2. I am handsome, with thin eyes and well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.
Don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
4. Don't be infatuated with brother, brother is just a legend.
I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.
6. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, or I will be teased by a sex maniac. I'm scared.
7. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?
8. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world! .
9. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue.
10, today's weather is good, it's a good day to go out and look handsome.
1 1, you said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I just can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.
12. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
13, life is a book, fools generally read it, and wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it.
14, the last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.
15, the child's words are unscrupulous, blurted out without thinking, and outlined a full but affectionate ID.
16, I have been worried about one thing: if there is no me in the world, how can others live? Oh, I'm really angry.
17, when I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong and learn not to cry for anyone.
18, liking me means buying a lottery ticket, and there will only be one winner. However, winning the third prize of my smile is happier than winning 5 million.
19, be a man in the next life and marry a good woman like me!
20. A fallen star can't dim the splendor of the starry sky, and a flower can't ruin the whole spring.
2 1, Yushu is facing the wind in Pan An, and a pear flower presses Haitang.
22. Many of Stephen Chow's classic lines are like this. Baidu has a lot at once.
23, all the way to the red line, stop at a red one, and a leaf in the flowers will not touch the body.
Sentence copy describing the super narcissism of handsome guys
A sentence copy describing the super narcissism of a handsome guy (I) 1. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.
2. No matter how personalized my signature is, I can't sign the sadness in my heart!
When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!
If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.
I am now, and you love to ignore me. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.
6. Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.
7. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money by my handsome face and live a lascivious life freely.
8. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.
9. I must work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.
10. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?
1 1. Law-abiding, depressed in the imperial court, singing at night, riding a mule at the expense of others, being fair and comfortable, and being hungry. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!
12. Don't call me shameless, and don't envy or hate. I'm beautiful, and it's inevitable that many people will chase me!
13. Yushu is better than Pan An in the breeze, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.
14. finally, the court announced the verdict: "it's not your fault to be handsome, but your handsome appearance is fascinating." I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome.
15. A girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!
16. Do you love me or not is pure fiction.
17. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!
18. Handsome is not my fault, it's all caused by factors.
19. It is always too easy to trust others, so I am willing to be cheated.
20. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.
2 1. You can be infatuated with me because I have no sister-in-law.
22. The child's words are unscrupulous, and all the stories that are blurted out are without brains, and the outline is full of loopholes but full of affection. Don't give up if you are jealous, but continue if you are envious.
23. I took a beautiful photo of myself today. It's really beautiful.
I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.
25. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.
26. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.
27. Even the title of my exam is like this: Title: Be the most handsome, A: Don't do it, now it is, Title: Be the ugliest, A: Don't do it, it won't be ugly anyway.
28. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!
29. The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness. So, up to now, I still live for my handsome and strong.
30. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.
3 1. If I die, how will you live?
32. Don't press the video until it comes up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out. Call me if you need anything, and call me if you don't need anything.
The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.
34. A narcissistic sentence: If Shuai Neng supports a person! I think I can feed the whole world!
35. I can't live in this life, and I'm poor only with money!
36. The story told today is not far from now. If there is an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-it was blocked during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …
I don't expect to understand, I just need you to listen to me attentively.
38. Don't cry at my grave, you will dirty my path of reincarnation!
39. Some people say I am handsome. I spent the whole night wondering who leaked the news.
40. Anger in Jacky Cheung, shame in Andy Lau! !
4 1. Life is a book, fools generally read it, and wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one reading opportunity.
42. I don't want to be liked, I just want to be an attractive villain.
43. Actually, I am really a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy. ...............
44. A fallen star can't dim the brilliance of the starry sky, and a flower can't desert the whole spring.
Whenever I am in a bad mood, I go to look in the mirror.
46. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.
47. It is the soul of shit, especially the ghost of shit.
48. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.
Funny talk about narcissism, talk about the space of super narcissism.
1. If beauty is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime.
It is not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone's arms, they won't return it.
3. Some people say that I am handsome, but I smile because I smile more handsome.
4. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.
I can kill you with a keyboard, or I can embarrass you with my beauty.
6. Recently, people always say that I am cute. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.
7. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.
8. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself? I can't even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!
9. Think carefully before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.
10. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.
1 1. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.
12. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing looks really can't be quiet.
13. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!
14. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?
15. There are two kinds of people who are the most charming in the world: one is like me, and the other is like me.
16. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!
17. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.
18. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.
19. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.
20. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you grown? I told her there were none, and pretty girls usually chased me.
2 1. I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.
Just now, a beautiful man sat in front of me. We watched for a long time and didn't speak. Don't put down the mirror until your hands are sore.
23. I wake up every morning. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.
24. When your selfie can't find a good angle, you must realize that you look better than the photo.
25. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.
26. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.
27. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.
More jokes about being handsome, funny sentences about being handsome, super narcissistic and funny.
Super narcissism poking fun at personality signature;
1, I am handsome, please don't look.
2, this day can't go on, the poor have no money!
3. A well-proportioned tree is better than Pan An, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.
I have been worried about one thing: how can others live without me in the world? Oh, I'm really angry.
My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money, and now I don't even have my only shortcoming. It's almost perfect. .
6. If I die, how will you live?
7. I am a god.
I was born to do great things.
9. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.
10, please don't secretly love.
1 1, handsome is not my fault, it is all caused by factors.
12, how can a handsome man with bone marrow infiltration not pervert you?
13, if there is an afterlife, I hope I am not so handsome (beautiful) and ordinary.
14. If it is a crime to be handsome, I am already heinous.
15, honey, tell me who said flowers were inserted in cow dung. I really need a beating. Dare you say that you are cow dung? ...
16, a girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is a waste of time!
17, I am so angry with Jacky Cheung and so ashamed of Andy Lau! !
18, in fact, I am really a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy. ...............
19, have you ever seen a handsome brother like me! ! !
20. I said it was best to break up that day, and you begged me not to leave. I let go of your hand and said that we will still be friends in the future.
2 1. With me gone, China seems to have lost his soul.
22. Look in the mirror and say, Hey, it still looks so good without looking in the mirror. The mirror exploded.
Whenever I am in a bad mood, I go to look in the mirror.
24. When I look in the mirror, I want to give myself a kiss. I want to kneel and kowtow. That's fucking handsome.
25. Today's weather is good, and it's a good day to go out and look handsome.
26. The brother who has been imitated and never surpassed will be you, these lost cakes and sheep, the flaming mountain that you can never cross.
27. This user is so handsome. It is forbidden to set personal data.
28. I wanted to tell you about April Fool's Day, but when I thought that I was so handsome, you would definitely have a crush on me. Forget it.
29, don't be infatuated with elder brother, elder brother is just a legend.
Admit it, you still love me.
Super narcissism teasing personality signature talk about option 2:
1. Making money is an ability and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.
2. I have a friend who reviews novels and is a Kan Kan star. She doesn't worry about the mortgage, she can buy food, drink tea and fall in love!
It is said that there are two ways to conquer a woman: one is to please her mother. Second, surpass her father.
If you smile alone, you mean it.
Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.
6. People say that you have changed because you didn't live according to his idea.
Even if the whole world betrays me, I only need one person to stand with me.
8. You never know how much people who miss you love you.
9. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!
10. I used to be a willful child, willfully thinking that you only belong to me and I only belong to you.
1 1. Love is sometimes a kind of loyalty. If you invite me, I will go with you.
12. Can a woman's paper like me keep her beauty without any weight?
13. Tell me if you are in trouble, but I can't help you anyway!
14. Even if I am wrong, I hope you can make me happy instead of blaming me. I'm just whispering.
15. If you haven't experienced my journey, don't criticize my path.
16. I want to be a single-celled creature and live mercilessly.
17. The failed audience is what you casually say to others.
18. Everything has an answer. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.
19. We have nothing to fear. We came into this world with no intention of going back alive!
20. I hate texting a person for a long time, only to find that he just updated something new in Weibo!
2 1. I want to have a house facing the sea, with spring flowers and 4M broadband. I can order takeout and express delivery without mortgage!
22. What I am most sorry for in this life is my heart, which hurts again and again.
23. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.
24. I am such a person that I will be kind to whoever is kind to me.
Thank you for telling me that no one in this world belongs to anyone. We will only belong to ourselves after all.
26. I saw a question when the exam collapsed, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.
27. In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who loves to hit you the most.
28. I wish: Those students who obviously review well, but cry all day to fail, can make their dreams come true.
29. The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.
30. You must have been homeless in your last life, so you will live like this in this life.
3 1. You are my best friend now, my maid of honor in the future and my godmother in the future.
32. Some people look at it for 10,000 years as soon as they meet; Some heart, once started, flowing water under the bridge.
33. When you are in a bad mood, close your eyes and tell yourself that this is an illusion.
34. Many times, you can't help saying the opposite when you obviously don't think like that.
You said that no matter what I became, you would never leave me, so I took off my mask and watched you escape.
36. I wake up every morning thinking I quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual after twenty minutes.
37. Change the world with your smile. Don't let the world change your smile.
38. The difference between attending classes: primary school is expensive, junior high school is expensive, high school is expensive, and university is expensive.
39. No matter how much pain you have experienced, you will eventually forget it. Because nothing can beat time.
40. The most precious thing in life is not the things you have, but the people who accompany you.
4 1. The happiness I want is to find a warm person for a lifetime.
42. Love is a meeting, which can't wait or be prepared.