2. Follow the big brother and eat nine meals in three days
3. If you can’t sleep at night, Punch the air twice and do nothing to conquer the world
4. You will not appear naked in the hair transplant shop on the corner
5. Want to fall in love? Isn’t that just a sad painting, a sad painting
6. Pikachu stood up and became a Pika Warrior
7. You still have to have dreams, otherwise there will be no What do you tell people when you drink too much?
8. Are you enjoying the cool autumn weather? I'm so angry with you
9. When I was a child, I liked to play hide-and-seek. I would go home to eat after others hid it.
10. You must go on with her, I Go by car
11. Justice can be late, why can’t I sleep for ten more minutes
12. There is no airtight wall in the world, the food next door is the real fragrance
13. Good night, not okay, whatever you want
14. Be sure to have some late-night snacks before going to bed to avoid hungry dreams
15. Once some people miss it, I am so fucking thankful to Xie Guangkun
16. Life has begun to brine my little pig
17. Your neck is so cute, it is on top of the pig’s head
18. Live your life well, no one will die anyway
19. I want to give my fat an ultimatum
20. You are my little pig ? Other girls are trying their best to be coquettish, but I just want to challenge you
21. The wind is quite strong today. I originally wanted to go to the gym, but instead I went to a milk tea shop
22. When I have a waistline, I will change from gummy bears to gummy bears, so I don’t know how to practice
23. Don’t be too competitive and try to get up earlier
24. I broke up with three boys and rejected three more boys. I am really a good girl. Looking at them walking away, I feel a little melancholy. I can only say sorry silently, your real estate. , insurance, financial products, I really can’t afford them
25. I weighed myself just now and I lost ten pounds. It turned out to be Yi Yang Qianxi. I can’t afford a new one. I can’t buy it. I can't afford a new one.
What's going on? It turns out that I didn't bring the diamond ring that Yi Yang Qianxi gave me
26. I heard a mysterious jingle sound recently. After approaching the science program team to investigate, it turned out that it was my poor Ding dong, woo hoo
27. Tell me, what do you mean by making me sneeze
28. My diamond ring was given to me by Yi Yang Qianxi. Yi Yang Qianxi gave it to me. My diamond ring was given to me by Yi Yang Qianxi. My diamond ring was given to me by Yi Yang Qianxi. I am a little unhappy today. Although it was not caused by you, can you give it to me? Apologize
29. It’s hard to drink 8 glasses of water a day, but to drink 8 cups of milk tea, all you need is a word and I’ll treat you to it
30. Drink? , cannibalism
31. Dear user, you have successfully subscribed to my circle of friends. You will see my soliloquy 24 hours a day for 10 yuan/month and 100 yuan/year. Reply: You are so cute, I love unsubscribing
32. Wise men never fall in love, but I am a fool
33. I owe all my good looks to my mother. It was they who gave me this nonsense mouth
34. I want to commit suicide so that there will be no more beauties in the world
35. Welcome to my happy website
36. I am a fool, my belly is 128G today
41. As long as I insist not to post on Moments
42. I don’t like going to the bank, just like eunuchs don’t like It’s like going to a brothel. There are some things I don’t have, so I’m going to be humiliating myself.
43. Go to this circle of friends and place an order within three days. Don’t cheer up and come back to me. I’ll give it to you. The final word is final, something that cannot be fought for or snatched
44. If you don’t post on Moments, you will slowly feel the feeling of missing her
45. I used to think I was the most beautiful woman in the world, until I met her Only then did Liu Yifei realize that there were two of us
46. To change clothes for other girls: gently untie the clothes; for me to change clothes: loosen the clothes for the piggy
47. Sell at a high price My brain has not been used privately by anyone with any intention
48. If the whole world doesn’t want you, remember to come to me, I know a few human traffickers
49. I always try to make money and make friends I want to send one
50. Beautiful women only speak half of what they say
51. What are the symptoms of staying up late often? 1. Hallucination; 2. Poor memory; 4. Illiteracy; 6. Confusion. Everyone should remember these nine points
52. Fa, circle, be able, pass, add, tease, let, others, read, very, very, very, very, slowly
53. That’s it, the phone is out of gas