thrown out of the car...
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The prisoner was executed. Due to the poor quality of the bullets, the first shot did not go off. Then a second shot was fired. . . The third shot. . . At this time, the prisoner cried, hugged the bailiff's thigh and said: Brother, strangle me to death! So fucking scary.....
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A primary school student confessed his love to his teacher, whom he had a crush on for a long time. The teacher said it was wrong, but he didn't listen. Finally, the teacher couldn't bear it anymore and said: I don't want children. The primary school student said: I will be careful! ".
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Mom often tells Yangyang: "Don't swing on the swing when wearing a skirt; otherwise, the little boys will see the underwear underneath!" "One day, Yangyang happily said to her mother: "Today Xiao Ming and I competed on the swing, and I won! "My mother said angrily: "Didn't I tell you? Don’t swing while wearing a skirt! "Yangyang said proudly: "But I am so smart! I took off my panties so he couldn't see my panties! ”
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