The King of Pigeons
Zheng Yuanjie
Li Zhihuai has been obsessed with homing pigeons since he was 7 years old, and he still remains obsessed at the age of 40. Li Zhihuai's father was an accomplished policeman in the city. When he had his son, he wanted his son to take over his duties and become a policeman. He also named his son Li Zhihuai to end the bad guy. As expected, Li Zhihuai became a good policeman at the age of 21, and many bad people fell into his hands. Li Zhihuai's hobby is raising pigeons. He has raised pigeons for 33 years since he raised his first pigeon when he was 7 years old.
Li Zhihuai’s pigeons are kept on the balcony of his home. He gets up at 5 a.m. every morning to clean the pigeon coop and carefully remove the pigeon droppings with a spade. He has endless fun.
My father once thought that Li Zhihuai’s pigeon raising was not a good job. Later, when he discovered that there were many high-class people among Li Zhihuai’s pigeon fanciers, he no longer interfered with his son’s pigeon raising. Li Zhihuai told his father that Soong Ching Ling liked to raise pigeons, as well as former Russian Prime Minister Chernomyrdin, and boxing champion Tyson...
The most exciting thing about raising pigeons is sending pigeons to participate in flying competitions. . Sending a carefully raised homing pigeon to participate in a competition is tantamount to sending a child to the front line to participate in the war, where life or death is uncertain. Many homing pigeons never return. What makes Li Zhihuai regretful is that he has participated in countless pigeon racing competitions but has never won the championship. The best result was 5th place in a 300km race. Li Zhihuai dreams of winning the pigeon racing competition.
Once Li Zhihuai obtains the name and contact information of the racing champion pigeon owner from the pigeon magazine, he will immediately contact the pigeon owner to buy the offspring of the champion pigeon. Once, Li Zhihuai spent 8,000 yuan to buy three championship pigeon eggs from a well-known pigeon owner in the pigeon world, known as Brother Zheng among pigeon fanciers. After the little pigeons hatched, Li Zhihuai cared for and fed them in every possible way, and each pigeon became more and more like a champion. What puzzled Li Zhihuai was that the descendants of these three champion pigeons performed mediocrely after competing and barely returned home. My wife said that you can only be rich for three generations. My daughter said that a young person may not be better than a good person. Li Zhihuai was frustrated.
"You have been raising pigeons for more than 30 years, and you have to win the championship no matter what." His wife said to Li Zhihuai, "You sealed the balcony into a pigeonhouse, and our house has never had wind. You We can't let our sacrifice go in vain. If you win the championship, you can sell the pigeon eggs. Why can't you sell the pigeon eggs for 1,800 yuan?"
Li Zhihuai doesn't think he can sell the pigeon eggs. It's a small matter, but whether or not you win the championship is a big deal. The National Homing Pigeon Association will hold an 8,000-kilometer racing competition this year. The distance is unprecedented in the history of homing pigeon racing. The winner's prize is 1 million yuan. Li Zhihuai dreams of winning the 8,000-kilometer race, but he knows that this is a daydream for him. There are many pigeon racing experts competing, so the chance of Li Zhihuai getting ahead can be said to be very slim. Besides, after 8,000 kilometers, experts estimate that out of the 10,000 homing pigeons participating in the competition, it would be considered a miracle if just one can fly back. Animal protection groups have protested that holding such an ultra-long-distance pigeon race is animal cruelty.
In the early morning of this morning, after Li Zhihuai cleaned the pigeon loft, he took a piece of newspaper to wrap the pigeon droppings. Before throwing the pigeon droppings into the garbage chute, he casually glanced at a line on the newspaper: A scientist applicant Animal hybrid patent.
Li Zhihui closed the garbage lid and stopped throwing pigeon droppings while he watched the news. The news said that a scientist named Pan Quanfei successfully combined human embryos with animal embryos to create a human-animal hybrid. The move was condemned by sociologists. But a considerable number of natural scientists think its significance is extraordinary. The National Patent Office has accepted Pan Quanfei’s patent application for a human-animal hybrid.
Li Zhihuai threw the pigeon droppings into the garbage channel and took the newspaper containing the pigeon droppings home.
Li Zhihuai stood in the pigeonhouse and repeatedly read the news about the human-animal hybrid in the newspaper.
"What are you doing without eating? Don't you have to go to work?" His wife shouted to Li Zhihuai on the balcony through the glass.
"Eat, eat, come here." Li Zhihuai stuffed the newspaper stained with pigeon droppings into his trouser pocket.
While having breakfast, his wife found that Li Zhihuai was always in a trance.
The wife asked:
"What's on your mind?"
Li Zhibao, who was thinking about the hybrid between human and animal, hurriedly denied:
"What can I worry about? It's not all about catching bad guys."
The wife urged:
"What time is it, why don't you eat quickly? If you are late, you should get the police." I cursed for a long time."
Li Zhihuai wolfed down a piece of bread.
While putting on his police uniform, he said to his wife:
"I will be on duty tonight and if I don't come back, you can help clean the pigeonhouse tomorrow morning."
The wife said:
"After helping you clean the pigeon loft for so many years, you have won a championship for me. You are also emotional when cleaning. People can make money raising pigeons, but you only lose money."
p>Before Li Zhihuai opened the door and left home, he turned back to his wife and said:
“I will try to win the championship after traveling 8,000 kilometers this time. As a reward for helping me clean the pigeon loft, I will give you at least 100,000 yuan in bonus. "
My wife said:
"I would be grateful if you could give me 500 yuan. I would be satisfied if you could enter the top three in the 50-kilometer race." "
Li Zhihuai rode his bicycle to the police station to go to work. The police chief said that the security situation has been surprisingly good these two days. The brothers can take the opportunity to rest and recharge. According to past experience, it is quiet. Then there was lightning and thunder.
Li Zhihuai found Pan Quanfei's phone number through the directory information desk.
After Li Zhihuai dialed the phone, he said:
"Please call Professor Pan Quanfei."
"I am."
"My name is Li Zhihuai, and I am a policeman."
"Police? What do the police want me for?"
"It's a private matter. Can I make an appointment with you for an interview?" Is this important to me, and I think it’s also good for your career?”
“Come on, come to my laboratory now.”
“Not now. I'm preparing for work. Can it be at 7 o'clock tomorrow night?"
"Okay, tomorrow night."
The next day. After get off work, Li Zhihuai came to Pan Quanfei's laboratory.
Li Zhihuai got straight to the point:
"I think your invention of the human-animal hybrid is amazing."
Pan Quanfei was very happy after hearing the praise and said :
"The police said this invention is good, so I feel more relieved."
Li Zhihuai said:
"I need your help."
Pan Quanfei said:
"Please speak."
Li Zhihuai said:
"I have raised pigeons for more than 30 years , I devoted all my spare time to pigeons, but I never won a single racing championship."
Pan Quanfei said:
"That is unfortunate enough. , I also raised homing pigeons when I was young."
Li Zhihuai said:
"You can understand me. I would like to ask you to combine my embryos with those of homing pigeons. , to train a human-animal hybrid pigeon to participate in the 8,000-kilometer pigeon racing competition."
Pan Quanfei's eyes lit up and he said:
"Your idea is very exciting. , but is this considered cheating?"
Li Zhihuai said:
"I have thought about this issue, but I don’t think it is a pigeon that is a hybrid of humans and animals. , It’s just that it has human consciousness. As long as it looks like a pigeon of flesh and blood, it cannot be considered cheating.”
Pan Quanfei nodded and said:
“How is your physical strength?”
Li Zhihuai said:
"Very good. He once won the fifth place in Sanda in this city."
Pan Quanfei said:
"Embryos should be extracted from the best pigeons, do you have them?"
Li Zhihuai said:
"I can buy them from Brother Zheng."
Pan Quanfei asked:
"Brother Zheng?"
Li Zhihuai said:
"The most famous pigeon in this city Character, his pigeons often take the top three places in racing competitions.
"
Pan Quanfei said:
"I agree. "
Li Zhihuai said:
"Thank you very much. How much do I need to pay you? "
Pan Quanfei said:
"I won't take any money. "
Li Zhihuai was surprised:
"Not taking any money? "
Pan Quanfei said:
"Although I have completed research on human-animal hybrids in theory, I have never actually operated it. I should thank you for your willingness to use your own embryos to let me try to synthesize them with animal embryos. "
Li Zhihuai said:
"The success and promotion of your experiment is determined by the market economy, not by who is willing to provide you with embryos. "
Pan Quanfei said:
"You are right. Everything in the world is determined by economics. For example, exam-oriented education cannot be changed no matter how much insightful people call for it. Only the invisible hand of the market economy can put an end to exam-oriented education. "
Li Zhihuai felt that Pan Quanfei was an upright person and he was willing to deal with such a person.
Li Zhihuai asked:
"What are we doing? When does it start? "
Pan Quanfei said:
"Whenever you buy the best homing pigeon, we will start. It will not delay your participation in the 8,000-kilometer race. ”
(Because of the page layout, only one-twentieth of the content of "Ace Pigeon" can be forwarded. The full text of "Ace Pigeon" is included in "Pipilu Mobilization".)
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