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"Urgent, urgent, especially urgent! ! ! Xiao Qi came out of the kitchen! ! ! Everybody run! " ~ ~ ~, at that time, the house chicken fly a dog to jump, the soldiers in a panic.
"Dad, mom, grandpa, grandma, brother, grandma, Xiao Qi's love breakfast cake No.435 is finally freshly baked with the welcome of people! ! ! "Why, that's strange. Where did everyone go? "
I, Xiao, a beautiful girl of 17 years old, the apple of Xiaoyu's career, petite and beautiful, lovely and moving. People who don't know me may be confused by my appearance. Of course, I seem a little unkind, which makes people less worried (charming son: this is not worrying, it is quite worrying! ! Everyone: confidant, agree)
Xiao Qi: I am a genius with an IQ of 200. I am a good boy who loves exploration and science. For example, let's see if elephants and ants can match. What happens when Pepsi is mixed with ink and given to people? Draw a monkey on my classmate's face while sleeping, and write a love letter to the single teacher for 30 or 40 years (of course, the signature is not my name) ... As a result, many boys who liked me originally, but later saw me detour one by one. I can really say yes. All the men held up banners and shouted slogans in unison: We thought you were so gentle, but your appearance didn't conform to reality. We protested! You should be a gentle comfort. ...