Humorous advertising words for selling houses

1, a male guest said, Hello everyone, today I want to find someone who can hold my hand for life. I deal with land all day ... (half the lights go out), I don't have a high salary ... (half the lights go out again), I don't buy a house ... (all out). The host said that many people look down on farmers and think that farmers' income is low and they can't afford to buy houses. This is irrational ... The male guest interrupted that I am not a farmer, but a real estate developer.

A man came to a sales center in a residential area with all his savings and wanted to buy a house. He asked the sales girl, "What's your house price?"

The salesgirl said, "The first floor 10000 yuan, the second floor1000 yuan, the third floor 12000 yuan, and the fourth floor 13000 yuan." He quickly interrupted the introduction of the sales girl and said, "That's enough, that's enough. Your house is too high, and I can afford it underground."

Xiaoming picked up seven dragon balls in the Second Ring Road of Beijing and summoned the dragon. Dragon: "I can grant you one wish, any wish." Xiaoming: "I want world peace!" Dragon: "This wish is too much. Change it. " Xiao Ming: "I want the house price to drop!" " "Dragon:" What was your previous wish? Say it again. "

4. You deposit the money in the bank. If you don't buy a house, your money will be lent to others by the bank to buy a house! Finally, you rent his house, and he collects your rent and pays off the loan with your money!

5. "When my stock comes back, I will divorce you." He said simply.

After listening, her heart was warm, and she thought, this is probably the driest promise.

"When the house price falls, I will buy a house to marry you."

After listening to her, her heart cooled, which was probably the most tactful breakup.