Humorous Love Quotations
1. If being good-looking is a mistake, I have already made a big mistake; if being cute is a sin, I have already committed a heinous crime. It’s hard to be a good person, it’s hard to be a good person! You are a good person, yes, without sin...I envy you!
2. My dear, I can’t do anything without you. In the past few days, the only thing I have gained is that I have understood a few idioms: living like a year, three autumns in one day, looking through the autumn water, and falling in love!
3. Now hurry up and watch CCTV. Zhao Benshan was bombed, the police blocked the entire Northeast, 19 people died, 32 were injured, 11 people were missing, and 1 was left out! I heard you are quite smart. Do you know who I am?
4. I never knew that parting would be so sad, I never knew that missing you would be so strong, I never knew that loving you would make me so crazy. But I know in my heart: I only love you!
5. Without you, the color is single; without you, the food is tasteless; without you, I am empty!
6. You walked into the world of my life, just like a red plum in the snow rushed into my eyes. I saw a star rising in the cold night and a bonfire appearing in the desert.
7. The wind last night brought pieces of gray sand and dyed the snow-white clouds red, but I persisted in working hard and sowing my heart. Even if the blurry fields were submerged by gray sand, there would still be a few green leaves in the wasteland. Wake up, that is the heart, a heart that loves you!
8. If the government stipulates that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. I have no regrets and will do it until death! But the government has no regulations..., so forget it!
9. Before I met you, my heart was like a river, trickling smoothly; after meeting you, it was like a sea, with surging waves!
10. Smile warmly tonight, sleep comfortably, wake up tomorrow and smile, live in a good mood all day long, smile when you receive a text message, and forget all your worries!
11. If you are the wheat in the field, I would like to be in the cabbage field next to you. If you are like a bed of cotton in the snow, I would like to sleep next to you.
12. A lover’s tears can make you drunk with just one drop; a sentimental heart can be broken by just rubbing it; there is no right and wrong in gathering and separation, and who can tell right from wrong in grudges. If you love this glass of wine, anyone who drinks it will get drunk.
13. God releases snowflakes to let you leave your troubles in the past; the cold wind closes the windows to let you ripple the warmth; I send my blessings and greetings to make you happy in the coming year. More success and wish you a happy New Year in advance!
14. If you don’t mind that my memory (deposit) is not enough, and you don’t mind that my hardware (house) is not perfect enough, I hope to enjoy a server with you.
15. Just for you, my heart becomes a castle, exclusive to you!
16. When I meet you, I am destined in this life; when I fall in love with you, I am willing to do so; when I leave you, the sky is dark and the earth is dark; when I lose you, I will be finished!
17. Lying in bed and reading the letter you wrote to me, I felt sour in my heart. The words in the letter stung my heart like an ice pick. The letter said: Money I’ll return it to you next month!
18. The Chinese language is vast and profound, but it cannot describe your beauty; modern technology is advancing rapidly, but it cannot measure the depth of my love for you.
19. Only in the moment of loving and being loved, the world shines brightly. Just for you, I am willing to turn into a shadow and follow you
20. I shot your little arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I decided to sentence you to life imprisonment and be imprisoned forever. In my mind, there is no bail.
21. You have always been the only one for me. If one day we have to separate, then I will leave you a certain corner in the depths of my heart, because I will always love you.
22. The water of Dongting Lake is green, and our love has just begun; you are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three-quarters of my heart!
23. That day I was walking alone on the street. It was raining heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. There was your name on it
24. I was a member of the **** production team in 1949. 27 The first day I was arrested, they beat me and I didn’t move. The next day they gave me money and I still didn’t move. On the third day, they offered me a girl, and I took it. On the fourth day, I still wanted to carry her, and fuck, I was liberated.
25. Kiss you, you are chocolate; kiss you, cream mixed with honey; kiss you, you are Coke and Sprite; kiss you, you are nothing, just because I love you.
26. The pursuit of material wealth may not be enough. My dear, having your true love is the satisfaction of my life.
27. The moon scattered on the ground is not a clear glow, but my heart is filled with longing for you. I really miss you.
28. Do you know why I like you? The funny appearance of a baby face, the innocence of a panda body, the good luck appearance of windy ears, and the funny appearance of a swaying walk are the most suitable appearances for you when viewing the exhibition.
29. Acquaintance is the most precious fate, missing is the most beautiful mood, knowing each other is the most tacit cooperation, and blessing is the most sincere greeting. No matter when or where you are, don’t expect anything, take my blessings with you.
30. If you were a lovely red apple, I would be a lazy insect and be gnawed by you again and again!
31. I wish you: fate is like a peach blossom, wealth is like waves, love is like a rose, life is like a flower of happiness, life is like a morning glory, and career is like a vine. When you have love, don’t be dissatisfied with spending too much money. Don't spend money indiscriminately, keep sending flowers to the crossroads of wealth and give them to me.
32. Last night I asked a mosquito to find you, let it tell you that I miss you, and asked it to kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now! It will tell you how much I miss you! You ask me how much I love you? This big bag represents my heart!
33. The rose is yours; the chocolate is yours; the diamond ring is yours; you are mine.
34. Only when I meet you do I know what luck is. After hugging you, I understand what scorching warmth is. Only after kissing you can I understand what is the sweetest thing in the world. Only after I have loved you do I know what happiness is; only after I have kissed you do I know what sweetness is; only after I have kissed you do I know what happiness is; only after I have kissed you do I know what sweetness is; only after I have kissed you do I know what happiness is; Only after I have kissed you can I know what sweetness is; only after I have kissed you can I know what happiness is!
35 years old, Valentine’s Day, female: Dear! I love big dolls! Chinese Valentine's Day. Woman: Honey! I love French perfume! Birthday, female: Dear! Diamonds are forever, one lasts forever! Christmas, dear me...: Wait a minute, baby, do you like a bargain? like! I like you the most!
36. When you see this text message, I have already left. I will go to the ends of the world until I find a medicine that can cure your disease of giggling when you see text messages!
37. Congratulations on the chance and coincidence of the past. Let’s toast to the beauty of the place. The boundless spring scenery is at the right time (there are four words of congratulations hidden in the poem)
38. My Infatuation is in your eyes, my attentiveness to you is in your eyes, my true feelings stay in your eyes, I care about you deeply, wow!
38. My infatuation is in your eyes, my diligence is in your eyes, my true feelings stay in your eyes, I care about your eyes deeply, wow! My true feelings stay in your eyes!
39. You are the flower and I am the green leaves that set off your beauty. You are the moon and I am the star that sets off your beauty. You are the tea leaves and I am the boiling water. Can I make you?
40. Happiness is short-lived, it will spread its wings and fly away. I hope you can remember that I am a silly woman who once loved you!
41. You are the brilliant spring in my memory, you are the tender water in my heart, you are the distance that I approach in my longing, you are the eternal scenery in my life
42. I finally understand what love is. Love is the happiness when I see you. Love is when I can’t see you. The kind of missing you, love is all the feeling about you!
43. If you are sad, please tell me and I will help you solve your problems! If you are happy you will infect me!
44. If you are happy and smiling, it is always my face; if you are sad and depressed, it is always my heart.
44. Freeze! Mafia prosecution! If you recognize me, stand on the left; if you don’t recognize me, stand on the right! I want to laugh and stand in the middle, staring at my phone! right! Just you! Put down your phone and put your head in your hands! Listen; make me happy on New Year’s Day!
45. I want to write an autobiography, time: a lifetime; place: wherever; characters: me, you; events: me, you: I love you.
46. My dear, I have always wanted to become a disciple of Sun Wukong and learn to slay demons from him, so that I can protect you on Halloween and let all the monsters and monsters come to you!
47. Every day I ask the sun to shine the sunshine of happiness on you, and every day I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream. I wish you all the best!
48. Who can tell clearly how many opportunities there are in life? The ups and downs that every opportunity brings to you are your most precious wealth in this life!
49. Green is the color of life, and the romance of green is the romance of life. Therefore, I chose this green world as a gift for your birthday. May you be full of energy and stay young forever.
50. Occasionally being busy does not mean forgetting; with the arrival of winter, I hope you are in a good mood; the greetings that have been missed can be made up for now: all the care is condensed into this text message, wishing you a Merry Christmas !
51. I will always be by your side, letting you know that with a persistent heart, I will be waiting long and persistently; behind what you can’t see, my affectionate eyes! You should be able to feel my burning heart.
52. Meeting you is accidental, knowing you is God’s will, missing you is affection, falling in love with you is sincere, when I don’t have you, I am half-hearted, and when I fall in love with you, I am single-minded.
53. Missing you brings tenderness; pursuing you brings passion; loving you passionately brings green love; falling in love with you brings moistness and tenderness.... Silver Valentine's Day, my dear, I love you with no regrets in this life and no regrets forever!
54. My last name is me! I love you! The words are missing you! The first name is to understand you!