1.
Old punishment: I washed my hands of it later.
Laobai: My arm is broken and my hand is gone.
Old punishment: then wash your feet. Anyway, it means the same thing (1 minute 12 seconds)
2.
Whelan: Big mouth, that's very kind of you.
Mouth: I am good to you, and everyone's good is really good (4 minutes and 20 seconds)
3.
Guo: That family is unarmed. Why else would they hide?
Shopkeeper: Oh, it's a good thing you're unarmed (5 minutes and 42 seconds).
4.
Shopkeeper: That's, that's, your sister Xiao Guo has been wandering the Jianghu for so many years. Who have you been afraid of? Xiao Guo: Of course.
Shopkeeper: Does she even dare to hit flies, afraid of mountain thieves (6 minutes and 00 seconds)?
5.
Laobai: But then again, the old punishment is not an ordinary person.
Mouth: Why isn't he ordinary?
Laobai: You see, compared with the last gesture of begging for mercy, it is more powerful than the average person (8 minutes and 40 seconds).
6.
Old punishment: protecting people and maintaining public order is both a responsibility and an obligation; I don't care no matter how bitter I eat. No matter how much suffering, you always have to face it. This is what I want to say most as an ordinary little catcher (9 minutes and 30 seconds).
7.
Whelan: Have you waited for your fate?
Shopkeeper: I don't have it yet, but I will have it soon.
Whelan: Then I wish you happiness in advance. Don't be like me. I didn't even have a chance to be a widow (10 minutes 15 seconds).
8.
Laobai: Big mouth, I saw another one. It's terrible. This is not a wedding competition. The whole town was a massacre. Alas, after your wife left, Wushu education in our town will go back at least 20 years (1 1: 02).
9.
Whelan: God, what did I do wrong? If you want to punish me like this, I just want to marry a good man. What's wrong with that?
Everyone: Yes, yes, not at all.
Whelan: Then why should I be invincible? Why (1 1 minute 22 seconds)
10.
Mouth: I must help her.
Laobai: How?
Mouth: I want to beat her and give her a home.
Laobai: Well done, ambitious. Remember to leave me the shoes you bought the day before yesterday before you start work. In return, I will burn some paper money for you (1 1: 45).
1 1.
Big mouth: you shoot one, I shoot one, and lazy people can get a good wife; You shoot two ... you shoot ten, I shoot ten, and this daughter-in-law is worth it (13 points 14 seconds).
12.
Whelan: Then I'll change my name.
Mouth: change it quickly. Change it quickly.
Whelan: Let's call it husband. Husband?
Xiao Guo: Yo yo, Miss Yang, I have many shortcomings. I have a violent tendency, and I especially like beating my wife.
Whelan: I like beating my wife. Beating is pain, scolding is love. I'm worried about you if you don't hit me for a day.
Guo: I already have a wife, and there is more than one.
Whelan: Me too. There are more people and the food is delicious, don't you think?
Guo: Without incense, our family is too poor to open the pot.
Whelan: Then marry a chicken and follow a dog, and marry a dog and follow a dog. Whether you are rich or poor, good or bad, I will follow you (16 minutes and 07 seconds).
13.
Xiao Guo: I used to have yellow hair and split ends like you. Everything has changed since I used Li Dazui's sesame oil (17 minutes 18 seconds).
14.
Guo: She left gently, and when she came gently, she waved her double knives, leaving only two scabbard (18 minutes and 27 seconds).
15.
Scholar: Stop talking about him. I can especially understand this kind of mood (2 1 min 1 1 sec).
Mouth: Brother, don't say anything, it's all in your heart.
Scholar: This kind of mood is just like when Bajie left Gaolaozhuang.
Mouth: Yes, you are a pig.
Guo: Go, go, don't talk nonsense. Your mouth can be compared with Bajie. Eat noodles.
Laobai: Yes, the old pig has married his wife. Where is Lao Li?
Mouth: I can also marry a wife. You said that if Xiao Guo didn't make trouble there, you said that Whelan and I would be together. At that time, she tilled the fields, I wove, and she carried water to water the flowers.
Shopkeeper: She carries water and you water the flowers. It's rude of you (2 1 min 1 1 sec).
16.
Laobai: Why, take this opportunity to reach out and make a phone call, and then hug your shoulder.
Mouth: Then we could have let her take off our arms (22 minutes and 22 seconds).
17.
Everyone: You said you had seed, and he said he had seed. Speaking of Li Dazui, he is the least (23 minutes 0 1 second).
18.
Shopkeeper: I ate eight steamed buns in one meal, I'm afraid you can't hold on.
Laobai: Eat, eat. We don't have much courage, so we can't afford to eat too much.
Shopkeeper: talkative is nothing.
Laobai: What tube (23 minutes and 29 seconds)
19.
Shopkeeper: In broad daylight, Lang Lang Gan Kun (24 minutes 18 seconds)
20.
Laobai: Very, very ugly (25 minutes and 38 seconds)
2 1.
Shopkeeper: Not only is it good, but it is simply outstanding. Give inferences (26 minutes and 22 seconds).
22.
Beauty: The aunt downstairs is obviously a melon face.
Mouth: watermelon seeds, soaked in soy sauce (28 minutes and 44 seconds).
23.
Old punishment: That beautiful one looks like the Monkey King, but she has the cheek to ask everywhere: Am I beautiful? Her sister, the one on sale, is uglier than her. If Beauty 100%, the discount is only 0. 1% (29 minutes and 55 seconds).