Money is a good medicine with obvious effect.
The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head!
4. You can't be hungry after eating porridge!
A good man is sleeping with a girl repeatedly for a lifetime.
6. Everyone eats shit sometimes, just don't chew it carefully.
7. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and scolding your mother all the time. You are almost in love with your mother.
8. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.
9. Maturity is not that the heart grows old, but that the tears are spinning in the eyes but you can still smile.
10. Cowardice is always more fashionable than clothes. The old model is not out of date, and the new model is out again.
1 1. It is said that there is a kind of food that can make people feel refreshed and sweaty! That's right! This is mala Tang!
12. The so-called mortgage is that the ZF developer bank pushes the buyers to the ground together and uncovers your skin layer by layer!
13. You bitch like to take advantage too much. If you took someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic!
14. Eat a ladle and it will grow white. Hey! It's handsome to eat rattan vegetables for free, alas! Very handsome.
15. If you reason with him, he will play hooligans with you; If you play rascal, he will reason with you. Excuse me, who is he?
16. I have ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.
17. Tang Priest wishes you a happy life, Wukong wishes you good health and Friar Sand wishes you good luck. Bajie, are we all so concerned about you?
18. Lovers are animals, and loved ones are plants. If you refuse love, animals will leave, of course, because plants will not give birth to feet to escape.
19. Although this season has won the cold, how can a happy smile make the cold freeze? Don't let your mood be cold on anything. Remember to show your little white teeth every day and smile!
20. Catch a butterfly and give it to you. May you have happy wings and send you in the breeze. I hope you feel better and write you a short message. May you shine every day! Wish you a happy holiday!
2 1. Low back pain when sitting, and easy to move. The joints in the air-conditioned room are sore, and the body is cold in the shade. Big fish and big meat are difficult to digest, and rough tea and light rice are the most suitable. Now is a beautiful life, what a happy life!
22. The good mood is clearing up every minute, and the taste of missing is deepening all the time; Although the weather is cold, everyone's hearts are warm. I hope to be happy every day!
23. When the north wind blows cold, my thoughts follow; The sun is shining and warm, and my blessing will come. I sincerely wish you get up early, run more in the morning, be in a good mood and never come to see a doctor.
24. The color of the mood is happy and fiery red, don't let it become gloomy. Take my hand, let's go to the carnival together, put aside our troubles and trivial things and start to be happy!
25. Melodious bells and enchanting flowers are all limited by time. Only my blessing will last forever. May warm happiness and happiness, like fragrant flowers, overflow in your happy time! Classic statement
26. The exclusive secret of happiness is for you: put aside your work, your troubles, your worries, your health, your mood, your smile, your teeth and your happiness. Have a happy day!
27. Spring breeze blows the green heart, spring shines on the heart, spring rain moistens the heart, and spring warms the heart. I am willing to open my heart, welcome peace of mind, and send care to my heart. Qingming small holiday, enjoy the spring outdoors!
28. The charm of communication lies in the exchange of feelings, the charm of water flow lies in mastery, the charm of the sea lies in inclusiveness, and the charm of short messages lies in sending blessings. I wish you a good mood and a better life every day.
29. In spring, we sow sincere friendship; In summer, we take off bright happiness; In autumn, we harvest sincere friendship; In winter, we cherish our long-term feelings! Have a happy day!
30. When it rains, look out of the window and think about friends far away, so you won't be sad; On a sunny day, look at the blue sky and think about a bright future, so you won't be lonely; Whenever, I wish you a happy mood and unlimited scenery!
3 1. Life should be like flipping a coin, with the heads busy for a while and the tails idle for a while. Busy leisure is full of vitality, and busy leisure enriches health. If you lose a coin, just send me a message and I will reply. ...
32. I am very happy; Very happy in the dream; Have a lot of money in your pocket; Very delicious into the stomach; Very relaxed and healthy; Being with you is romantic; Very friendship is with you; I'm glad to wish you all the best.
33. Holidays with long holidays are more worth looking forward to. Some people enjoy more beautiful scenery, spring with greetings is warmer, and days with people concerned are brighter. Qingming small holiday is coming, please relax, go for an outing and let life bathe in spring!
34. Work should be smooth, life should be auspicious, health should be cherished, love should be romantic, friends should keep in touch, and greetings should not be forgotten. I wish you success in your work, good mood, sweet love and comfortable life!
35. Did you laugh today? Laugh often and be in a good mood. Did you eat on time today? A reasonable diet is good for your health. Did you sleep well today? Get enough sleep and everything will be fine! I wish you a good mood every day, all the best and happiness!
36. Older unmarried men and women seem to have missed their stops by bus. Sometimes it's because the seats on the bus are too comfortable to get off; Sometimes it's because I don't know which platform to get off at. What about men and women who never get married? They are bus drivers.
37. With her own house, an unmarried woman seems to be a few years younger out of thin air and has the patience to choose her lover slowly. A man asked a woman for advice: rent a house first, get married and save money before buying a house. W: Then I might as well rent my husband first.
38. In this season of blooming flowers and sunny days, may your life be auspicious and your mood be rich and fragrant! I wish you peace every minute; Happy days and nights; Healthy day and night; Beautiful every year, forever.
39. I am ugly, but I am gentle. Today, men and women adapted Zhao Chuan's version together: I am not perfect, but I am real; I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.
40. Please exercise with happiness, exercise with freedom, exercise with happiness, laugh with warmth, breathe with good luck, protect yourself with pursuit, and meet the changes of seasons with persistence; I protect you with blessings, I protect you with greetings, I defend your health with reminders, and I wish you health, sweetness, beauty and happiness in winter and spring.
4 1. Where the sun shines, there is my silent blessing. When the moonlight shines on the earth, I pray silently. At the moment when the meteor passed by, I made a wish: I wish you peace while watching-may health and happiness surround you like the sun shines on the earth, and may luck and happiness float around you like the spring rain moistens everything.
42. Every drop of crystal dew is a transparent mood; Every flower is a lyric ballad; Be tolerant of people and things, always walk with you, face the world freely, always forge ahead, always smile, wake up three times a day and enjoy every day easily, and you will be healthy and happy!
43. The Public Security Bureau received a phone call from the masses saying that there were two big bombs under the overpass. Police and bomb squad went to the scene and found a red cloth bag under the bridge. Experts and police carefully opened the bag, which contained several layers of newspaper parcels. The police took it apart layer by layer and finally found that it was two big bombs: four. A pair of kings! !
44. The breeze is a warm greeting; Every drizzle is a warm heart; Every message is a portrayal of true feelings! Let the sunshine bless you deeply, let the moonlight pray for you silently, and when the stars are shining or the sun is shining, let every star and sunshine bear my good wishes: I wish you health, happiness and all the best!
Network classic language
1, we only see when others are awesome, but we can't see the hard days before others are awesome.
2, then open those diaries, once naive, sad, happy, sad, happy, parting, all vividly! Thank you for accompanying me through those times! Also thank me for being young and frivolous!
3, people are still the same person, just time to wash that little bit of love, that little bit of ambiguity, that little bit of affection without leaving a trace!
Even if you have a million emotions, don't take it out on anyone. Remember that others owe you nothing.
5. I understand, I understand, I understand. You're tired, you're scared, you're gone.
6. My strange temper drove away many people, but I also left my truest self.
7. You are lucky to be excluded from my world at last. Is this not good?
8. If you have been injured, you will understand; When you cross it, you are mature. You have to lose something before you learn to cherish it. You always have to hit a wall to learn what to change and what to give up.
9. The longest love in the world is narcissism.
10, you will meet many people in your life. Some people love you, some people are jealous of you, some people value you, and some people don't take you seriously. You are injured, you are tired, you are lost, you are missed, and all this has nothing to do with people. You are responsible for your future.
1 1, I don't need to be worthy of anyone, I just need to be worthy of loving your heart.
Many years later, we called this summer that summer, but that summer, we had a beautiful smile.
13, you send a message to others, others reply for half a day. Wait, are you stupid?
14, I don't like those girls who pretend to be dead, pretend to be awkward in front of girls and pretend to be poor in front of boys.
15, crying at yourself and laughing at others, this is the so-called life.
16, life is long and you will be happy with interesting people.
17, always pretend to be strong after crying, don't let others see your cowardice, really tired ... very tired ... In fact, I also want someone to say to me: You still have me, don't let yourself be too tired!
18, many words are completely hurtful, but if they are not completely said, they are still hurtful! There are always some people and things that make us so helpless!
19, don't explain yourself to anyone, people who love you won't mind, and people who hate you won't believe you.
20. Don't forget your lonely parents when you are playing outside with friends.
2 1, don't treat yourself like a waste before you die. To live is to live.
22. Some people just meet for a while, as if they have known each other for a long time and want to tell him everything.
23, youth is a heavy rain, even if you catch a cold, you still want to go back and shower again.
24. There are so many numbers in the mobile phone that only a few can be contacted, and some of them are empty. It turns out that some people are scattered when walking, and they are weak after walking for a long time!
25. Junior high school is like a bus at the school gate. Getting on the bus and going back and forth is another semester. Get in the car, go back and graduate.
26. Only you can give me happiness, so you take care of yourself for me, or I won't finish with you.
27. Only you can feel the pain, and only you know what has changed.
I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I am not tall now.
29. Don't just see the glory of success and ignore the setbacks and hardships behind it. A success is made up of countless failures.
30. Several people open the same door with the same key. Several people bid farewell to the empty dormitory with the same eyes.
3 1. Women should learn to protect themselves.
32. People are actually quite contradictory. I always want to be understood, but I am afraid of being seen through by others.
33. Young laziness, like a nightmare, lurks in wandering youth, like a naked wound, causing redness and then festering. ...
34. Some people, some things have passed, and they can't go back. Why deceive yourself? Why are you holding on to them? In the end, they will only suffer!
35. The beginning is beautiful, the process is tiring, and the ending is sad and sober-this is love.
36. Who doesn't learn to be strong when he is injured?
37. What's the point of suffering now in order to be better in the future?
38. If no one cares about himself, he will learn to care about himself! No one takes care of myself, so I slowly learn to take care of myself ... It turns out that I am used to being alone in time!
39. Life is so short, why should unimportant people affect their important moods?
40. Only know how far the road is.
4 1, don't skip class again, because there is no class. ...
42. The departure of leaves is the affection of the wind or the persistence of the tree; Is your leaving school a reminder of life or a constant youth?
43. Have you ever wondered who laughs loudest and lives naturally around you for so many years? That man is your true friend.
44. Life doesn't have to be perfect, but it must be wonderful.
45. People's eyes have 576 million pixels, but they can never see through people's hearts.
46. The most difficult stage in life is not that no one understands you, but that you don't understand yourself.
47. I'd rather let others think I'm happy and heartless than make myself look wronged and pitiful.
48. How much truth is hidden in our jokes? Who can understand and who can see through?
49. I hide all my memories in the deepest part of my heart, and there is a longer and more challenging journey waiting for us! Come on, adult students, I believe we are all good!
If you are bullied when you are young, you will always hate to think that you must get ahead in the future, so that people will look at you with new eyes. But when there is such a day, I don't remember to hate. It turns out that the real strength is tolerance, not forgiving others, but letting yourself go.
Classical network language
1, quiet as a virgin, crazy as a rabbit.
From the big bang to the collapse of the universe, it can't be found anymore. Bigger than you.
You chat with them until midnight every day. How can they have time to create human beings?
4. Hard life needs no explanation!
Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.
6. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is: handsome is not obvious.
7. Now all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing. Showbiz is a circle.
8. What's your status? You have an ID card.
9. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.
10, your explanation is shielding, shielding is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of evil.
1 1, I have a crystal heart, but they think it's glass.
12 I'm telling you, it's not a question of winning the Oscar, but a question of ... winning a few!
13, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people in.
14. Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.
15, 1 10,000,1100,000 are all the same, because I don't have it!
16, help me cut the carrot into diced meat.
17, quarreling is always bad, why not just fight?
18, spit is used to count money, not to make sense.
19, how can you say that he is out of his mind? Only if you have a brain.
Bet with me, it's not what you want, it's what I have …
2 1, God, you can't wash it off when you jump into the sea in Japan.
There are thousands of men in the world, and I have to change every day.
23. Boss, do you have any coke? Give me a bottle of sprite.
24. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.
25. I'm sorry to make you laugh.
26. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.
27. Once upon a time, a child said that I wouldn't sleep if I was killed. Then he was killed.
28. Counting sheep is done by foreigners, because sheep sleep and sleep are homophonic, so jiaozi should be counted.
29. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
30. Two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks to death.
3 1, our reputation, credit and reputation have always been the first!
32. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.
33. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.
34. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.
35, narcissism plus brain damage, that is self-mutilation!
36, death is not terrible, terrible is waiting for death.
37. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.
38. You are more like Donnie Yen than Jet Li!
39. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation?
40. Life is like a super girl, and all the men come to the end.
4 1, you must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.
42. I can resist anything but temptation.
43. Go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, kill Trojans, climb fences, drive cars, afford houses, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.
44. At least it's a man, named like Little Shenyang.
45. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.
46, life is like a play, love one, getting married and having children is another. This is normal.
47, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms open, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums open.
48. Even if life is just a tragedy, I will be the top-grade blue and white porcelain tragedy in the official kiln.
49. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.
50. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.
5 1. At that time, my girlfriend and I were looking up information and suddenly a window popped up. It is very yellow and violent. Let's turn off the lights quickly.
52. The rear wheel fell in love with the front wheel, but he knew he would never be with her, so he kissed every inch of land she turned over.
53. If you are driving a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming sitting in it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.
54. Your head and ass are upside down again.
55. Is this a turning point? It's obviously the breaking point.
56. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.
57. It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly. It may be Li Ning. 23. Ha, I just don't understand movies at first glance. Commitment is a horror story.
58. Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.
Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.
Let ghosts and gods know that we have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too difficult for ghosts and gods.
6 1, 17 7,2748,38 Women's Day, Labor Day and Children's Day ...
62. I will definitely be cut into potato chips.
63. It's time to hug each other and watch the fun.
It is the duty of every citizen to despise you.
65. When you fall down with only one drop of blood, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.
66. A man disguised as a woman is called a shemale, and a woman disguised as a man?
67. I'm sorry. I showed him my best side, but he saw the distant scenery.
68. We are two aspiring young people standing in the street who are about to fly their ideals.
69. The feeling of waiting for the aftershock is like that of a first-love girl and other lovers, fearing that he will not come and that he will mess around.
70. A good woman is like gasoline. Once she has it, she has power; A bad woman is like an airbag. Once she uses it, there will be a crisis.
7 1, people say that I am naturally inspirational!
72. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.
Encyclopedia of network language
1. What floor: Except the landlord, all the people who reply can be called "second floor" and "third floor" in turn. ...
2, strike while the iron is hot: writing a post generally refers to a post with some weight.
3. Cold: I feel cold about a post or a phenomenon.
4. Hacker: Also known as hacker, refers to a person with special talents or skills in the computer field. Such people use their talents or skills to either detect system vulnerabilities or do things that violate morality or law.
5.flash customers: people who use Flash software to make animations. Many e-cards and MTV websites we see are masterpieces of Flash customers.
6, looking for posts: the content of the post sent by the landlord is especially looking for posts, so that most people don't want to see it, which is also commonly known as finding brick posts.
7. Blog: A kind of cyberspace for people to show themselves on the Internet in the form of diaries. Blog made two women quickly popular: Muzimei and Sister Furong.
Protein: Idiot+Idiot+Nervous.
9.honker: Internet technology enthusiast in China, with nationalist tendencies, as opposed to hackers.
10, sailor: people who like irrigation. The advanced ones are also called buckets, water ghosts and daffodils. When referring to the female irrigation madman, there is also a specific name: jellyfish.
1 1, Xiao Qiang: Cockroaches in Tang Bohu Dianchouxiang generally refer to people with particularly tenacious vitality.
12, white: white collar+backbone+elite.
13, although the summoning bow is super strong, it is usually used to express the worship of the theme post when replying.
14, steamed stuffed bun: describe someone who is stupid or looks poor.
15, vest: registered members registered other names, collectively referred to as vest, and the reverse side of vest is the main ID. Example: Mei Qing suggested that Xiao Zhu should not talk in vest when managing the edition.
16, sweeping the building: also known as painting the wall, opening a forum, all the topic posts finally reply with the same ID.
17, Flash: Leave.
18, floor: people who don't even have to sit on the bench.
19, punk: from "punk". Computer punk is now more and more equivalent to computer criminals.
20. Pat a brick: Post a post with different views and understandings from others. For example, chivalrous friends should pay attention to their tone and attitude when patting bricks, otherwise they will easily become ginseng cocks.
2 1, dinosaur: ugly female netizen, derogatory. In contrast, it is a "frog", which describes a male netizen who looks sorry.
22. Wolf clan: I love beauty, but I'm a little more decent than the canine style, and I won't be entangled.
23. Dogs: I like to chase girls in forums, especially like entanglement.
24. Pure water: irrigation without any substance, also called water vapor.
25. Bench: The third person to reply.
26. Landlord: the person who posted the theme post.
27. Upstairs: People who reply to the same topic post one step ahead of you, as opposed to "downstairs".
28. Sweat: It means shame and helplessness. Derived words are: sudden sweating, sweating, sweating to death, waterfall sweating, pear sweating in heavy rain and so on.
29. Martian post: an old post that was turned over by countless people a long time ago is called Martian. Usually the reply will say: the landlord should return to Mars soon, and the earth is very dangerous. (From shaolin soccer, Zhou Xingxing)
30, Gai Lou: Back to the same theme post, fans generally prefer Gai Lou.
3 1, anonymous bird: invisible. "Hiding" means "hiding"; "le" is a polyphonic word, so you should pronounce "le" at the end of the sentence. Some people like to misread Liao as a bird.
32. Passing by: I don't want to reply seriously, but I want to get a reply score or experience value. The relative words are: top, silence, irrigation, speechless, wandering, passing by and so on. For example, in the chivalrous community, any behavior that only uses the words such as passing by, topping, silence, irrigation, speechless, drifting, passing by will be regarded as intentional irrigation.
Top: Once someone replies to a post on a general forum, it will appear at the top of the topic list. The action of this reply is called "top", and the antonym of "top" is "sink".
34. Friends generally refer to people who like to travel and often travel together. Example: A Fei only went to Xinjiang with Song Feng Guqin and others last year, and now he wants to recruit donkey friends to go to Hunan.
35. Sofa: SF, the first person to reply. Later, people who couldn't sit on the sofa claimed that they were sitting on the landlord's "bed" or "thigh".
36. Madness: Describe yourself as a person who can't stand the stimulation of a certain post, has abnormal behavior and is in a state of violence.
37. Diving: People who stay in the forum every day, but don't post, just read posts and pay attention to the daily affairs of the forum.
38. Geeks: Also called geeks, geeks refer to people with superior computer skills.
39. Bambusa: Moderators can also write board pigs. Beautiful homophony produced by pinyin input. The deputy moderator is called "Banfu".
40.WIKI: Internet enthusiasts who like to use this hypertext technology.
4 1, chairman: the second person to reply.
42. FANS: transliteration of fans, a kind of people who are obsessed with someone or something, also known as fans and sweet potatoes, or simply "fans".
43. Novice: It used to refer to people with low computer skills, but later it was widely used in real life, referring to people who are not very good at a certain field. Opposite is the old bird.
44, step on a foot: also known as kicking, leaving paw prints, etc. , is the meaning of thread.
45. inversion: fainting, indicating surprise at a post or a reality.
46. Brush the screen: open a forum, and the theme posts are all sent by the same ID.
47. Irrigation: In the past, it referred to posts posted on forums with little reading value. Now, it is customary to refer to the vast majority of posts and replies as "irrigation", which is not derogatory.
48. Prawn: The general departure of a "hero" refers to a senior Internet surfer with a long internet age, or a person with a particularly high level (such as computer technology or article level), who is generally known for his good popularity and reputation.
49.BBS: ① abbreviation of bulletin board system refers to bulletin board system, which is collectively referred to as forum in China. (2) Boba, the abbreviation of big-Brewster.