Bodhi: You're welcome!
Supreme treasure: Why did you take me back to this cave?
Bodhi: We didn't bring you here, you fainted and brought us here!
Supreme treasure: I must miss Jingjing too much.
Bodhi: Yes, you called Jingjing 98 times when you fainted.
Supreme treasure: Jingjing is my wife.
Bodhi: There is another Xia Zi. You called him 784 times!
Supreme treasure: huh? !
Bodhi: 784 times ... This Xia Zi must owe you a lot of money.
(At this moment, a man broke into the hole. ): I want to learn from Pan Si Daxian! She explicitly referred to water curtain cave as Pansi Cave. How dare you lie to me that there is no such person? Smelly monkey, so you are still here! Why are you doing this to me?
Supreme treasure: Jingjing? ! Jingjing, nice to see you again!
Bai Jingjing: What?
Supreme treasure: You have lost weight. ...
Bai Jingjing: Huh?
Supreme Treasure: I'm not the Monkey King, but I don't know how to tell you, because you won't believe me!
Bai Jingjing: I believe you!
Supreme treasure: huh?
Bai Jingjing: Because that smelly monkey won't be so gentle with me. Who the fuck are you ?
Supreme treasure: I will be your husband in 500 years. 500 years later, you gave up this relationship because of me. I worked so hard to come back here and do all these things for you. Jingjing, I miss you. I really miss you. I miss you so much! Do you believe it or not?
Bai Jingjing: No.
Supreme treasure: I can't blame you. I think what should I do? ...
Bai Jingjing: But I think I know you. ...
Supreme treasure: absolutely!
Bai Jingjing: Good. ...
Supreme treasure: very familiar!
Bai Jingjing: Five hundred years later ... How did we meet? (Supreme Bao said while performing with the cooperation of three robbers)
Supreme Treasure: I am Supreme Treasure, and you are Bai Jingjing, on a dark and horrible night in a month. Wonderful love begins with a little fire on the bridge. As soon as I turned around, you suddenly pointed at me and my whole hand caught fire. You have to fight for me, fight for it, fight for it, fight for it, fight for it, fight for it, fight for it, fight for it, do you see? I can describe the future development in twists and turns, because A Niu Wang Mo suddenly appeared. At that time, after you had a fight with Niu Wangmo with a keel in your hand, you took me back to Pansi Cave. The so-called time flies, which is really good, because it's only a blink of an eye, and we get to the point. The top of the broken rock is the time when feelings erupt. At that time, I tried my best to touch you, and you tried your best to touch me, making a vow of never parting. Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, and what you get is endless pain and sigh. Why did you die? I only used the moonlight box to turn back time, find out the truth, and finally found out that you committed suicide! I can finally save your life at the last minute! But the last time I went back in time, the Moonlight Box was broken, and I went back to 500 years ago with Twitter … that's it.
Bai Jingjing: What ... What do you want now?
Supreme treasure: I don't have to go back when I see you. We're married.
Bai Jingjing: I just woke up and didn't do anything outside, so I stopped by to learn from my teacher. You suddenly told me you were getting married ... I haven't brushed my teeth yet!
Supreme treasure: I know you must have doubts in your heart, but I can show you my heart and you will know that I didn't lie to you at all.
Bai Jingjing: It's simple! Jingjing shrank into the supreme treasure. )
Bai Jingjing: Wow, why are you so alike? ...
Conscience: Coconut? A girl once said.
Bai Jingjing: Coconut, coconut, is what he just said true? At this moment, the three robbers stopped when they saw the Supreme Treasure. )
Bodhi: Forget it, as usual, you search below!
Robber A: Oh! (Inside the Supreme Treasure)
Bai Jingjing: Thanks, Coconut! So, does he like me best?
(……)
(Niu arrested and. )
Niu Wangmo: Hum, you have been asking me for the Moonlight Box all day since you came back. What do you mean?
I asked when you would marry me, but you kept pressing the button. Are you going to marry me or not?
Xia Zi: I do!
Niu Wangmo: Is your sister crazy? Nonsense all night.
Xia Qing: She's not crazy, she's crazy!
Niu: A mental derangement will do, as long as she promises to get married within seven days! (turns and leaves the room)
Xia Qing: Have you really decided to marry him?
Xia Zi: I lied to him. I'm waiting for my man to come back and pick me up!
Xia Qing: Ha ha ha! Can you believe that little bastard will come back to pick you up? If it is true, I have to congratulate you. But even if he comes back, how can he bring you back from Niu Wangmo?
Xia Zi: Since God arranged for him to pull out my purple sword, he must be an extraordinary man. He can't be wrong! I know that one day he will appear in a conspicuous posture, wearing a golden robe and stepping on seven-color clouds to marry me!
Xia Qing: Ha, he said he wasn't crazy!
Xia Zi: This is not a mental illness, but an ideal!
Pig Bajie: Admit it, little crazy!
Xia Zi: No!
Three robbers helped the Supreme Treasure to decorate the Pansi Cave into a new house. The Supreme Treasure has a new costume and a happy expression on his face. )
Bodhi: Brother, you never know. I didn't expect you to marry that white girl so soon.
Supreme treasure: Yes, I didn't think of it myself.
Bodhi: We are all happy for you!
Supreme treasure: thank you.
Bodhi: Last night, you called Miss Xia Zi 785 times, one more time than last time ... (The Supreme Treasure was speechless for a long time. )
(Time goes by)
Xia Qing: It's been six days. You're getting married tomorrow night. Hum, will he come? Don't!
(Xia Zi's face is worried, and soon she is relieved, and her eyes are full of longing and hope for tomorrow. )
(The Supreme Treasure is dreaming, and he dreamed of Xia Zi again. )
Xia Zi: Last night, I asked a spider to tell you that I miss you very much. Do you know that?/You know what?
Supreme treasure: Do you know? I've been lying to you.
Xia Zi: Just cheat! Just like a moth, you know whether you will get hurt or not. Moths are so stupid!
(The Supreme Treasure wakes up only to see a flash, a spider crawling on the wall, and Xia Zi's golden bell hanging on a twig. The Supreme Treasure was moved. He took off the golden bell and stroked it in his hand. Suddenly, the figure behind him flashed, and looking back, there was no one there. )
Supreme treasure: come out! Grapes!
(Bodhi rolls out from behind the bed. )
Bodhi: I don't want to spy on you. I just want to study some subtle feelings between people.
Supreme treasure: you are just a robber, big brother. Don't learn from others.
Bodhi: Robbers are also learned.
Supreme treasure: save it and go to bed!
Bodhi: Is Xia Zi an exclamation point or a period in your mind? Is your mind full of question marks? ...
Supreme Treasure: Xia Zi is just someone I know! I lied to her before, but now I just feel a little guilty. I hate her more and more! I'm getting married tomorrow. What do you want?
Bodhi: One day, you find yourself in love with someone you hate. This relationship is the most deadly!
Supreme treasure: but how can I fall in love with a person I hate? Would you please give me a reason? Please.
Bodhi: Do you need a reason to love someone?
Supreme treasure: don't you need it?
Bodhi: Do you need it?
Supreme treasure: don't you need it?
Bodhi: Do you need it?
Supreme treasure: don't you need it?
Bodhi: Hey, I'm learning from you. Why are you so serious? Need it?
(Turning away) The Supreme Treasure was lost in thought. )