In my opinion, he is sometimes a little brain-dead. In class, I laughed with the tortoise for a long time because of the teacher's slip of the tongue. I am helpless and can only stare at my deskmate with contemptuous eyes. When I knew he was scared by me, I turned my head proudly and snickered. I am the goddess of victory. Oh yeah!
Sometimes, I have to say that his jokes are really low, almost zero. Gui is a humorous and cynical young man in the class. Everyone knows that he laughs in almost every class, so everyone has long been used to it. But every time his deskmate laughs so passionately, he laughs with him, looks up and leans back in his chair. From time to time, he slaps his hand on the table or laughs so hard that his face turns red! Sometimes I really want to say, "Big Brother, are you exercising your facial muscles so that you can chew meat after class?"
He always quarrels with me. When he was asked to help throw out the garbage, he refused at first. I gave him the garbage and he gave it back to me. Then I gave it back to him. He still resolutely returned it to its original owner. Finally, I just put it back in his drawer. After a long stalemate, I succeeded, and I smiled proudly again. In fact, he is only one step away from the trash can, but I still want him to throw it for me because I am lazy. All kinds of excuses are ingenious under my weaving, alas, they always work!
I also like to ask her to fill me up with water, because I am very thirsty. After a class, a large bottle of water is sometimes not enough. After class, I forgot to add water because I was doing this. I habitually took out my water bottle from his drawer in class, and found that there were only a few drops of water left in it, so I turned it upside down, let the remaining drops of water enter the bottle cap, screwed it back after drinking, and knocked him with an empty water bottle. I said discontentedly, look, I asked you to fill it with water, but you didn't, so I didn't have any water to drink. You want to die of thirst! "Then killed him with extremely uncomfortable eyes. He also stammered who it was, because I never talked to him at all. Sometimes I think I have the potential to be a lawyer again! In order not to cause the criminal offence of indirect thirst death, he went to fill a bottle of water. I said that one person tried every time!
As a deskmate, I know him best. I became a deskmate with him soon after school started, and I found him very serious in math class. Compared with him, I feel ashamed. Sometimes I don't understand some boring math problems, so I ask him to teach me. Maybe he has no teaching experience and doesn't know where to start, so let me see for myself. Fortunately, I finally understand.
After the math homework is finished, the teacher always talks about the answers and the middle points of the difficulties. I didn't peek at my deskmate, he was listening carefully! The homework questions are also correct. Don't think that he copied it, but wrote it with his heart and came up with it word by word. I also often encourage him, hoping that his study can make continuous progress. Generally speaking, I should study like him (except English, he knows English ABC, but it's out of order, I'm afraid he won't recognize a few).
Of course, there are times when I can't stand him. Before the mid-term exam, I saw that he only had two and a half pens, so I bought him a new one. After he gave it to me, he insisted on giving me money. I didn't want him to give it to me. He still wouldn't listen, so the scene before throwing garbage was staged again, just holding RMB in his hand. He reached out for hundreds of millions of times, and I failed. When I got home, I took money to buy a red pen. Anyway, his red pen is out of ink. The main reason for breaking ink must be his master's bad character, unlike my pen, which is extremely smooth. Well, I'm shy! Everyone knows why the pen is extremely smooth!
Although I look a little simpler than him, naive, kind, skilled, domineering and cool, he is also my good classmate and deskmate! As soon as I saw this, I knew that I usually do more good deeds, so I have such a good deskmate-Zheng!
There is another discount I forgot to mention; Because the fan on my head is broken, it makes me extremely unhappy. Sometimes when it is hot, it points to the fan uncle who is very passionate but has no wind. People who don't know think it ate my RMB. But don't worry, I don't have more than one yuan when I am richest! Under the torture of high temperature, I walked to my deskmate with a naive (maybe a little evil in appearance) smile, picked out a book and handed it to him, then turned my back on him and said nothing. After a few seconds, the cool wind hit me and I felt cool!
There is heaven on earth and Zheng on earth! Fellow citizens, do you envy? Solemnly declare: don't be prepared to bribe my deskmate, or I'll hit you with the first shot in martial arts jumping! I want to be my deskmate and let others envy me. Oh yeah! Zheng is the "goddess" in my mind.