After N years, I am already in my final years. I was lying weakly on the bed, holding a piece of paper tightly in my hand, and slowly said to the children: "My son, my biggest wish in life is here. When I die, I will find a way." Leave it to God and let me realize this long-cherished wish..." After saying that, I unfolded the piece of paper and read:
Application form for becoming a boy
Dear God:
Hello!
I have a long-cherished wish, which is to be a boy. Because there are countless benefits to being a boy, I will list a few below. If you think the reasons are sufficient, then let me be a boy in the next life!
Advantages of being a boy
1: Naughty and boldness are patents
Parents will say that boys are naughty and naughty, This kid is so lively! On the other hand, girls, on the other hand, the moment they get a little naughty, the adults will immediately accuse them: "It's shameful for a girl to be so naughty!" But I am not naturally quiet, but rather violent. I often punched and kicked others. If my hair hadn't been so long, those "victims" would have called me a "man bitch"! It is normal for boys to fight and fight. Also, boys are usually more courageous than girls. Boys are not afraid of things like walking at night or catching bugs, let alone watching horror stories and movies. But I don’t dare to walk at night. I will scream in fright when I see “ghost-looking” bugs. I always avoid horror stories and movies. If I were a boy, I would be more courageous and wouldn’t have to worry about this or that. How great it is to be a boy!
Benefit 2: More motor cells than girls
I grew taller, and my "elevation" was 1.65m when I was 12 years old. When my mother's colleagues and classmates saw me, they all said, "Wow! It's so tall. It's the best for playing basketball!" But, at that time, my wrist and arm strength were pitifully small, and I couldn't hit the ball well. The rate is not high (it is not improving now), so I can only sigh with excitement while watching the "ball"! And what about boys? Almost all boys are athletic, and playing basketball is their specialty. Big arm strength, strong wrist, high shooting percentage, great passing and speed. If I were a boy, I wouldn't waste my height! I am tall and my legs are naturally long, but I am either the last or the second last in running... As a boy, I can make full use of these two legs!
Benefit 3: Boys are stronger
I remember one time, our primary school teacher organized us to watch a very touching movie, and the girls (including me) cried a lot. There were tears in our eyes, but the boys hardly cried and even laughed at us. The girl was criticized a few times by the teacher, ranging from sobbing to "crying for father and mother (a bit exaggerated)". But for boys, even if they were beaten by the teacher, they would only have red eyes and sob a few times. I really admire them! Why are girls’ tear ducts so developed? If I were a boy, it would definitely be much better!
There are so many benefits to being a boy, would I not want to be a boy?
God, how I want to be a boy! Please help me and let me be a boy in the next life!
Applicant: Wang Baihui
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