(1) Xiangxiang is the front desk of our company. This girl is lively and simple, and she always speaks straight without thinking.
One day at lunch time, Xiangxiang saw her favorite fish in my lunch box and shouted excitedly, "Quick, quick, put your bowl on my plate!" " "
I was startled. "What do I eat with?"
Everyone spits.
(2) Xin Gang graduated from school and was still a little girl. She is a huge fan of Stephen Chow.
One day at lunch, only the two of us were eating quietly. Suddenly she looked up and asked me mysteriously, "Do you know what Dangdang is?"
I was puzzled and mused, "I don't know."
Smiling happily, she loudly said to me, "Only you, oh ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Pass out.
Some time ago, there were demonstrations and anti-Japanese activities on the streets of Shenzhen. Xin is a fanatical radical. He always sends me messages on weekend nights to lobby me to take part in the parade. One news after another, she was so bored that she had to reluctantly agree.
She immediately replied with a short message: "OK, at the gate of the gymnasium at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, be there or be square. The last sentence in the United Code is: People are born to their mothers. The next sentence is: Demons give birth to demons. "
I want to drop my phone on the spot.
(3) Meyer is from the northeast, and this person is very humorous.
Meyer wants to save money to buy a house in Shenzhen, so he is very frugal. He and I are in the same department and have a good relationship with each other.
One day, Meyer invited me to his house for dinner, and I pretended to refuse. "Stop it, I can eat so much that I won't eat you poor."
Meyer pondered for a long time, and then carefully asked me, "Can you drink?"
I shook my head: "I can't drink it, just a small cup will fall."
Meyer was very excited: "Nothing. As soon as we get to our house, we will drink. If we fill you with two bottles, you will fall down. What else do you eat? "
(4) The office is usually locked by Meyer. Therefore, wheat fields generally have to wait until they are finished. For this, he was scolded by his girlfriend.
One day, he Xin had to work overtime again. Meyer couldn't help it. He pleaded, "Can you do it again tomorrow?" If I go back late today, I will kneel on the washboard again. "
Qin Xiao said naughtily, "No, I haven't finished many things today. It seems that it will be nine o'clock today! " "
Meyer burst into tears, then turned grief into strength and clenched his fist: "Well, you can kill me, and I don't have to kneel on the washboard. Come on, come on, let the storm come more violently! ! ! "
(5) Business Qin Xiao is a native of Guizhou, tall and fat, with a loud voice. When he is angry, his eyes are dazzling and scary. The salespeople in the company are all afraid of her.
One day at lunch, Hai began to complain again: "That little Qin is so powerful that he can shake down the ceiling." . No wonder she has a big waist. "When everyone was laughing, I looked up and saw Sogeum standing at the door of the conference room, looking at the sea angrily. Busy winking at the sea. The sea is not the kui is a business, got the message, and immediately went on to say: "In fact, Qin Xiao has many advantages. Although stronger, it can also be called a beautiful pearl with a loud voice and a Hong Zhong. What a little girl like you, skinny, with no figure at all, speaks softly like a mosquito. "
All the girls fainted. After half a month, none of them ignored the sea, including Qin Xiao.
(6) All calls in our company must be transferred through the front desk. Our lunch time is from 12 to 1, but there are always calls coming in at this time. She is depressed because she wants to make an indirect phone call in the fragrant rice at the front desk.
One day at noon, the phone rang again. Xiang Xiang dropped her half-eaten meal and ran to answer the phone. When I came back, I looked ugly and muttered, "Really, dinner time always bothers people."
Meyer solemnly suggested to Xiang Xiang, "The next time you get a call at dinner time, you should say to the other party,' You want me to transfer the call for you, right? Ok, guess who I am first, and I'll transfer it to you when I get it right. Now start counting. One, two, three, please answer the question. "
Mix is an artist in our company. At an early age, I am eloquent and have a lot of feelings about life.
I didn't go to work until one day, and Sasha began to yawn.
Meyer saw this and asked Mix, "Why do you still want to sleep at work? Did you become a thief last night? "
Mix retorted, "If I really wanted to be a thief, I wouldn't have to come to work. I just need to steal a whole family, so I don't have to worry about it for the rest of my life. "
Meyer said seriously, "that's right. You really don't have to worry about being a thief for the rest of your life. People are in prison. What are you worried about? If you eat and live in prison, will the state give it back to you? "
At noon one day, everyone was discussing the names of boyfriends and girlfriends.
As a result of the discussion, people usually call each other by their first names or nicknames.
Only Meyer kept silent and buried himself in eating.
I was surprised: "Meyer, why don't you talk today?" What do you usually call your girlfriend? "
Meyer was embarrassed: "I can't say."
"Come, let's share good things." I coerced and lured.
"Then I said, don't you laugh at me!"
"Well, promise not to laugh."
Meyer said slowly, "I call her madam, and she calls me xianggong!" "
The audience burst into laughter, and Meyer said aggrieved, "I knew you would laugh at me, really." Do you think I want to? My girlfriend only gave me two names to choose from, lady and beauty. If I call her anything else, I will easily get a scolding, but it will be a beating. "
Everyone laughed more happily.
I only heard Meyer say, "Is it that funny? I think it's good for a lady to be a "xianggong" It's quite old. I want to start my own company in the future. The girls in the company are all called Li, Wang and Tian, and the boys are all called Tian Xiong. Is this cool? "