Why is the bullet train from Changsha to Changde so slow?

It is said that the Shi-Chang Railway will run EMU trains tomorrow. I'm going to take the bullet train soon. Many suspension springs have not been worn. First time. I am so excited and nervous! Look, they all asked the following questions: How can we pretend to sit often? Can you cross your legs? Is there a toilet in it? I'm afraid I'm too nervous. What should I do if I go to the bathroom? Will the ticket be expensive? Is there a charge for toilet paper? In case you need money and don't have it, bring a newspaper to wipe your ass in advance! Can I wear slippers? Do you want to wear a suit? Do the crew of the bullet train speak English? I am ashamed if I don't understand. I'm so nervous ... and there are many strange questions. To this end, Bian Xiao answered one by one, and these answers were incomplete. Welcome netizens to add.

First, the standard is below the shoulder bag, and all the people who go to the point of sale to buy tickets are bandits. As a senior B outfit, you must go to the automatic ticket machine to pick up the tickets after online shopping.

Second, don't stop too early. After entering the waiting room, don't sit in front of the license plate, find a place where there are few people, and then take out a book or magazine from your bag to read. There should be a broadcast announcement in a few minutes. Did you hear your train number on the radio? See the long line? Ji Mao, sit as cool as a cucumber and continue reading, and then go to the ticket gate after everyone else has left.

Third, when you enter the carriage, you should sweep the mortal in the seat with contemptuous eyes and find your seat quickly. If the aisle seat is occupied and looks like a foreigner, just say "I'm sorry"! After sitting down, adjust the seat to the minimum angle with the ground at the first time. If you read, keep reading. Pull down the curtains and fall asleep without reading.

4. If the flight attendant is checking the ticket, don't forget to whisper when handing the ticket: "Why did you check the ticket again? Cars in XX Bureau never check tickets. "

5. When broadcasting at the station for the first time, glance at the people around you with contemptuous eyes and whisper, "There are still 8 kilometers left, what's the hurry …" When broadcasting at the radio station for the second time, slowly pack up your things and sit in your seat. You don't have to wait in line at the door, but if you stay for a short time, you must be ready to get up and get off at any time. If the unfortunate failure to get off the bus leads to a stop, then seek more happiness.

You can't take the escalator because you have to install B when you leave the station. You must take the stairs. Don't walk too fast, your upper body is unstable. Never bow your head.

Well, to achieve the above six points, you are also a high-end person who often takes the high-speed rail in the eyes of others!