Walk-on: Here, are you ready? Where is the host? I was talking about you. What are you wearing? Come on. look
Your old face is also albino.
Moderator: Dead walk-on.
Walk-on: Why do we always get hurt?
Moderator: Good afternoon, everyone. Welcome to participate in the selection of super middle school students in Nanyu Middle School. I'm the host,
Li Ning, our competition is mainly to examine the comprehensive quality of middle school students and select the best candidates.
Hands. Awarded them the title of super middle school students. After two days of selection, we chose.
There are three candidates. Let's welcome them to their debut.
Hello, everyone, we are a super boy group.
Compere: Wow, you are the legendary sb combination that everyone loves, flowers bloom and fall, and cars have a flat tire.
You're welcome.
Miao Zhuang: Hello, thank you.
House: Hello, the host is so handsome.
Moderator: Thank you.
House: Oh, the stool is cracked. I can't tell where I am. The host is coming. Hurry up.
At first, they were all busy and famous.
Moderator: Sorry, there is still one player who is not present.
House: Who is so slow?
Bachelor: Hello, everyone. Wow, this host is awesome.
Moderator: Thank you.
Bachelor: May I ask you a question? Excuse me, do you think I am handsome?
Moderator: Mm-hmm. . . . . .
Bachelor: No, no, no, don't answer that. Your eyes tell me everything. Here you are.
House: Oh, you said you were so ugly, and you came out to scare people and let them live.
Miao Zhuang: Why do you think he looks like kowtowing?
House: I've never seen anyone kowtow like this, host. Now that you're here, let's begin.
Bachelor: Where did all this come from? Just like the underworld.
Moderator: OK, since all three contestants are here. I declare that Nanyu Middle School is a super high school student.
The selection contest begins now.
Fang Wang: Five.
Compere: We enter the first part of the competition, please show yourself, please.
Fangzi: Hello, everyone. I'm the house of the No.1 contestant. Many people know that my family is from Fuzhou, because.
There are many freshmen present, so I say hello to you in Fuzhou dialect. Nice to meet you.
Son Wang: Is this Fuzhou dialect?
House: I'm all ready, ah, South China, South China is incredible, handsome guys and beautiful women are running around, the teaching concept is advanced, teachers are hard to find in the world, foreign countries are in a mess, blacks are the boss, and swine flu has just been
It's gone, and ticks are harassing it again. It is best for us to look at the world situation. Thank you. Yesterday, my uncle who died for many years called me and told me who wouldn't vote for me today. I'll talk to him tonight.
Moderator: Please welcome contestant number two.
Miao Zhuang: Hello, my name is Miao Zhuang. You can call me Lao Zhuang. At the age of three, I know thousands of words; at the age of five, I recite Tang poems; at the age of seven, I master four books and five classics; at the age of eight, I master poetry and songs. I can put pen to paper, and I can mount a horse and practice martial arts. Beauty and wisdom coexist, and heroes and chivalrous men change.
House: Oh, will you stop blowing? Do you think you are Lv Xiucai?
Miao Zhuang: Bajie, be quiet. Today, I bring you a poem written by myself, and it is also a piece of advice for all freshmen present here. When you enter middle school, you should remember that interpersonal relationships should be strong. If you don't cheat in the exam, you will definitely be a junior next year.
House: Oh, dear.
Moderator: Please welcome contestant number three.
Bachelor: Hello, everyone. My stage name is bachelor, and my name is bachelor. Everyone says I'm handsome.
House: Come on, you look like an old demon in Montenegro, and you are handsome.
Bachelor: Can you keep quiet? I don't even like working with you. Actually, I am a native singer in Nanyu Middle School. I came here today to sing high notes for everyone. I hope you will like it. "Pleasant sheep, beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, boiling sheep, in fact, I am just a sheep ..."
House: Oh, host, can you stop filming? Why are you still singing this?
Bachelor: I was so excited today that my voice cracked when I got up. They both read poems to everyone, and I was no exception. Next, I recited a poem to express my attachment to our school. Each poem contains a scenic spot in our school. As the saying goes, there are lights in the administration building, incense in the library, guns in the playground and soup in the swimming pool. Thank you. I'm not like some people. I scared my uncle. Who did I scare?
Moderator: OK, thank you. After the first round of wonderful self-introduction, I think everyone has got a preliminary understanding of them. Let our public comments vote for their supporters to choose their mascots. Please welcome.
Judge: Zhuangzi, you are so talented.
Miao Zhuang: Thank you, thank you.
Judge: Dude, I love you so much.
Bachelor: I love you, too.
Judge: Oh, I heard that you are still a singer.
Bachelor: That's true.
Judge: Not as good as mine.
Bachelor: What are you talking about?
Moderator: Please wait a moment, public comment, I want to ask, why did you vote for us No.1, House?
Judge: Actually, it's a long story. Look at that kowtow. My uncle couldn't be better. He really found me at night. I ... I'm dying.
Moderator: OK, thank you. Ok, after the first round of wonderful self-presentation, we will enter the second more exciting link.
Fang: You must talk about it.
Bachelor: This is two.
Moderator: OK, please sit down. This part is the discussion part. Because our program is live, according to your performance, netizens will vote online. The topic we are going to discuss is about skipping classes.
House: Oh, we are always good at skipping classes.
Compere: Oh, you are very good at it.
Miao Zhuang: We are all good at this.
Host: Oh, really?
Fangzi: We still have a set of theories.
Moderator: Do you still have a theory?
Miao Zhuang: Of course.
Fang Zi: Zi once said that there is no theory of playing truant in the world. More people skip classes and more people are arrested, which becomes a theory.
Bachelor: Who said that?
Miao Zhuang: House, no culture.
Fangzi: Our theory centers on freedom, adheres to the three basic principles of running away when you want, and solves the two basic problems of when to run away, thus achieving the great goals of running away when you want and running away when you like. Thank you.
Miao Zhuang: Although we run away in the morning, afternoon and night, we have conditions to run away. If we can't create conditions, we must run away, but we also have principles.
Moderator: You still have principles.
Miao Zhuang: Of course, our principle is that if you choose to run away from the main course, you will run away from the side course. Thank you.
Fangzi: The key to truancy is to grasp the risk of truancy and the teacher's character.
Miao Zhuang: Truant masters pay attention to discretion, while truant novices only know how to rely on their moods.
House: There are few people in the class who can't escape.
Miao Zhuang: You can't escape before the long vacation.
House: The teacher has a bad temper and can't run away.
Moderator: I think our No.3 contestant still has something to say.
Bachelor: This is a real mess. These two men are not ashamed of skipping classes, but proud of skipping classes. I didn't want to take part in this session at first, but I really couldn't listen anymore. You said that as a student, the most important thing is to study. Study hard and you will have a good job in the future. If you have a good job, you have a good future. If you have a good future, you can earn this in the future. With this, you can have that later.
Miao: Which one?
House: You are a hooligan. Here, what do you mean by learning to take the initiative?
Miao Zhuang: You can study hard in class.
Bachelor: I am not convinced. I got a cramp when I got the scholarship.
House: Oh, dear.
Miao Zhuang: You will sleep till your hand cramps.
Moderator: OK, OK, so much for this topic. After the second round of wonderful discussion, let's take a look at the support rate at the Nanyu Middle School Forum. At present, the first place in Nanyu Middle School Forum is our bachelor.
Bachelor: Thank you, thank you.
Moderator: ok, I hope to continue to work hard.
Miao: Just him.
Fangzi: Moderator, he doesn't talk about super middle school students, and he doesn't even talk about personal hygiene.
Miao Zhuang: He doesn't wash his feet for a week.
House: He doesn't take a shower all year round.
Miao Zhuang: Cockroaches are everywhere under the bed.
House: Playing cards with friends also cheats.
Miao Zhuang: People never give money when they bring food.
Bachelor: What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Moderator, this paragraph is cut off and cannot be broadcast. This is a malicious personal attack. What are you talking about?
Moderator: Director, don't pinch. Wow, the ratings are too high. Ok, let's enter the last link of the competition, the life and death express.
Miao Zhuang: Why, why is it the life and death express?
Bachelor: I am desperate.
Moderator: The so-called life-and-death express is to rush to answer questions.
Miao Zhuang: Answer first, then answer, life and death express. It was really scary.
House: Gee, I'm always good at grasping answers.
Miao Zhuang: Only you are good at this.
Fangzi: Look for me in Lucky 52 in Li Yong.
Miao Zhuang: Ah, sit down, sit down.
Bachelor: With your IQ, you are lucky to be 52. Would you like it? Moderator, stop talking nonsense with him and go on.
Moderator: OK, please listen to the first question. Here's the question. Let me imitate a voice. Let's guess what animal it is. Sheep cry ...
House: Oh, it's so similar, Brother Zeng.
Moderator: Who?
House: You are a Leo when you are alone.
Miao Zhuang: People are talking about animals.
Bachelor: Brother Zeng can't be an animal either.
House: Brother Zeng is like a wolf in my heart. Why?
Bachelor: What a mess?
Moderator: The correct answer to this question is sheep.
House: Oh, dear.
Moderator: OK, please listen to the second question. This issue is a historical issue. The cabbage was stripped of its leaves and hit a historical figure.
Bachelor: Liu Bang, cabbage leaves are removed, leaving cabbage bangzi, Liu Bang.
Miao Zhuang: I agree.
Fang Zi: Liu Shibang, the same meaning. You grew up drinking Sanlu milk powder. That thing is obvious, the leaves of cabbage are removed, and Liu Laogen keeps the roots.
Miao Zhuang: People are talking about historical figures.
Fangzi: Liu Laogen is a historical figure. He loves it.
Bachelor: Who taught this?
Moderator: The correct answer to this question is Liu Bang.
Bachelor: Did you hear that?
House: Oh, dear.
Moderator: Well, there is one last question. I hope the contestants can seize the last chance. This problem is an action problem. I'll do the action. Participants can guess what kind of campus sport it is.
Miao Zhuang: Ping ... Bang. .....
Fang Zi: Pingping, I wonder why your IQ is so low, one by one, the host. Isn't it obvious? It's seat occupation.
Moderator: How can it be a seat?
House: Oh, you don't know the host. That guy, I got up at six in the morning with a bunch of books tied. When I entered the class, I had two seats, and the second row, three rows, four rows and three seats. Host, what's that?
Moderator: Mm-hmm.
House: Can I have a small request?
Moderator: Well, you said
House: Can you stop me from following two idiots pk? The price is too low.
Bachelor: Who do you call a fool?
Moderator: Well, unfortunately, the correct answer to this question is table tennis.
Miao Zhuang: Did you hear that, fool?
Bachelor: Did you hear that?
House: There is something wrong with the problem. There is no such problem. Campus sports.
Bachelor: That depends on me and others.
Moderator: Well, so far, our competition has ended, and our staff are counting the results of the competition. Let's take a break, advertising time.
Fangzi: Is anyone still calling you naive?
Miao Zhuang: Are you thin?
Bachelor: Some people say that you don't grow up. Shengyuan milk powder helps you grow.
Miao Zhuang: Helping development.
Miao and Wang: Whether it's you, me or him.
House: Actually, I'm only 12 years old.
Moderator: Thank you. It's advertising time. All right, audience, welcome back. The following is our most exciting moment. I declare that the final winner of this year's Nanyu Middle School Super Middle School is Zhuangzi. Let's invite the winners to give their acceptance speech. Please welcome.
Miao Zhuang: I won this prize in my dream yesterday, but I didn't expect it to come true. First of all, I want to thank my parents, our southern middle school and the National Institute of Education for giving me this opportunity. I am ready, too. Ah, Southern Middle School, Southern Middle School, awesome.
House: Oh, it's my manuscript.
Miao Zhuang: I'm a little nervous. Sorry, that's right. Ah, today is a good day. Spring has come. The spring breeze is pleasant, and all the flowers are laughing. Birds are chirping. My alma mater, Nanyu Middle School, is handsome in men and handsome in women. My dream is to fly here. We grew up here and set sail here. Over the past three years, we have trained the pioneering, practical and independent elites in South China. Look at my domineering, courage and quality construction in Nanzhong, and then look at my all-round position in Minhou, thank you.
Moderator: The future of the motherland is for us to build, and the miracle of life needs us to create. In fact, we are all super middle school students. Well, this year's Nanyu Middle School Super Middle School Trial has come to a successful conclusion. Thank you for your participation. Please welcome the contestants to leave. Bachelor, your mother asked you to go home for dinner.
Bachelor: Go home for dinner. (End)
I have been calling for a long time. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .