Please give me some funny jokes to make me laugh.

My friend is a taxi driver. One day on the road, he found an old Santana in front of him. There was a piece of paper on it that said: "Old car, new guy, please have mercy." Then there was a line of small words written underneath. My friend couldn't see clearly and wanted to see the bottom. I leaned closer to see what was written, but I still couldn’t see clearly. He was too curious, and the harder he could see clearly, the more he wanted to see, so he drove forward, but still couldn't see clearly. He drove forward further, and only heard a "bang", and he was rear-ended! Good guy, now I can see clearly what is written on the paper, and almost made his nose twist up: "Look, I got hit."

A thief was caught on the spot by a shopkeeper.

Host: "What are you looking for here?" Judicial Joke

Xiaoyu: "Change!"

Host: "Please wait a moment, I'll start." "Light, let's find it together." Cold joke

A lawyer asked a married man: Are you and your sex life good?

Answer: Very happy!

Lawyer: Then why did you divorce your wife?

Male: What does my sex life have to do with my wife? !

This is how the courts usually handle cases.

Q: When is your birthday?

Answer: August 16.

Q: Which year?

Answer: Every year.

Q: How old is your son who lives with you now?

Answer: 34, maybe 35, I can’t remember clearly.

Q: How many years has he lived with you?

Answer: 45 years.

Q: Do you want a divorce because of a greeting from your husband?

Yes, it was all because of his greeting that morning.

Q: What did he say?

Oh, what a beautiful morning! Kelly.

Q: What’s wrong with this?

A: My name is Lina.

Q: Do you know Lian Na?

Yes, she is my daughter.

Q: What is your relationship?

Answer:...

Q: How old is your youngest son? He is 20 years old this year?

Answer:...

Q: Were you present when Sundar took this photo of you?

Answer:...

Q: You said this disease has affected your memory?

Answer: Yes.

Q: How does this disease affect your memory?

Answer: I don’t remember.

Q: So, what have you forgotten in the past three months? Can you give some examples?

Answer:...

Q: So, the baby’s conception time is 8pm on September 3?

Answer: Yes.

Q: What were you doing at that time?

Answer:...

Q: You have three children, right?

Answer: Yes.

Q: Are there any boys?

Answer: No.

Q: Are there any girls?

Answer:...

Q: You said you fell down the stairs?

Answer: Yes.

Q: What happened next? Have you gone up?

Answer:...

Q: How did your first marriage end?

Answer: Widowed.

Q: Who died?

Answer:...

Q: Can you describe that person?

a: Well, he is about 1.6 meters tall, has a beard, and his complexion is a bit dark.

Q: More directly, is it a man or a woman?

Answer:...

Q: Let’s start asking questions. All your answers must be "yes" or "no". Is your father's name Green Jerry?