Neighbor said it was Dai Mingshi.
The daughter of the west neighbor is ugly and easy to get married. There are chaste and beautiful virgins in the East, but those who are not employed ask in the West, "How can I get married?" The daughter of the west neighbor said, "I have five fees." Mr. nothingness said, "Can you say it?" ? "yue:" yellow cream (hair dye cream); Buckwheat flour (very dark); It costs me a lot of money to walk; There is too much dirt for me to hide. In ancient times, detergent was made from pig pancreas, commonly known as pig pancreas. ); People come to pay for my tea. " Said, "How can I get married? "Yue:" I married a scholar, a businessman, a worker, a maid and a beggar. " Yue: "There are ugly women ('female' means' you'). Who thinks you are ugly? "In ancient times, the criminal law of beheading people and hanging their heads on wooden posts was called owls. The second place is to show the ugliness of its neck extension. Very embarrassed (unbridled laughter) smiled: "Is a virgin ugly? "This woman is twenty years old, so she is unemployed. I see other people's women, just like me; I have met many husbands, and they are all like me. And who gets the surplus and abandons it? " The virgin said, "is there anyone who is not like this?" He said, "If someone is not like me, then a virgin will get married." A virgin (with' prone') and a sigh. The daughter of the west neighbor said, "A virgin has no sigh. I will try to count the shortcomings of a virgin. Being a virgin (pronounced as Zhang), those who sell makeup don't sell it when they pass the door of a virgin; Children get together to laugh, virgins think deeply and don't talk; You can't wear makeup at any time. I look at virgins in a different way. A virgin will feel beautiful, and what is admired by the world is really beautiful. Virgins don't meet to see when they get married. And a virgin has such temperament and attitude, waiting proudly for employment without introducing herself, then a virgin is finished. The virgin really changed her old face, changed her old makeup into a new one, and leaned against the door and smiled. Then I have people who can work for virgins, but I am afraid that I will be virgins everywhere outdoors. " The virgin changed her color, brushed her clothes and rushed back, vowing to be blessed and connected for life.
There is an ugly woman in the west who is good at getting married. In the East, there is a chaste, virtuous and beautiful virgin. Without a matchmaker, she went to her neighbor's house in the west and asked, "How can I get married?" The daughter in the west said, "I have five fees." (Virgin) said, "Can you listen?" (Ugly girl) said, "Yellow hair costs me ointment; Black face consumes my powder; Shoes cost my cloth; Dirt costs me more soap; People who come here (mostly) accept my tea. " (Virgin) said, "Why can I get married?" (Ugly girl) said, "I married a bachelor, a businessman, a worker, a servant and a beggar." (Virgin) said, "What if someone thinks you are ugly?" The woman in the west neighborhood shrugged her shoulders, tugged at her neck, and covered her stomach with laughter: "Do virgins (you) think I'm ugly? That's why a virgin (you) is twenty years old and has no relatives. I look at other people's women, just like me; I have met many men, and there is no one who is not as ugly as me. Who else can think that I am ugly and don't like me? " The virgin said, "Is there anyone less ugly than you?" (Ugly girl) said, "There are people who are not as ugly as me. That virgin (you) is married." The virgin bowed her head and sighed. The woman in the west neighbor said, "Mother of God, don't sigh. Let me try to count the faults of virgins (you). Since the virgin (you) grew up, the makeup seller passed the door of the virgin (your home) but didn't sell (something for you); Girls get together and talk and laugh, and virgins (you) meditate alone and ignore them; It's not that you will follow the fashion and make smart and luxurious dresses. I think a virgin (you) seems to feel different from others. Do virgins (you) think they are beautiful? The enviable things in the world are really beautiful. And virgins (you) have no intimate friends (caring for each other) to satisfy. When will a virgin (you) wait to find a spouse? Besides, it's the fault of the virgin (you). Her temperament and attitude are such that she doesn't betray herself (but) waits proudly for her relatives. The virgin (you) honestly changed back to the original appearance when she was a child, changed her original costume into a new one, and leaned against the door (bought) and smiled. Then I have something you can emulate, but I'm afraid all the shoes on my threshold are in front of the virgin (you). " The virgin changed her face, threw off her clothes (sleeves), got up and ran home, vowing never to associate with her for life.