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Intrusion and deletion.
1
Seven or eight times a night,
Because of the pain, I couldn’t get up the next day.
It's killing me. I suggest you
You cannot eat frozen watermelon overnight as it may cause diarrhea.
2
I was woken up several times overnight.
It seems we need to buy a humidifier.
Three
Very nervous,
So nervous,
What to do,
I want to see me parents!
Is Auntie gentle?
Is the uncle fierce?
I'm so scared. After all, I spanked his child first.
Four
I am in my room, King of Glory,
My wife yells that she is hungry,
I don’t care,
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She came over angrily and kicked me in the computer case.
Fuck, five rows! Trap your teammates!
Angrily, I rushed into the kitchen and picked up a sharp kitchen knife.
I made a bowl of noodles for her to eat.
Five
Boy: I want to pick the stars for you and the moon for you.
Pick the sun for you,
I will give you whatever you want.
Girl: Show me your phone.
Boy: No way!
Six
If I had been willful in the past,
The bad place,
When you have a bad temper,
The damaged parts of the mouth,
The more arrogant parts,
The things you don’t like about me,
You just need to tell me, anyway, I am It won't change.
Seven
As long as they are still my friends in the future,
If anyone has money, just tell me,
As long as I am free,
I can tell you,
How did I live without money, especially recently?
Eight
I really convinced some girls on WeChat.
I think I look good, so I take selfies every once in a while.
I am really speechless,
I can post it every day if I want to,
I want to see it! Please. ! !
Nine
Oh my god
Just now, a super handsome boy came to me with a large bouquet of roses.
He said something to me in a very magnetic voice,
Please don’t squeeze this flower.
10
Wine is a good thing.
Li Bai could write poems when he was drunk, and Song Wu could beat tigers when he was drunk.
Then what else can you do when you are drunk?
"I drank too much and wrote poems with Song Wu, forcing Li Bai to fight the tiger."
11
I want to turn around and smile at the male god.
But I didn’t expect it to be too cold.
Smile and blow out a snot bubble.
12
In case anyone missed it,
Oh, thank God.
13
Man, what’s wrong with you?
Ever since I got together with your girlfriend, you rarely smile.
14
"What's the worst injury you've ever had while playing basketball?"
Watch your opponent's girlfriend feed him water.
15
The flashlight is out of power.
Can I go to the supermarket to buy batteries?
Or looking for batteries at home?
After all, you have to change clothes to buy batteries.
You may not be able to find batteries if you look for them.
After thinking about it for two hours,
I put two batteries in the pocket of the flashlight.
16
I am 18 years old.
Driving a Ferrari,
Beijing’s Third Ring Road and Shanghai have full rooms.
I don’t rely on my parents,
I have no friends,
These are all things I tried to imagine myself.
17
Do you know? Did you know?
I dreamed of you yesterday,
It’s true.
The sky is so clear,
The sun is so bright,
The sea is boundless,
You are the blue sea standing by and watching,
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I'll poke you with a stick,
Hey~ this little bastard's shell is so hard!
18
A farmer raised a pen of pigs.
One day I found that one was missing.
I haven’t found it for a long time.
Finally, I found the pig hiding in the corner reading this passage.