1, crowding round.
This is an animal that likes to kiss up to girls most. This animal has the prestige of a tiger and can compete with a leopard. It comes and goes like a lion and wears a suit and tie like a penguin. They travel by car, so they can't be seen in the street and rarely seen at home. During the day, their figures appear in conference rooms, negotiation tables and first class of airplanes; They don't like moonlight at night. They hide in private rooms of luxury hotels, five-star hotels and large KTV.
At this time, they look very strange. If beautiful women are the kind they like, they are still very good and will play with you patiently to meet all your requirements. Now is the best time for you to speak. You put your hand in his hand and gently touch it, occasionally blowing a kiss, in exchange for money alienated into phrases in his mouth. These animals are not stingy, as long as they like them. Typical figures and representative figures: Cheng, Li Zhen and Lai Changxing. In men's eyes, they are sour grapes. It is also the goal of white-collar women. But sex is real, but family is not. It's just that men get what they want, and women are satisfied with what they want-money and status. The most important thing is to save time and effort. Spend three or two nights, and struggle for twenty years less. But most of these men are not as blessed as Wei Xiaobao. All the beauties in the world are thin-waisted, torn by * * * and looks. After a brief passion, they parted ways. With such a man, a woman's heart is peaceful, because she doesn't need to bear any responsibility. He wears you as clothes and you wear him as socks. Seeing each other in the future is as bitter as passers-by, and we will never owe each other.
2. Rogue scholar type.
In theory, they can be regarded as adults, but in fact, they are magnets, their language is charged, they radiate the girl's heart with roentgen rays, they may care for you with brotherly love, or they may give you fatherly care. You like to stare at his gentle eyes, but you prefer his profound knowledge. At first, he invited you to dinner at home and encouraged you to eat with kind words. What does it matter if you are fat? Zhao is beautiful, but it can also keep men warm. When he left, he stood at the door and waved to you with a smile. If you don't eat well or are unhappy, come over. We welcome you, Jenny. Finally one day, you want to be tutored by him alone. You have been struck by lightning. He smiled, confident and happy. But as soon as you stepped out of school, he invited another girl home for dinner. There was nothing wrong with dancing and writing in ancient China.
The most advanced rogue scholar is Wang Anshi. This little old man, full of knowledge, talks to Kan Kan in class, secretly enjoying himself and cheating. Playing the singing and dancing chicken in the teahouse and playing with the maids around (including his wife's maid) is not enough. Sexual harassment of the widow's daughter-in-law "picking up ashes" refers to Wang Anshi.
It was Tang Yin who gained the reputation as a hooligan. Once when I was shopping, I took a fancy to the girl who smiled like a flower. Because there was no way, I did not hesitate to sell myself to the Hua family as a slave. I followed her everywhere in the morning and evening, making a scene, saying sweet words about two trains and sending some disgusting poems. Finally, I confused the girl and slept with him in a daze. That's not enough. I stole it.
It is Liu Yong who flows out of culture. Liu Yong was a great poet in Song Dynasty. He is like the figure of Youlong, and dusk is a sign of rain. However, relying on talent and arrogance, even the emperor did not pay attention. Without being admitted to graduate school, he boasted: "Why do you need to talk about funeral, talent and beauty?" Angered the emperor, and with a stroke of the pen, Liu Yong lost his job. When I am bored, I write some words to kill time. Words are written as much as donkey hair, and where there are wells, there are willow characters. But almost all the works are written by red light, green wine and humming. "My belt is getting wider and wider, and I will never regret it. I will languish for Iraq." The nonsense of such a worthless man comes from his mouth.
Sima Xiangru is a rogue scholar who can't let go of women, and Sima Xiangru is a master of stealing hearts. She seduced a good girl with eternal stunts. The girl not only gave him her body willingly, but also stole money from her family to make him squander it. She was adored by him and gave him a box of Qi Mei. There is a popular business term: the customer is God, and Sima Xiangru is the customer in the girl's heart.
3, corrupt public morality.
There are two kinds of people who corrupt public morality. One is that men are naked in the street and spit and pee everywhere in the corner; The other one, on the other hand, is seriously feminine and has the reputation of Prince Hua Ma, so it corrupts men's morality. This kind of man is full of rain and jade, opening his mouth "wow-thiamine" and closing his mouth "yeah!" It's gossip and nine hexagrams. You can compete with Li Xiang, but you can't compete with LAM Raymond. They wear fashionable clothes and stay up all night, or host gossip entertainment programs or cross-dress popular singers. Their career experiences let them know the pulse of girls. Usually he talks to you about topics unrelated to the show, such as clothes and hairstyles, and occasionally touches the lace on your cuffs. This lace is very beautiful and suits you very well. Before you know it, you are lured into the trap he designed. He stares at you affectionately, his eyes floating like candles. Amazingly, he may even give you an anodyne hug. Your heart is shaking, but what he wants is to send you away quickly so that you can accompany the hostess to eat supper. This kind of person is a variant of the modern version of Don Quixote. Color is not lewd, sex is moved by love, and love born to love. But if you really hang with him for a hundred years, don't change. Just wait. You'd better prepare more vinegar and happy pills.
But this kind of man is as good as a loach. In order to maintain their glorious image and popularity, they may go shopping, eat hamburgers and drink with girls, but if you want to play tricks on him, I advise you not to provoke him. They won't get married unless they have nothing to eat. Being with such a man is as warm as spring, and college and middle school girls have a soft spot for them; Petty bourgeoisie women are more willing to throw themselves at each other.
4, out of the water.
To be precise, this is a robot that can make love. They have no human emotions and complex brains, but their thinking is monotonous and their mouths are full of words. They can also be called crazy. Or an efficient scientist, or a down-and-out great writer. Out of the laboratory, or out of a wonderful passage, they are like hungry beggars. They may wash their faces once every six months, or they may wash their faces once every six months. They have sex with legal wives, flirt with substances in test tubes and flirt with beautiful women in books.
The great chemist Mendeleev accidentally sneaked into the laboratory on his wedding night. In the middle of the night, the bride couldn't bear to find her door. Dear, don't you know that today is the wedding night? Oh, yes, yes. Mendeleev replied. "However, if we don't clean these test tubes, the life we create will be a monster."
Mark Twain, a poor thief, pretended to be a tie with insoles, but he was favored by ladies.
The great writer Balzac Bimark Twain is still terrible. His great works became booksellers, but he did harm to himself. But it makes men feel ashamed. Balzac's lover came to the funeral, tears welled up, and the spring breeze covered the sun.
In fact, falling in love with such a man is no different from falling in love with a man who doesn't go home, except that women have their own abacus: one is to improve varieties, and the other is a lasting legacy. A woman who falls in love with such a man needs two excellent qualities: sacrifice and selflessness.
5, Ren Woxing type.
Melancholy is fatal beauty. Accompanied by a melancholy man, my heart feels slightly painful and happy. Ren Woxing-style man is a thinker who boldly guesses in the wasteland of Utopia with the trust of God. Eyes as blue as wolves, always ready to catch every spark from the depths of my heart. In life, this kind of man usually has a bad ending. They despise powerful people, doubt everything that exists, and make grandpa disown my uncle and love him. In their eyes, women are not women but a kind of logic, a kind of world outlook, a kind of methodology and possibly dialectics. They must wear a whip when they go out with women, although when women smile, their whip becomes a weapon of self-abuse. With such a man, women will feel lost, but there is absolutely no danger. In the evening, open a beautiful umbrella, you chat with him until late at night, and then sleep in the same bed. But the next morning, you were angry and found that your underwear had not changed. They despise flowers, including applause. Emei is very calm, proudly standing not far away, thinking that she is looking at you, probably turning a blind eye. However, it is best not to be naked in front of them, and don't forget that they are also men. But this kind of man is definitely the best among men, and a one-night stand can be remembered for a lifetime. Such people are gods. If you don't care about the shrine, you'd better turn your face away Otherwise, even if you look at him, you are finished.
6. Puchigo type.
It is the characteristic of this kind of man to love beauty but not Jiangshan. Don't be such a person in turbulent times. They may not be afraid of torture, but they will definitely defect for their daughter-in-law. Chen Xingmin of Songzhuang, Qingjiang is also such a person. This kind of man is homesick, and he will take the risk of decapitation in order to see his wife and weak children. Therefore, it is best to persuade them to stay away from politics. Of course, peacetime may be another result. Maybe they are familiar with the mysteries of officialdom and make rapid progress. But these men are basically not enterprising. ...
7, nanny type.
Seeing these words, I immediately thought of a city. She is enchanting and luxurious. She is from Shanghai. Shanghai is a city that exists only for women. Everything she does is to win women's hearts. Shanghai women are happy and lucky, but contradictory. They like to enjoy all the material achievements brought by the world's scientific and technological civilization, but refuse to work. But it doesn't matter, because they have the most obedient men in the world.
Once upon a time, the first thing a Shanghai man did after getting up was to brush the toilet by the Suzhou River. I can solve it at home now, so I go to the morning market with a basket on my arm. The food in the morning market is very cheap.
Shanghai men are willing to be driven by women, and cooking and washing clothes, including sewing socks for women, is also part of their work. If a woman dares to treat Beijing men like this, there is only one result: keeping mistresses. Of course, Shanghai men are also willing to keep mistresses, but they are stingy. In the old man's dictionary, Shanghai men delete quotation marks; In women's dictionaries, Shanghai men are also dim, but what does it matter? It doesn't affect their love by Shanghai women at all, the most exquisite women in the world.
8, perfect type.
Can't say very little, it should be said that almost none. If there must be one, it may be better than the bad guys. Don't. Don't! Don't! Don't scold yourself. Gangs: Picking and Wandering in Men's Supermarket
Everyone is not perfect. If anyone insists that he is perfect, he must be a madman and a liar except shallow. It is very expensive for a woman to love such a man, and it is difficult to get the attention of such a man.
Source: Network