more than ten years ago. I thought about it recently and found that kindergarten is still a good place to be!
2. Married a beautiful girl. No country, no city...but everything!
3. Bet: If you shout "bitch" on the street, you will definitely have a higher rate of turning heads than if you shout "bitch"!
4. Have you taken alpaca blood? Or ate Sudanese red? Why is the scenery all yours and the bills all mine?
5. Money treats me like dirt. I still regard money as dirt! It's all dirt. Who is afraid of whom?
The carousel is the cruelest game in the world. They chase each other, but there is always a sad distance between them.
7. People always see us happily holding hands. The truth is, once I let go, she would go shopping.
8. You were a good citizen when you didn’t have a girlfriend. When you have a girlfriend, get released on bail pending trial. If you get engaged, you will be put under supervision, and if you get married, you will be sentenced to life imprisonment!
9. "I just played chess with my friend, and he made me look handsome. What do you want to express? I am so handsome. 10. There may be a few women who don't eat, and women who are not jealous Not even one. 11. "I have a crush on a girl. "Secret love is good!" "What a great way." "Secret love is the most economical of all relationships. "
12. When you are in a good mood, just listen to it. When you are in a bad mood, you will feel uneasy listening to anything.
13. The most romantic thing I can think of is Having dinner with my boyfriend, he pays the bill, he pays the bill.
14. I am not afraid of drinking dichlorvos. Who should I share this extra bottle with? p>
15. I am not a prince. Why do girls always feel like they should be a princess when they see me?
16. The waiter asked me if I wanted to cut it. p>Eight dollars or...
12? I thought about it and said:
Eight dollars!
12 can’t be eaten! >
17. The best thing about getting older is that you don’t want what you couldn’t get when you were young.
18. “Love” is a strong word. The first half of it is taken from ". "Metamorphosis", the second half is taken from "Metamorphosis"
19. My advantage is: I am handsome; but my disadvantage is that I am too handsome.
20. .People say you are young and look like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dirty.
21. I am different from others. I don’t care about anything that can be solved with money. I need money to solve it, because I have no money.
22. Find friends, find a boyfriend, kiss, hold hands, and have children at night.
23. I feel like I am not working now. I was in class, simple and rough, without a condom!
24. I had a sudden idea to use your photo as my computer desktop. Damn it, I was infected by a computer virus.
25. There are only two results of secret love, one is to achieve enlightenment, and the other is to become a Buddha. Taking a step back will make your blue sea and sky complete.
26. Wait for me
Eight hundred years. After that, I will live forever. I must go to the Moon Palace to beat up the old man and ask him why he has kept me single for eight hundred years.
27. Being confused is not liked. , Smart is not necessarily liked; everyone is happy only when he is smart and confused.
28. I fell in love with my bed, and the two of us are a perfect match. But the alarm clock is not like that. I think that jealous bitch.
29. Women are the most practical and cannot do without food, rice, oil and salt; women are the most unrealistic and only dream about flowers and wine.
30. No. I know how people who talk once every six months do it. I feel that if I don’t talk every day, my talents will be nowhere to be used.