Second, you didn't know to find me until she left you. It turns out that I'm not even a substitute teacher.
Third, students who can beat teachers are good students.
Fourth, zyy, don't always watch AV, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard.
Thank you for being careful when you lied to me.
Six, this old story actually made me lost in an instant.
Seven, there are two scalpels, one to save you, and the other to dissect yourself if you can't save it.
Eight, my heart, is a small town, no clutter, no noise, only a mist, a breeze, filled with childhood innocence.
Nine, when we were young, we all liked to steal high heels with hemp.
Ten, there are many emotional liars in feelings, but how many real feelings are true.
Eleven, this old story actually lost me instantly.
12. Love can't compare with honor in front of you. I just don't study well. Don't look down on people! Don't play with your feelings, you are worse than shit in front of me.
Thirteen, in fact, you have changed a long time ago, but I have been obsessed with memories.
What did you break my heart?
15. I love you, through your hair, through your chest, through your internal organs, into your bone marrow and into your heart.
If you are generous enough to comfort her, she will thank you from the bottom of her heart, deeply. ..
Seventeen, I'm human. I am fragile, I am not strong. I can't stand the disappointment of running back and forth. Can't resist betrayal again and again.
Remember me when you are sad, and feel that you can't lose too much as usual.
Nineteen, in the last class at school, the teacher said: You read again, and I'll take a look at you again.
Twenty, if there are Q coins in the exam, then China will be strong.
Twenty-one, 【 Better a knife than a hole, 】
The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.
Twenty-three, in the next life, I want to make water spinach, which will hurt if I have no heart or love.
24. What is lovelorn? Will the hand be broken? Can people die?
I can still smile at you after saying that I care about you.
Super drag super overbearing post-90 s personality signature
Super drag super overbearing post-90 s personality signature
1, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?
2, you can't cook, stay away from me and I'll cook for you later!
No one in this world is qualified to like you except me!
4. Why are you so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay?
One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.
6, you stand there and don't move, I ran over!
7, you listen to me, I love you ~ ~ Remember!
8. Who wants to take you away from me unless you step on me!
9. All the good things in the world should belong to me, including you.
10, you clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!
1 1. Love you is my patent. Who dares to do anything illegal?
12, I'll give you whatever you want, as long as I have it. What are you still doing outside? Stay with me.
13, I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married, it's my treat!
14, a lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?
15, I want to give you happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.
16, none of you can bully her, only I can!
17, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!
18, take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.
19, I must find you when I miss you.
20. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!
2 1, I can't bear to bully others. How can I be bullied by others?
22. Like me, I am on the right path of Marxism. Do you know what to do?
Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!
Student-specific post-90 s funny personality signature
First, I didn't know how to describe boys' clumsy movements when I was a child, but I didn't know until I grew up. That's obscene.
Second, dead vines, old trees, and faint crows; School, no, go home; Beating, naked test, not hanging; Just talking in my sleep.
Third, the teacher said that we usually go to school as photocopiers and take exams as printers.
At school, I understand the pain of being sleepy and unable to sleep.
When cleaning, the teacher always says: school is your home, and health depends on everyone. When sleeping in class, the teacher will say: You think school is your home, so you can sleep if you want.
I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun, because it is not something that TM can do at all.
Seven, looking forward to class in class, looking forward to a holiday after school. My goal has always been persistent.
Eight, the weather is fine, I bring explosives, the bird said, why do you bring explosives? I went to bomb the school. The teacher doesn't know. I pulled the string and ran away. The bombed school exploded.
Nine, this year, no one believes that you are a student without puppy love, greed, cheating, rebellion, copying homework and playing mobile phones.
Ten, there is a prison called school in the world, there is a prisoner called student in the world, there is a torture called homework in the world, and there is a way to die in the world called examination.
Get out of here Don't forget to come back when my anger subsides.
Twelve, when I say I like you, will you hug me and say, "Shit, you stopped talking?
Thirteen, secretly tell you a secret, the class teacher came to the period again.
14. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will be beaten; If you lose, you will be scolded.
Fifteen, when you die, I will give you "filial piety" and laugh while watching.
Sixteen, we are in a hurry to get married. If the bride is not me on your wedding day, Sina will definitely be your father on my wedding day. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.
Seventeen, there is a silence, calling the teacher.
Eighteen, this year, no puppy love, no meanness, no cheating, no rebellion, no copying homework and no playing mobile phone. No one believes that you are a student!
Girls, when you get married, marry Xia Ba, have a baby and name him Shaq ... See how the teacher asks questions.
Twenty, the first couplet: as soon as I entered the school gate, I was deeply connected as follows: Since then, moral integrity has been criticized by passers-by: old and wet.
How lovely the world would be if my test scores could rise as fast as the house price.
Twenty-two, the exam is like a Fu Nan battery, one section is longer than six.
Twenty-three, every time before doing a problem, I will write down a solution word smartly, and then start reading the problem … and then … and then there is no …
24. Class is like a Fu Nan battery. One section is stronger than six.
Twenty-five, one week before the exam, I think: strive for the first place, the week before: just work hard, and after the exam: focus on participation.
Twenty-six, homework, let's break up, we are really not suitable. There is no happiness if you can't bear it. Leave me alone!
Twenty-seven, the sky is sunny, flowers smile at me, birds say early, why do you want to bring explosives?
Twenty-eight, tear off the left face and stick it on the right face. The left face is shameless and the right face is double-skinned.
29. Who will you save first when the teacher falls into the water? I didn't leave anything, did you? ╰
30. Whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the obscene degree of chatting.
It was school that made me understand the temptation to go home.
32. It is said that falling in love affects learning. I want to ask: doesn't study affect love?
Thirty-three, weeding at noon, winter vacation is really hard, there are so many homework, I can't finish it!
The teacher said there was no regret medicine, only rat poison.
Every time the teacher shouts, you always swear that you don't know anything when the teacher calls you.
Personality statement of post-90 s
1. Women are like clothes, and brothers are like brothers. If anyone touches my clothes, I'll cut off his hands and feet.
2. The poor wear famous brands, others say they are fake, the rich wear fake ones, and others say they are true.
You said that I am your Youlemei, and you can throw it away after drinking it.
4. Some things don't belong to you, so why care?
5. Being strong means having tears in your eyes, but trying to smile at the people around you.
6. There are two kinds of men, one is lewd and the other is very lewd; There are two kinds of women, one is pretending to be pure, and the other is pretending to be impure.
7. My mood is water. Without it, I feel hungry.
8. Du Niang knows everything except me. Google can download anything, but it can't download happiness.
9. When a man falls in love with a woman, a woman inside saves a group of women.
10, I am the god you worship! Don't let you have a little blasphemy.
1 1, it is said that there are many beautiful women and many young ladies in Taiyuan, but you are not coquettish enough.
12, I am not a lady. When I am in a bad mood, I also want to call names gracefully.
13, don't fall in love with me, you are hypocritical, you can get married.
14, women like to buy beautiful clothes to attract men's attention, while men just like to wear no clothes.
15, China is strong, and the employers and employees will also let them foreigners translate China's classical Chinese!
16, ask who is who and who loves who more; Ask who belongs to whom and who loves whom more.
17, I am not afraid of anything, I am afraid that the teacher will call me mom.
18, you are a pig, which can be extended to mean that you are a wild boar, a porcupine, a flower pig, a light pig, a stupid pig, a stupid pig, a Ukrainian suckling pig, and a pig that will never fly in the blue sky!
19, every girl is a princess, but she may not meet a prince who really loves her.
My life used to be dull, but when I met you, everything was black.
2 1, strongly protest against TV series during commercial time!
22, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.
23. Hey, boss, a bottle of 82-year-old Wang Laoji!
24, even if you are sad again, you should smile and say, your uncle.
25. Don't call yourself superman. Superman dares to wear underwear outside. Do you dare?