When the patient found a laryngologist, his teeth fell deeper and the laryngologist examined him. "I'm very sorry," said the doctor. "Your illness is out of my responsibility. You should see a gourmet. "
The gastroenterologist gave the patient an X-ray and said, "I'm very sorry, my tooth fell into your intestine." You should see an enterologist. "
The enterologist also made an X-ray examination and said, "I'm very sorry, the teeth are no longer in the intestine. It must have fallen deeper. You should see an anal specialist. "
Finally, the patient lies on the anorectal doctor's examination table, with his butt upside down. The doctor examined it with an endoscope, and then shouted in surprise, "Oh, my God! You have a tooth here. You should go to the dentist. "
2. An international student went to court in England and asked a British lawyer to give a gift to the judge. The lawyer said: "never, if you give it, you will lose!" " Finally, the foreign students gave the judge a gift, but the lawsuit won. The lawyer was puzzled, and the foreign student said, "I sent the parcel to the judge, but it was written with the other party's name!" " "
A fierce lion came to the village. It ate the villagers' livestock and attacked the villagers many times. The lion catcher sent by the village chief never came back.
On this day, a hunter in the village said that he could catch the lion, so he discussed it for a long time and decided that the hunter would wear cowhide at night to learn from Niu Jiao and take the lion out and kill him.
In the first half of the night, I only heard hunters pretending to be Niu Jiao. No big deal. After midnight, I suddenly heard the hunters screaming. The villagers did not dare to go out, and stayed up until dawn. People found the hunter lying on the tree, covered in blood, so they quickly put him down and asked, "The lion is too fierce, aren't you hurt?"
The hunter scolded: "TMD, whose bull was not tied up last night!" " "
Americans, British, China and Japanese discuss their own military affairs together.
The Japanese said, "We advocate Bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare you to test your marksmanship with an apple on your head. " So he put an apple on his head.
The American turned around and walked back 20 steps, then turned around, the gun rang and the apple was smashed. He said proudly, "I'm Hunter."
The Japanese put another apple on his head.
The Englishman turned and walked back 50 steps, then turned back with a gun and the apple was smashed. He proudly said, "I'm Bond."
The Japanese put a small apple on their heads.
China turned and took three steps back, then turned with one shot, and his head was blown off. He said proudly, "I'm sorry!" " "
5. A professor gave a lecture: "It is romanticism to become a butterfly when a person dies. Being taken away by a cow's head and horse's face is classicism. Being cremated is realism. Resurrection after being frozen is surrealism. Besides, you can't imagine that I am actually dead, can you? This is ridiculous ... "
6. Two cows are eating grass together. The green cow asked the black cow, "What's the smell of grass over there?" The black cow said, "Strawberry flavor." Qingniu took a sip and said angrily, "You are lying!" The black cow said disdainfully, "Fool, I told you that grass is tasteless ..."
7. Maruko asked: "Why can we only say that the daughter is like the father, but not that the father is like the daughter?" Dad said, "I ask you, did you have a father or a daughter first?" "Of course, there is a daughter first, then a father." Maruko said confidently, "You became my father after my mother gave birth to me!" " " ……
8. On a sunny afternoon, the rooster and hen lie on the haystack to bask in the sun. Suddenly, the hen took a bite, and then pointed to the rooster's stomach and said shyly, "There seems to be fetal movement!" " The cock sneered, "Is that fetal movement?" That's your egg pain ... "
9. The supermarkets in the community provide home delivery service. One day, when dad wanted to eat pancakes, he asked his mother to call the supermarket.
Mom: "Supermarket? Do you have pancakes at home? "
Supermarket: "Yes." Dad suddenly interjected: "We still have some in the refrigerator, so we don't need to order."
Then I heard my mother say into the phone, "Hey, my family has it, too."