Rhymes to make women happy
You say I am nervous,
Here comes 120;
You say I am passionate,
Shocked 110.
If you cry,
121 will rain;
If you get angry,
119 will Find me!
Expansion of jingle to make women happy
1. Difficulties of being an official: weak and exhausted, narrow-minded and angry, low in IQ and worried to death, timid and scared to death, too drunk to death, poor in sex and ashamed to death. Only an all-around leader like you can make your colleagues beautiful. die!
2. There is a kind of warmth that comes from the heart; there is a kind of happiness that comes from the memory of the patient; there is a kind of care that transcends the worldly trajectory; there is a kind of warmth that is as beautiful as a rainbow in the heart! In the new week, I wish you a good mood every day!
3. When the marriage law was revised, the typist accidentally typed monogamy into one husband a day. After deliberation, the National People's Congress Party Committee generally reflected that if we make good changes and keep pace with the times, we are afraid that the supply of goods will not be available.
4. Please use the addition, subtraction, multiplication and division skills in today's society, and you will never tire of it. That is: use addition to report results, subtraction to accept tasks, multiplication to calculate rewards, and division to check errors...
5. I heard that one day you went to a hotel for breakfast and the waiter asked you what you wanted to order? You pretended not to understand Mandarin and pointed to your chest. The waiter was also smart and immediately shouted: "Two burgers, two glasses of fresh milk, and two strawberries."
6. The farther you are, the more I miss you, the closer you are, the more I love you. You, I haven’t seen you for a long time, but I dream of you every night. I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I believe in love over time.
7. Officialdom sketch: The body is getting fatter and the chest is getting narrower; the professional title is getting more and more The higher you get, the less knowledge you have; the longer your speech, the less truth; the more power you have, the less prestige you get; the older you get, the less you love.
8. What is politics? What is "politics"? "Politics" is "politics". "Politics" is "politics". Politics is the word "ye", it is the word "ye", it is the word "ye", it is the word "ye", it is the word "ye". Ms. Yan said: "My child is a very smart child. What does learning mean? Copy. What does "cool" mean? Don't go home. What does impulsive mean? Drunk. What does capable mean?
10. The production team killed geese to grow vegetables. The team leader wrote a notice. The word "goose" was written loosely, and it became: "In the afternoon, men kill my birds, and women pluck my hair. In the evening, men, women and children eat them." My bird meat! You can also eat my bird eggs! I'll sell the rest of my bird feathers tomorrow. "
11. A man who has no money, no time and no temper is an absolute good product; a man who has no money, no time and no temper is a precious product; a man who has no money, no time and no temper is a top grade product; a man who has no money, no time and no temper is a top grade product; a man who has no money, no time and no temper is a rare product. Defective products; men who have no money, no time, no temper, waste products.
12. Harmonious society, green and environmentally friendly, ah, what a beautiful day! The butterfly said to the bee: "You are so stingy and full of pretense." Sweet words but not willing to say a word to me. "The bee said: "Humph, you are still talking about me. Why don't you send me a text message with those two long antennae on the top of your head? "
Jokes to make women happy
1. Lao Zhang’s lawyer said to him: "There is good news and there is bad news." Lao Zhang said: "Let’s talk about the good news first. . "The lawyer said, "The good news is that your wife found a photo worth 200,000. "Lao Zhang asked: "What about the bad news? "The lawyer said: "It's a photo with your secretary. "
2. Grandma, mother and I were chatting in the living room. "Mom, look, my classmate is getting married! ""You know, all my classmates have gone abroad, and I don't envy them. "Mom said. Grandma said calmly: "You two are satisfied, my classmates are all in funerals! "
3. Once, the teacher talked about the word "greed" in class.
The bell rang suddenly, and the teacher said: "I will talk for a while longer, so that you can absorb more knowledge." I said, "I will talk for a while longer, so that you can absorb more knowledge." The teacher said, "Okay. I said" Teacher , we are not greedy, so much knowledge can be greedy. Teacher, don't be greedy and don't ask us to spend more time." Then the teacher beat me and left.
4. The nurse said to the hospital director: "The patient in bed 12 has a heart attack. . "The dean said: "When did it happen? Didn't he get cured? "The nurse said: "It was when he saw the discharge medical bill. "
5. The doctor sadly announced to the patient: "Your condition is irreversible! Please arrange your funeral arrangements! "The patient was lying on the hospital bed waving his hands feebly, muttering: "Yes, yes". Family members came over and asked: "What? "The patient said: "Change a doctor!" "
6. The two were discussing the hospitalization bill. The bill was given to the new father Xiao Zhang by the hospital director Lao Wang. Xiao Zhang said: "The cost of this delivery room is too expensive. You should know that I I didn’t bring my wife in time and the baby was born on the hospital lawn. "Dean Wang took the bill, crossed out the delivery room fee, and filled in the lawn usage fee.
7. A child accidentally swallowed a coin, and the crowd was very anxious. At this time, a middle school student The young man stepped forward, picked up the child, and shook it head down a few times. The child spit out the coin. The child's parents thanked him repeatedly and asked, "Are you a doctor?" "He said: "No, I work in the tax bureau. "
8. Xianyu asked the Zen Master: It is said that Xianyu also has a time to turn over, so when can I turn over? Zen Master: Don't worry, you will be able to turn over after a while. The Zen Master said to the monks : This side is almost finished, let’s eat the other side! Just like that, he turned the salted fish over. 9. One day, Wang Nima went to the bathhouse to take a bath. It's a cool dance. So Wang Nima asked him for advice: Uncle, why do you dance so handsomely? Without saying a word, the dancing uncle came to me and turned my water temperature switch to the highest level. Damn...your sister
10. I found that there were many more beauties than me across the table. I was very excited. Is it because I bought this new dress or because of it? My new hairstyle yesterday? My heart was pounding, not to mention how happy I was! At this time, she stood up, walked towards me slowly, and said to me affectionately: Brother, can you please Wear shoes in the hotel. This is a hotel, not a foot bath. How can we eat if you take off your shoes?
11. Lao Zhang suffered from insomnia and went to the hospital. The doctor said, "Sleep at night." When I can't sleep, I just lie on the bed and take a deep breath, imagining myself at the beach, with waves hitting the shore one after another -". A few days later, when Lao Zhang went for a follow-up visit, he said to the doctor: "No, I still have insomnia. ! "Doctor Wang asked: "You didn't do this like me, right? "Lao Zhang said: "I did exactly what you said. "The doctor said: "Then why can't you sleep? "Lao Zhang said: "There are always beauties in bikinis walking on the shore! "