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Counterpart crosstalk teacher: the script text of Scarab
20 14-06-05 reading: 70 times
Humorous sketches and: lines from the cross talk Scarab
Where were you when you were a child?
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(to the audience) Do you know why he is so attractive? One thousand hectares of land, one seedling. His father has four brothers. Although separated, they are all rich. His uncle's name is X Half City. Copyright xsxp.org.
What do you mean by B X half city? This article is from XSXP.ORG.
A is a city, half real estate and half real estate.
Listen to this.
A second uncle, a rich man in the countryside, is called X Qianqing; His uncle x million; His father called the old man. ...
b？
Jiawai
B You'd better not catch your breath here.
The four brothers are all rich, and he has few people in his life. Otherwise, how can he be called Xiaomiao? First, your uncle wants to adopt you.
Yes, it will last forever.
First, your second uncle will adopt you. Because of you, two brothers are guilty. Your uncle wants to work part-time, but your father won't give up. Four men have a son, and four old boys treat you as the boss.
B apex.
A pair of eyes.
B not eyes.
Brothers have four eyes and one eye.
Three blind people, one with only one eye.
One love is the apple of her eye, with only six wet nurses.
B six wet nurses, can I eat?
A didn't eat them all. There is also a doctor.
Dr. b what?
A you must check the milk.
Why is B still testing milk?
A this is very important. Every morning, every nurse squeezes out a small glass of milk. One side of the six small wine glasses is large, and the other side has a larger capacity. Put them on the scale, leave the heavy ones, but don't take the light ones. When I finished, I put it in the sun. After drinking, the doctor saw that there was blood in the milk and I couldn't eat it.
B why?
A it's called milk puree. You can't eat those with black spots.
B it's called ...
Nail fire milk. You can't eat clean water on the top.
B what?
A It's called gray milk.
B is more particular.
As soon as A can afford the oil skin, pick it out and throw it on the wall. It's like freezing, but he still can't eat.
B what?
It's called poisoned milk. Throw it on the wall. Wow! You can't eat it until it bottoms out.
B what?
A It's called pure milk.
How can I eat B?
A is the first one with great power; Second, I can afford the oil skin; Throw it on the wall and it will stop halfway. Good milk! This is for you to eat.
B Which of the six wet nurses has the best milk?
A None of the six wet nurses is better than your mother's. Your mother's milk is the best. Your mother's milk is too good for you to eat.
B why?
A Let your father squeeze it out and send it away in a bottle.
B I is a calf! Just now, I heard that six wet nurses breast-fed a child, which is outrageous.
A six is not all wet nurses. Some are watching you, others are fooling you.
B Call nanny and nurse.
At first glance, mom, nanny and even seven or eight footmen are coaxing you. You can't go too far. If I don't see you for ten minutes, your father will come to you.
B why?
A I'm afraid my subordinates will be angry with you. If you go to the temple fair and the market, your father will take you there himself. The gadget seller saw you and fell in love with you.
B why do you like it?
Here comes the round one. That year, your father took you to Dong 'an market to buy things. Your father led you personally, watching your mother, wet nurse and ordinary servant follow you, and two ordinary servants were carrying a basket.
Why are you carrying a basket?
Jiasheng's things. That doesn't count. Mom holds it, holds it.
Why did you buy these things?
A go home and invite children to play with you and show off a lot of your things.
B is really a black sheep.
At that time, A made the world famous. I bought it as soon as I entered the north gate. I spent more than 90 yuan in foreign exchange and haven't been to Dongan market yet.
B, it's not good to take money.
Up to now, I still remember that there was a street stall at the entrance of Dongan market yard. It was this gadget stall that made your father (Zhao) angry.
B what do you sell?
There is a foreign porcelain basin under the ground. There is a little water in it and a big pocket in the back. Take a few things out of your pocket and put them in a foreign porcelain basin.
B what the hell?
This thing has such a big head, four legs, a small tail and a long neck.
Uh-huh.
Nail green is real, and there are patterns on the lid.
B who sells beetles.
Hard cover, son of a bitch
B is that thing.
A You loved this when you were a kid. You can see from a distance that your tongue was not old and irregular at that time.
B I haven't spoken neatly yet.
Your father leads you. You smell like that.
What is that smell?
"Dad climbed up."
Well, why did dad climb? This is what I told my father: that thing climbed up.
A child speaks like this.
You connected the words, I don't want to hear them.
A Your father doesn't like this, and your father won't let me buy it: "Don't want that, that's dirty!" " "
B dirty.
"Dad is not dirty."
B keep saying that.
Your father said, "That bite." You said, "Dad doesn't bite."
B how ugly it is to say that!
A: Your father is Ning, but you went. You said you had to buy it. Your father said, "buy one. How to sell it? " Wow! This businessman is really amazing. They thought of home. This is called a good wife and son. You see, you are rich, and there are many servants carrying baskets. The baskets are full of things, and the wet nurse has them. Take them. Your father has a long beard. If you are so young, this must be your eldest son. Be smart, baby. When you meet this advocate, you make an offer and you run away. Among them (