Two. Some people missed it, thank God.
3. What is the greatest shame in life? ""Failure is cheating! "
Four. What should we do in this era? The threshold has become so high. If you want to be a homebody, can you afford a house?
5. I reply to your message in seconds. You Replying to my message is reincarnation.
6. A fool is in love. I really want to be a fool!
7. People who are easy to be happy are easy to be fat, so being fat is a joy.
8. Chatting with you is worse than falling in love with you. Chatting with you is better than chatting with Taobao customer service. Not only does it reply quickly, but it also calls me dear.
9. Hot water can’t solve all problems, red envelopes can.
X. The so-called dilemma, looking up is the headlines, looking down is the double chin
11. What model of mobile phone do you need to buy? ? I need to be able to receive messages from boys!
12. I just had a dream that my silver card left me. I was so scared that I ran to the bank to check. Fortunately, my Two dollars are still there.
Thirteen. Jaguar’s classic quote: Go to bed early and get up early.
I’m not special enough for you. ? Out of thousands of people, you are the only one on the blacklist.
15. I don’t dare to use the cute baby as my profile picture anymore, because I’m afraid that others will think it was me.
Sixteen years old. Someone showed off their wealth in front of me today. I smiled, took a shot of my Lamborghini, and then popped out two NFB batteries.
Seventeen. My waist no longer hurts. My back is no longer sore, my eyesight is back to normal, and my cervical vertebra is no longer protruding.
XVIII. Confession is actually not a good thing, because it makes your hands look darker. "It crushed my hair." This sentence is really enviable. There are dates but no dates, there are hairs but no hair.
Twenty. I really envy the person you have disclosed your feelings to. I don’t know which one is better to disclose. .
Twenty-one. It is not difficult to be single, but it is difficult to face those who try their best to keep you single, such as your seven aunts and eight aunts.
xii. There are two main reasons why I look so good: first, I have a mouth that talks nonsense, and second, I use a beauty camera.
xiii. The weather is getting hotter, and there are only three steps to relieve the heat. : I feel half cold when I think about the person I like, and half cold when I think about my future. When I think about the savings in my bank card, I feel cold from head to toe in an instant.
24. I want to buy a house. A villa with a swimming pool, my friend said with a smile, do you know how expensive the villa is? I also laughed, do you know how strong my imagination is?