1. I suddenly want to go out and rely on my handsome face to cheat money, eat and drink, and live a carefree and perverted life.
2. That day I said we should break up, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and said we would still be friends from now on.
3. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!
4. It’s not my fault that I’m handsome. It’s your own problem that you like me.
5. No one urged me to sleep, no one said good night to me, I really couldn’t sleep.
6. The further away from you, the deeper I love you. Now I can't help but ask myself, is it happiness I'm looking forward to, or is it the process of moving towards happiness.
7. Apart from being handsome, you have no shortcomings. Why? Tell me why? How could I be so good~!
8. Don’t think that because I am handsome, you think I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.
9. One day I am no longer here, and China seems to have lost its soul. . This scene is not good.
10. Others praise me for being so beautiful, but I praise others for their good eyesight.
11. The party needs me to be handsome, can I not be handsome?
12. How will you live if I die?
13. I am still cute at my age, but I am really a sinner!
14. I am handsome, with delicate features and a star-like demeanor. I am the first to pass the international ISO handsome boy system certification. Here are some tips; my signature beauties are worthy of attention.
15. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.
16. I don’t want to say that I am handsome, because I don’t want to say the same thing to “people” all over the world!
17. I want to be a plant that doesn’t feel any pain, doesn’t smell, doesn’t speak, doesn’t be pretentious, and doesn’t harm itself.
18. A little girl upstairs said to me: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: handsome or not, just look whatever you want.
19. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just handsome and low-key!
20. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you be willing to have a relationship with yourself?
21. Don’t give up if you are jealous, please continue if you are envious. Today is a good day to go out and look cool. The weather is nice today.
22. Why I don’t have a beautiful and shocking table, but my table does.
24. A very handsome boy appeared in front of me just now. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the calm. It was not until my hands got tired that I slowly put down the mirror.
25. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to make it again and again.
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26. Just thinking of you suddenly, I can’t help it, and I feel like I am in pain.
27. I suddenly discovered that my mobile phone is actually more useful because of you.
28. A man shocked the local area with his handsomeness. The local area reported it to the central government, and the central government made an emergency consultation and awarded him the most handsome medal!
29. Don’t force me, otherwise I will grow up and be out of control.
30. Life is a book, full of fools, but the wise read it carefully, because the wise man knows that he only has one chance to read.
31. You don’t understand my silence, so what? You will understand my sadness. I won’t cry or laugh. When I get tired, I will disappear for a while.
32. Life is a book, full of fools, but the wise read carefully, because the wise know that they only have one chance to read. Last time a girl asked me, have you chased many beauties when you grew up? ? I told her that there was no one, and a friend next to me told the girl the truth. He was usually chased by beautiful women, and the girl fainted at that time.
33. I can crush you to death with my keyboard, or I can make you embarrassed with my beauty.
34. The jade tree beats Pan An, and the pear blossom beats the begonia.
35. Before approaching me, you have to think clearly that I have nothing but handsomeness.
36. It doesn’t matter who your yesterday belonged to, as long as today belongs to me.
37. A lot of people came, I am very happy. I'm very happy. Thank you for coming.
38. "You are a good boy. If you listen to cross talk for twenty, you will make a fuss of 160,000. If you listen to cross talk for 20, you will make a fuss of 16,000.
38. Promise me not to tell I am very beautiful to others.
39. Someone actually complimented me on my handsomeness just now, so I suggest you go and see my friends. After seeing them, you will find that I am even more handsome than before.
40. The biggest regret in this life is that I cannot kiss my beautiful face.
41. I am more and more envious of my deskmate because she has a charming, witty and selfless smiler. Deskmate.
42. The day I left, the world seemed to have lost its soul.
43. Once, I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night and was preparing to do what I wanted. When I saw a female animal, I ran away. But as soon as I went out, there was no one chasing me except a scream. I looked back carefully and found that they were all fainted on the beach...
44. Don’t do what you can, don’t spend what you can, don’t believe what you hear, and don’t tell what you know.
45. A girl in front said that I was handsome, so I went up and gave it to you. Slap her. It’s not a problem!
46. Young people must study hard and don’t rely on my handsome face to have fun.
47. You talk about my appearance. It’s fake, and the money I gave you is also fake. Let me tell you, I can tolerate you saying that the money is fake, but I can’t tolerate you saying there’s something wrong with my appearance.
48. Like. A person like me is like buying a lottery ticket, and there will only be one winner. However, getting a third prize that accepts me is even happier than winning a million.
49. Pick it up. A mirror said: Hey, you are still beautiful even if you don’t look at it. The mirror exploded.
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1. I’m not a bad person, it’s a waste of your sneaky eyes.
2. He picked up the mirror and said: Hey, it’s still beautiful even if it’s not reflected in the mirror.
3. You said that my appearance was fake and that the money I gave you was also fake. I tell you that I can tolerate you saying that the money is fake, but I cannot tolerate you saying that there is something wrong with my appearance.
4. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a deskmate who is charming, very witty, and spreads laughter and love selflessly
5. I'm not cool at all, but I'm very handsome.
6. I always thought that "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it turned out not to be the case.
7. Except. Handsome, no flaws, why! Tell me why?
8. A man was so handsome that he reported it to the central government, and the central government gave him the most handsome medal. !
9. Be low-key. For example, I am so beautiful, but I don’t say it.
10. Although I am beautiful, I am very low-key!
11. When a woman stops urging you to go home late at night, she has been disappointed in you.
12. You don’t care about me now. Remembered. After me, you can't get up.
13. We wandered all the way, leaving only tire tracks...
14. Childish words are unbridled, and what comes out of the mouth is not what you have thought about, but the outline. What is full of loopholes is my nature of being emotional. If you are super narcissistic, don’t give up if you are jealous. If you are envious, please continue.
15. I can’t even imagine having such a blessing!
16. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.
17. Young people, you should study hard and don’t rely on my handsome face to have fun.
18. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to make it again and again.
19. Don’t do what you can, don’t spend what you can, don’t believe what you hear, and don’t tell what you know.
20. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The Civil Affairs Bureau can get it done for only 9 yuan. I’ll treat you to it.
21. If you don’t understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness. I won't cry or laugh. I will disappear for a while when I am tired.
22. I really don’t know what else in the world I can believe in and can distinguish between true and false.
23. How can you not become a pervert if you are so handsome?
24. From now on, I will continue to be a kid who loves to laugh, but my laughter will be a little melancholy.
25. The sign of an unhandsome man is that he is willing to sacrifice heroically for his not being handsome; the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live cheaply for his handsomeness. So, to this day, I still live strong because of my handsomeness.
26. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and flyers. Alas, this is me, an armchair beauty.
27. Life is a book, fools are everywhere, but wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read
28. The road is red all the way, and every stop is red. The leaves in the bushes are not touching me. If there are no accidents, I believe that you must have been conquered by my personality charm within less than three and a half sentences with me, and the urge to write me a love letter suddenly appeared in your mind. I advise you to save it. My email inbox is full of beautiful love letters and there is no space for you.
29. Admit that you still love me.
30. It doesn’t matter who your yesterday belonged to, as long as today belongs to me.
31. Loving me is like buying a lottery ticket. There will only be one winner. However, I can get my third prize with a smile, and I am happier than winning 5 million.
32. A very handsome boy appeared in front of me just now. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the calm. It was not until my hands got tired that I slowly put down the mirror.
33. The second time, I was walking on the street, and a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me: "Are you handsome?" I remembered the lesson I learned last time, nodded and said, "I am handsome." They came over and beat me again, scolding me for being too modest.
34. Once, a girl met me and said to me:
34: "If there are only ten minutes left in this world, I will recall your handsomeness with you. time; if there are only three minutes left in this world, you have to show me your most handsome look again; if there is only one minute left in this world, I will tell you sixty times - you are so handsome! You are so handsome.
35. Every time you see yourself in the mirror, you will curse, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?
36. That’s how I am. I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for not knowing how to appreciate it. My style is limited edition.
37. Young people, you must study hard and don’t rely on a pretty face like mine to have fun. .
38. Narcissistic sentence: If being handsome can feed one person! I think I can feed the whole world!
39. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, no one reads it when I post it.
40. It’s not that I stay up late, it’s that the night needs me to be a bright and dazzling star.
41. The mountain has no edges. Only when heaven and earth are in harmony can you be handsome.
42. People say that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder I find that the friends around me are getting more and more good-looking.
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45. Why haven’t I seen anyone more handsome than me?
46. Even my test questions are like this: Question: Be the most handsome person. Answer: It doesn’t work. Now, the question is: make the ugliest person. Question: make the most handsome person. Answer: It is not used. The question now is: make the ugliest person appear.
47. That day. I said it was best to break up, but you begged me not to leave. I let go of you and held my hand, saying that we would still be friends from now on.
1. It’s really nice to have someone you love. In fact, I’m pretty good alone, so why not try to live alone in just a few decades?
2. It took me five years to grow from a girl to a woman in a nightclub. Reveling alone, getting drunk alone, and falling asleep alone. I wanted to have a broad mind to embrace this beautiful world, but later I discovered that the only one who can truly embrace it is myself.
3. Some things can only be done by one person. Some roads can only be walked alone. Some roads can only be walked alone.
4. A proud person will always destroy himself in pride.
5. Don’t think that persistence can impress someone who doesn’t love you.
6. Maybe after a long time, you will be afraid of falling in love, afraid that that person will change you too much, afraid that you will be too affected by him, afraid that it will be too troublesome for two people to be together.
7. Only dreams are worth making you uneasy, and only actions can relieve your anxiety.
8. You dare not touch the wound that is too painful; you dare not comfort the sadness that is too deep; sometimes you dare not face the cruelty that is too cruel.
9. There are people everywhere who like loneliness but don’t like disappointment.
10. It’s good to be alone, carefree and at home all over the world.
11. Now that you have identified a road, don’t ask how long it will take.
12. I think love can fill up the regrets in life. However, it creates more regrets. But this is love.
13. Instead of relying on inspirational sentences to inspire you, it is better to have the courage to embarrass yourself once.
14. Once a person is intoxicated with his own weakness, he will become weak and powerless, and he will fall in the eyes of everyone on the street, fall to the ground, and fall to a place lower than the ground.
15. No matter how beautiful things are, they will be lost one day. No matter how deep the memory is, it will be forgotten. No matter how much you love, there will be a day when you will be gone.
16. No matter how good things are, they will be lost one day. No matter how deep the memory is, they will be forgotten one day. No matter how much you love, there will be a day when the person you love is gone.
A person holding an umbrella, a person wiping tears, a tired person
When we are in pain, it is when we grow; this is the only way to go and cannot be avoided
The place where you are is particularly refreshing, and the corners of my mouth will rise when I think of you.
From now on, don’t indulge in fantasy, don’t bother yourself, work hard, live well, and do your best. A person close to happiness.
Are you willing?
Even if you lose your life, won’t you lose me?
Nothing can be taken away except memories, and nothing can be left except footprints.
I care about you, but in a different way
The departure of one person must be due to the intervention of another person.
There are some things that you don’t understand when you are young, but you will no longer be young when you understand them.
The most unhidable thing in this world is the look in your eyes when you don’t love someone
It’s not that you don’t want to play computer games in the morning, because it’s already noon when you wake up
The three words in this world that are most likely to make people cry are------"Don't cry".
Those indescribable pains will never see the light of day.
I will not be pitiful to keep you.
I won’t be pitiful to keep you, I won’t do anything to keep you, I won’t do anything to keep you, I won’t do anything to keep you, I won’t I won’t do anything to keep you, I won’t do anything to keep you, I won’t do anything to keep you, I won’t do anything to keep you.
The Internet is cold and the screen cannot speak, but the warmth is real.
A person should accompany himself, care about himself, and cry with himself. . . . . .
A true friend understands your words and your silence even more.
Everyone has a sad day, and they want to hide, but they are growing.
One person holds an umbrella, one person wipes tears, one person is so tired
In fact, everyone is happy. However, your happiness is often in the eyes of others.
Because I know that in your world, I will never have a "passage".
The dead are often remembered, and the living are often forgotten.
If you like someone, you don’t have to be a lover. Sometimes being a friend is enough.
Many times, you don’t say it, I don’t say it, it just changes as you say it, and it changes when you think about it.
When looking for a partner, it is actually better to find a good deskmate
It’s not that I have no temper, I just don’t lose my temper easily.
I tell you seriously: It is really, really, really inappropriate for us to be together - Homework
I only deleted one of you, but cleared a group.
The saddest thing is: when I open my wallet, the big leaders are not there, but the people of all ethnic groups are still there
I don’t laugh, not because I am too lazy to smile. But I don’t know how to laugh, what to laugh for, and for whom to laugh.
A person will meet two people in his life, an amazing time and a tender time.
Trust is like a piece of paper, it is wrinkled and cannot be restored to its original shape no matter how hard you try to smooth it.
Because there is a reason, there is a why. Now that it has become a thing, why bother to say why.
How many words of "I love you" are betrayed by one sentence of "I'm sorry".
Best friends, we should laugh together, go crazy together, make trouble together, and have orgasms together
Do you believe that there is someone who carefully watches every state of yours, including every one underneath? Reply, but don’t say a word
On Qingming Festival, I should go back to your school to sweep the grave, because your youth is buried there
Maybe I am just a passer-by in your life, but you You will never meet a second me.
I love you, never understate it.
Loving you will never be understated.
Loving you will never be understated.
Loving you will never be understated.
Loving you will never be understated.
There comes a time when you think you are so powerful that you don’t need anything.
A lot of things are like that. If you think it's worth it, then it's worth it.