2. When I was drunk, I read the sword by burning the lamp, and dreamed of blowing the trumpet company!
3. I am like a fly on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.
4. Brother Yi, do you know? The second brother's meat is now more expensive than the master's meat
5. Can eating fish replenish blood? If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smarter, then you have to eat at least a pair of whales...
6. If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible.
7. Youth is like toilet paper. There is a lot of it, but it is not enough~
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9. A person’s life is like a piece of toilet paper. There seems to be a lot of paper, but it’s not enough to use. Friends around me, please hurry up and become famous, so that my memoirs can sell well~~~
10. Colleagues may be nervous when meeting clients, and they will say: "Hello, Mr. Liu, may I ask?" What's your surname? "Khan~~~~~~
11. A female classmate was too dark, and her boyfriend was too fair. One day in the dormitory, the venomous goddess suddenly said: "If you can't do it, you'll give birth to a zebra"
12. My mother has always regarded handsome boys and money as dirt, but I have always seen it that way!
13. Don’t compare yourself to me, I am too lazy to compare with you
14. I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person
15 .God said there should be light, but I said I opposed it, and the world has been dark since then
16. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. I’ve finished my words...
17. Being a human is wandering between cow A and cow C
18. My first name is God, my second name is Jesus, and my English name is Called God, the Dharma name is Rudra...
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19. People cannot hang themselves on a tree, they must try to die as many times as possible on nearby trees.
20. If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will surely die; if a person doesn’t have shame, it will be invincible.
23． Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs
24. Go your own way and let others take a taxi
25. Rats carry knives and look for cats in the streets
26. As long as you work hard and poop seriously
27. Who is the fastest runner in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang).
28. You can go as far as you want
29. Only when you are waiting in a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are the "descendant of the dragon" .
30. Lovers will eventually get married
31. When spring comes, a group of geese fly north, sometimes forming a B shape, sometimes forming a T shape... .
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32. Wherever you fall, lie down
33. If the tiger doesn't show off its power, you think I'm HELLO KITTY!
34. Donkey yes, read it and pour it!
◆If a woman is fat, she is plump, if she is thin, she is slim, if she is tall, she is slender, and if she is short, she is short; if a man is fat, he is obese, if he is thin, he is ribs, if he is tall, he is a bamboo pole, if he is short, he is a winter melon◆ Professor: 90% of adult women in our country are not virgins. Professor: 90% of adult women in our country are not virgins. The president sent a letter to another 10% of adult women. Have you heard about this? The girls shook their heads.
"Then you haven't received the letter!" ◆ "How much do you love me?" "A dime is so much" "Only that much?" "Isn't a dime 'one-tenth'?" ◆ You are good at creating, and living is Your courage, ugliness is not your intention, it is God who loses his temper, living, without you, who will set off the beauty of the world!
01. The early bird catches the worm, the early bird catches the worm!
02. I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. In the end, I said, "Japanese people also use their own words." She agreed that whales are not fish.
03. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.
04. If replying was a virtue, I would have become a saint long ago.
05. Life cannot be like cooking, all the materials are ready-made.
06. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 20 years!
07. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let others work hard.
08. There is an old legend that says that people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever...
09. Is it possible that eggs all over the world can unite to smash rocks? So be realistic...
10. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs!
11. Summer is just not easy to live with. When I was poor, I didn’t even have to drink the northwest wind...
12. I also have a pair of wings, but instead of using them to fly in the sky, I put them into the stew pot...
13. If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible!
14. I am not a casual person. If I am casual, I will no longer be a human being.
15. Today, a group of Japanese people came to visit our school - to be honest, this is the first time I have seen Japanese people wearing clothes!
16. As far as your thoughts go, you will go as far as you can!!!
17. I am poor, my maid is poor, my gardener is poor, my driver is poor….
18. The bank charge said: "This is in line with international practice!" But the service said: "China's national conditions must be considered!"
19. The person riding the white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be Tang Seng: The one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a birdman.
20. Pregnancy is like pregnancy, it takes a long time for people to see it.
21. Stand tall and pee far away.
22. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and a bit of land
23. The name on my friend’s girlfriend’s phone is “him”, but after we broke up, it became “ it". ......
24. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!
25. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes!
26. The Buddha said, "It is better to look back five hundred times in this life in exchange for one chance encounter in this life."
27. I take What kills your love...?
28. The Internet is like a prison. You enter with a stolen wallet, but you know everything after you get out.
29. Angels fly because they see themselves as light...
30. I want to fall in love sooner, but it's too late...
31. .My dear wife! Just listen to me!
32. What does it have to do with you?
33. There is no limit to learning!
34. Life is fun, because life always plays tricks on me!
35. In this world, I only believe in two people, one is me and the other is not you.
36. I don’t know my wife is in my bed, and my wife doesn’t know whose bed she is in!
37. I really want to call your grandfather: Dad!
38. SUSTech deceived me about four years of college, so I will use the knowledge SUSTech taught me to deceive society for the rest of my life!
39. Friends around me, hurry up and become famous, so that my memoirs can sell well~~~
40. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on my monk’s robe….
41. I have never seen such a disgusting school! --The mid-term exam will be arranged on May 8!!!!(laughing and crying)
42. House prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men...
43. If I become the emperor, I will make you the crown prince!
44. My friend’s girlfriend’s name on her phone was “him”, but after we broke up, it became “it”….
45. I have never been a good college student because my character is too tough!
46. Damn it, I got a complaint! The customer said that the mp3 file I gave him had no images!
47. Sometimes life is like being raped by a eunuch. It is painful to resist, but it is still painful not to resist!
48. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to six!
49. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west. The tutor is ruthless and the lover is affectionate. So during the exam, I had to fight with my classmates!
50. Hugging is really a strange thing. You are so close but you can’t see the other person’s face
Okay, I admit these ruthless words