About the classic emotions at school

1. Who still remembers the classic saying at school: Wait for me, I will block you after school.

I miss school time and talk about my mood.

Miss the days at school, miss a lot of time that can be wasted, miss the days when I am full and quiet in my book, and miss the days when there is no one waiting for the elevator at midnight. Looking back, the road was probably bright, because I had a dream in my heart and the most sincere company in the distance, but now I feel lonely when I walk, and I slowly lose myself I am proud of.

I miss school time and talk about my mood.

After working for more than half a month, I began to miss my school days and the days when you called me Xiao Gong. After going to work, they all call each other colleagues, doing what they should do every day, and are afraid of making mistakes or missing them. For the present situation, it is called transition. Not like it, not hate it. I just feel like a refuge, so I can buffer the pressure first. Do things quietly, then get off work, read books, and ask out girlfriends. Then meet the dog at the appointed time. The future is far away and the present is short. So, enjoy the moment. Leave the rest to time.

Second, at the beginning of the school season, I miss the time when I went to school before, and I didn't care so much.

Third, it's far away from me, so I finally don't have to stay up late to copy my homework. Now I still miss my school days.

Fourth, I think the biggest difference is that 17 was still in school and graduated from work at the age of 25. I really miss my schooldays.

5. It's another school season. Freshman is late for military training. Our dormitory writes a collective review. Up to now, my mind is full of Yang's lovely alarm clock, lazy, getting up, brushing my teeth, washing my face and eating, and getting ready for school. In the first week of class, because the school is too big, the teaching area can't find a classroom, and the dormitory area can't come back when it goes out. I ask for directions every day. I really miss my old school days. Without studying hard, I was overwhelmed by my work at a young age.

Six, the two places are separated, rarely contacted, but always being concerned about every move, which is beyond the feelings of friends. Although I understand that you have never thought about the result, you will always accompany me and miss me when I am in front of you at school. You will often make trouble without reason, and you will not argue with me. When I need to copy my homework, you will not hesitate to give it to me!

7. Looking at the students wearing school uniforms in the street, I think it seems that I was like this not long ago. He took Mr. Chen and said, please take me to school again. Time flies, and the school uniforms that I once hated are now beginning to miss. I miss the stress-free days.

8. Many people miss their school days. Actually, I don't miss it I only miss the lost youth.

Nine, envy the children who go to school and miss the time of going to school. I hope that time will not be wasted and that the future will be complete.

10. I used to feel bored, but now I miss my school days only one year after graduation.

Eleven, another school season. At the beginning of school, the trees on both sides of the road have just been planted, and now they are lush. I miss my youth.

The past few months, like yesterday, seem like a long time ago. What will happen in the future is uncontrollable, but if you don't work hard, the result will definitely be bad, so work hard every day and tomorrow will be better. I suddenly miss my big friends at school.

In fact, we like school, but we don't like class. We all miss those times when we used to have fun and laugh together.

I want to get out of society quickly now and don't want to go to school. Maybe I still don't understand how cruel the outside world is, watching everyone miss their school days.

Fifteen, although there is no school, the school time is really beautiful. I miss it.

Sixteen, it's the annual school season. I really miss the good times on campus, but I can't go back. I want to say to those of you who are still at school, cherish your school time in your. I'm not so good after work, let alone tired from work. In the past, many students had a good time together at school. Now that I have graduated, there is no such pure friendship as before. I want to find someone to play with.

17. In my dream, you appeared again, very happy, and returned to our student days. We play together, have classes together, and miss you very much. How are you now at my former deskmate? It seems that only you left the deepest impression on me.

Eighteen years old, I miss my school days, and suddenly I am very tired. The person who wants to really love me is married.

Today is the day when students report for school. I miss those schooldays!

Twenty, at night, I feel that time flies. The internet seems to have expanded people's social circle, but it is actually narrower. It's hard to find a friend to talk to now, so I miss my school days very much.

Time didn't cure me, but my own strength and efforts cured me. Sometimes I don't want to grow up, but I am forced to grow up. I want to grind my soft self into hard armor. I miss my school days and want to hear the teacher's voice again. I don't want to practice, but I don't want to do what I don't want to do. I know it's futile or I have to pretend. I am trying to make myself happy, but I can't do anything.

I didn't know how wonderful it was to go to school until I graduated. I miss those idle bastards. I miss those people.

No matter how much you think you hate going to school, you will always miss your time there after you leave.

In the morning, I heard the flag-raising ceremony in the kindergarten next door. The immature children sang the national anthem and remembered the time when they went to school as children.

Twenty-five, suddenly miss the time of school, buy food and cook together at my sister's house, and buy a bunch of flowers by the way. Probably always people who go to work envy those who go to school, and those who go to school envy those who go to work, but no one envies anyone who does his job well. I may not want to leave Shanghai suddenly, but this is my choice. Thinking of the fear in my heart that morning, I decided to change my job. In the eyes of God, my body is precious. Overtime is not terrible. Working overtime every day is the most terrible thing. What's more frightening is that I sit overtime all day, and my chest hurts. No one can understand my fear. A person who thinks of the speaker inexplicably: Zhou Xi. Her words deserve our deep thought.

Twenty-six, I walked for more than half a month during the holiday. I really miss everything. I miss the house I rented during the holiday and the time I went to driving school. I guess I don't like many people's lives, but I don't miss my college days.

In fact, we like school, but we don't like class. We miss those times when we used to have fun and laugh together.

Do you feel the same way about that stupid thing at school?

1. I like school, but I just don't like classes.

2. From small to large, when raising the national flag, the attention is not on the national flag, but on whether the national flag stops at the top of the pole when the national anthem is finished.

Always point to the ugly pictures in the textbook and say to the deskmate, look, this is you. My deskmate rummaged through the whole book looking for uglier pictures than this. Look, this is you!

There is always a mistress named winter vacation homework when dating Xiansen in winter vacation.

The night before school starts, China's electricity consumption will soar.

6. Every time I buy a drink, I thank you for your patronage. One day I suddenly couldn't write Huizi in the exam, so I opened the drink next to me. I was crazy and won: one more bottle.

7. I did well in this exam. I failed only two subjects, liberal arts and science.

8. Be scolded four times a day. If I don't get up in the morning, I will surf the Internet after I get up. Don't read for a day, don't sleep at night.

9. Teacher, I have winter vacation homework in my hand, and I have feelings. Let's not hand it in.

10. Nowadays, the toilet has become a leisure area for students.

1 1. It took 5 minutes to get up this time. You beat 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed.

12. Turn off the lights before going to bed in the dormitory, imagine ghosts everywhere, and rush to bed at the speed of 120 mph.

13. The teacher said: The senior high school entrance examination is coming, so don't fall in love and quarrel early, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess without puppy love, lest you be rejected and affect your mood.

14. It's only been 20 days in a winter vacation! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.

15. I cried after the Chinese exam. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

16. Computer, come on. Let me go. I am a person with homework.

17. What is the theme of the exam composition? I hand in my paper, and the composition is only five words. This is courage.

18. Who still remembers the classic saying at school: You wait for me, and I will block you after school.

19. Students who haven't written about winter vacation homework up to now will surely achieve great things, because they are more calm and calm than the average person, and they are calm in times of crisis!

20. Before Mr. Winter Holiday died, he held my hand tightly and said in a low, slow and hoarse voice: Yes, yes, ahem, there will be a summer vacation to love you for me.

2 1. Doctor, I can't sleep recently. I am in a bad mood and can't eat. What is wrong with me? The doctor asked: How old are you this year? I: 15 years old. The doctor said, haven't you finished your homework yet?

22. winter vacation homework is actually that you write for a month and the teacher writes once.

23. Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school were rated as the most familiar faces in the whole school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

24. Examinations are like getting sick. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my state began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

25. Flip a coin: surf the Internet head-on, sleep on the opposite side, and stand up to do your homework.

Tell a hilarious joke and talk about the hilarious qq in school.

Say a word with a smile.

1, the landlord I saw in the space today sent a message saying that it is good to be a local tyrant. A dozen people sleep with me every night. Don't talk about your dormitory life.

2. The male classmate handed me a note and said, "I like you. Can you leave a contact information? " ? So I wrote down my phone number on the note and handed it to him. As a result, in class the next day, he handed me another note and said, if you don't want to give it, just say so. There is no need to make up a fake QQ number to lie to me.

My friend found a new girlfriend. At first glance, it looks beautiful and the skin is particularly white. So everyone booed and said, "Kiss, kiss." That buddy was probably embarrassed, so he gave the girl a slap in the face. Then lip prints appeared on the girl's face, and when she looked at the buddy, her mouth turned white.

Today, I bragged with my classmates in the front seat. He said, I have never let go of my fart since I was a child, and I can hold it every time I want to. Just when I was speechless, he said leisurely at the same table, no wonder you always burp.

I prepared a cheat sheet the night before the exam, put it in my pocket and fell asleep. The next day, my boyfriend from a different place said that he would come, and he was very excited. I put on beautiful clothes and went to the exam, but I felt everywhere. Falling in love really affects your grades!

6. My girlfriend and I broke up peacefully. I specially set permissions for her in the space, and I also specially filled in a yellow diamond to see the blocked visitors. Only in the end did I realize that I was sentimental. Women are determined, and God can't stop them!

7. Some people say that boys who play football are the most handsome; Some people say that boys who play basketball are the most handsome; Others say that boys who play volleyball are the most handsome. I just want to say that as long as you are handsome, you are handsome when you play glass balls.

8. I saw an apple with a bell selling five models in a toy store, so I bought it for ten yuan and decided to install it at the school gate. Just in time for school at noon, there was a sea of people, so I immediately turned on the installation mode. As soon as the bell rang, I quarreled and continued my rage. I dropped my mobile phone on the road. I used it too hard, and the No.7 battery dropped.

9. I have a six-year-old idiot brother (with a grudge). Because he usually plays with him, he always pounces from behind and tears off his pants. Take him to breakfast this morning! I walked in front and he followed, and suddenly this guy came up and grabbed Lz's pants and pulled them hard. The ending is too beautiful to think about!

10, eating noodles at the noodle restaurant in the evening, a woman opposite unscrewed iced black tea, looked at the bottle cap and said, what do you mean, husband, another bottle? Her husband said I don't know, so she threw the bottle cap on the ground, and then they got up and left after eating noodles. Just a few steps later, I crouched down and picked up the bottle cap. Thank you for tasting it ~ ~ I saw the couple turn their faces, and the woman said, get a hundred dollars quickly, and I said someone must have picked it up!

1 1. My daughter-in-law just bought a golden retriever recently. I cooked chicken for it in a pressure cooker today. I said put more water, I want to drink soup. Daughter-in-law said that the soup is tasteless when there are too many chickens. I am squatting in the kitchen with a dog basin to blow the chicken cool.

12, a buddy brought back a box of compressed auricularia auricula which can make a big pot from the northeast. He forgot to put it in his pocket when he came back, and his mother washed his clothes. When I turned on the washing machine, I saw that it was all fungus and the scene was drunk.

13, walking today, the uncle in front dropped 200 yuan when he took his mobile phone from his trouser pocket. I stopped him and told him that you had lost your money. He turned to look at me in horror and walked away quickly. Then I have two weeks' pocket money. Are good people rewarded?

14, I heard that Vietnam has low consumption and many beautiful women. I want to ask my friends to play. I started from Hunan, went to Shenzhen for a few days, and then asked my friends to go to Vietnam! I'll call after crossing the Hunan border, brother. I am in northern Guangdong. Where are you? Friend, I am in Nanyue. You and I went to Vietnam without calling me. Friend, I won't call you!

15, my husband is not at home, chatting with my mother-in-law while watching TV. My mother-in-law said, "When I was a child, my son went crazy naked outside and was pecked by a goose. Is it still important now? " I casually said that nothing is the same as other men, and there is no difference. Then there is silence. Only the sound of TV.

16, waiting for the bus today, there were only me and a couple on the platform, two greasy hugs and a kiss from time to time. The bus came. I got on the bus first and left a row of three seats at a glance. Haha, I decided to sit in the middle! Am I stupid?

17, mom scolded, you said you were wasting! A few oranges in the refrigerator were put hard and not eaten; Why not buy it if you don't eat it! It's a shame to throw it away. I tried to eat one, and my teeth almost didn't sour! I have no choice but to throw it all away! In this way, all my lemons were thrown away by my mother as rotten oranges. ...

18, a man and a woman came to the police station to make a dispute. Women are sexy and exposed, and men are X-rays. Police, what happened to you two? Woman, he patted me on the bus with his mobile phone! And post it online! Cops, boys, are really horny. Oh, my God! Woman, if that's it, I wouldn't be here. You know what I hate most? Police, what? Woman, the photo he sent me is not good-looking! police

19, studying in junior high school, studying at night, sleeping at the same table, I patted him on the head. He said, stop it. After a while, I patted it again. He said, "I will be angry if you clap me again." I fell asleep again, and suddenly our head teacher, Mr. Zhang Barker, came. He came over and patted his deskmate, who immediately got up and shouted.

20. My fiancee left home a few days ago. She said she didn't want to marry me. She wants to marry Ma Yun. Policeman: Oh, so you came to the police station hoping that we could help you find your fiancee, right? No, I'm here to change my name.

2 1, a man and his girlfriend went to check in, but they were arrested by the police. The man secretly called it bad luck. Who knows the policeman looked at the man's girlfriend with a puzzled face and said, why do you always arrest you?

22. Veterans, when they retired from the army, chased Huo Ying after two years in a few days, and then told my brother that Huo Ying had too many memories. I watched all the memories of a day, and my brother said sadly, what is this? I updated an episode and watched an episode of Memories for a whole semester.

I dreamed at night that I was an ancient general. I escorted the princess to get married and was hunted by other countries. Both of them fell into the sea and drifted to a desert island. The princess was so cold that I gave her all my clothes. At this time. The daughter-in-law rushed up with a big mouth and said, is this why you put underpants on my head?

24. My spending authority I saw a razor in a shop yesterday, which cost 308 yuan. I can't afford it, because my spending authority is always in 300 yuan. If it exceeds 300 yuan, I must ask my daughter-in-law. If I ask for instructions, I am not allowed to buy it, and I am allowed to return it. So, I can only ask the shopkeeper. As soon as the shopkeeper heard it, he immediately gave the price of 299 yuan.

25. A man was in a bar and saw a beautiful woman with beautiful breasts come in. Hello, miss, can I ask you a question? Woman, what is it? Male, I'll give you $65,438+0,000. Can I touch your chest? Female, 1000 dollars? Okay, then. Beauty then took off her clothes. The man stared at it for a few minutes, but he didn't do it. Woman, why don't you touch it? The man said, because there is no money, haha!

26. I dropped my mobile phone when I was shopping yesterday. It has a password lock. I hope that if a postal friend finds a mobile phone on Chun Qing Road in Hangzhou last night, please contact me and I will unlock it for you, as long as you return my memory card.

27. Go and wash your teeth. Just after the dentist washed it a few times, I felt queasy! This is not an orgasm, and the dentist threw up! This is not the climax, the key dentist is wearing a mask to vomit!

28. In junior high school, Bao Qingtian, a teenager, was very popular, and all the students were fascinated by him, especially the monitor. One day, the teacher came to class, and he said, class on the podium! The monitor jumped out of his head and got up and walked to the hall. Then the whole class followed the monitor and the mighty teacher, and was shocked at that time. Are you going to rebel?

29. A buddy is lovelorn. I comforted him: I, don't be sad. When you are rich, you will meet better. I have been there before. Dude, you're lying! Me? Why would I lie to you? I am your good partner! Dude, I mean, you never had money. What kind of experience do you have? Me.

3 1, I had a good time chatting with a big brother on the train. When his son got off the train to pick him up, he hitchhiked back to school and called his mother to show off the futility of spending money. Mother said, daughter, you are too ugly to do anything.

32. There is a little beauty chatting with me happily on the Internet. One day she sent a picture of her making faces with her mother, and then asked everyone if she was cute. I just want to say that her mother is cuter than her. As a result, the habit of using spaces when typing is cuter than you. And then there was no more. It was hacked.

33. I was playing games the day before yesterday, and my wife started nagging again. When I get angry, I stop playing and have the ability to smash the computer. My wife smashed the computer without saying anything! I smiled in my heart, double eleven, a computer is worth it!

34. Under the willow tree, two grandfathers play Go, which is the rise of killing. An old woman came and stood beside them watching. After a while, the old lady picked up half a bottle of water on the stool and handed it to the old man, saying, have a rest and drink more water. The old man smiled and said, thank you! Do you like playing Go, too? The old lady said, no, I want this mineral water bottle.

35. Is the daughter-in-law a tongue lover or a toothpick? The tongue will always know that you are missing a tooth, and sometimes you can't pick it out. A lover is a toothpick, and you only throw it for a while when you need it. Don't neglect your tongue just because the toothpick is refreshing.

36. Doctor of Louzhu Breast Disease Hospital. Our dean's name is Dong Shouyi, which is different from the surname selling spices. These two days, the dean changed the brand of his special disease clinic to Shouyi famous doctor studio. An old lady looked at the front door for a long time in the morning and lamented that your dean is really capable. He can make thirteen incense, look at the chest.

37. The vice principal of the school asked the students to fight in the toilet. The students shouted while playing. The headmaster said smoking was not allowed. Who told you to smoke in the toilet? The headmaster said weakly, "I am the headmaster." The students answered and beat you. " .

38. I wanted to surf the Internet in the Internet cafe all night yesterday. Ask the cashier how much it costs. She said 300! Scared me to death, didn't you always want 10? The price increase is too big!

39. A courier friend contracted all the courier companies in that area. No matter which courier someone sends, he will go. He was asked: which courier company are you from? He replied faintly: Global Connect.

40. Old ghost, where's the paper money your family burned the other day? Son, GREAT GHOST and I have invested together. Old ghost, have you made any money? Kid, this fool, the ghost has no feet, but he wants to open a shoe store.

4 1. I found that my colleague Fei Ge's leather shoes were dirty. I asked him strangely why he was not as shiny as the thief who used to polish every day. Brother Fei, it's a pity that summer has passed and you girls don't wear skirts.