Starting from the prelude to the music "Dae Jang Geum", Qin Shihuang made a palace-like style of play, putting his hands under his robe and taking small steps.
Samurai: (urgent) wrong!
Qin Shihuang stopped and hesitated. When the rewind sounded, Qin Shihuang quickly returned.
The movie Hero begins with a piece of music.
Qin Shihuang took four steps.
Everyone: (voice-over) There was Qin Shihuang of A Qin in the Qin Dynasty! The world is unified in the forefront! Zheng Chaogang! Zheng Chaogang!
Qin Shihuang: The first thing Zheng Chaogang did was to rectify the real estate market. I macro-control, I adjust interest rates, I rectify the real estate market, I squeeze the bubble. I squeeze ... I squeeze ... (in high spirits)
Samurai: There are assassins ~
Qin Shihuang: (depressed) Since I rectified the property market, someone has been assassinating me. Why so many? That's all he has! (Go to the other side of the stage and sit down)
Samurai: (hastily) Report ~ Report, Your Majesty, there is an audience outside. The man claimed to be anonymous and said that he had brought the heads of three assassins.
Qin Shihuang: Are you serious? Let's announce it quickly.
Samurai: Declare the unknown to the temple ~
Unknown stepped onto the runway and posed to shake hands with Qin Shihuang.
Unknown: Nice to meet you!
Qin Shihuang: Nice to meet you!
Unknown eager to embrace Qin Shihuang
Samurai: Don't be rude! (a push away nameless)
Unknown: (kneeling on one leg) See Your Majesty!
Qin Shihuang sat with the samurai standing behind him.
Qin Shihuang: No ceremony. Unknown, I ask you, did you really bring the assassin's head?
Unknown: Hi!
Qin Shihuang: Are you sure you are the head of three assassins? Don't lie to me with three pigs!
Samurai: Your Majesty, I can testify that the assassin's head has been sent to the chef.
Qin Shihuang: Good! Unknown, tell me the whole story.
Unknown: Yes, Your Majesty. The three assassins in the world are Sky, broken arrow and Fei Xue.
Disco music in the fashion show, stepping on the catwalk and entering in turn, posing.
Sky: I am the famous general who always wins real estate speculation-Sky! My characteristic is: I dare to speculate on any house, and I can get money for any house! (posture)
Canjian: (holding a folding fan to open the sky) I am the first of the three assassins-(opening the folding fan and writing the word "development") Canjian, a giant in the development field! My motto is: build your own building and let others fire it!
Xue Fei: (clapping) My husband is a stickler for his own opinions, and real estate development is just a masterpiece. I'm Xue Fei, the gold medal agent! (Singing, Fairy Tune) You develop it, I sell the house ... (White) Husband-(Chorus with Canjian) You and I are like mandarin ducks, flying with me to the property market ~ ~ ~ (They hold hands and look at each other affectionately).
Everyone: Oh ~ ~
Unknown: (Interviewed by the audience) Ladies and gentlemen, as the boss of the real estate industry, talk about your views on the current property market.
Sky, broken arrow, Fei Xue: (grabs the microphone) I said I said I said I said I said I said I said. ...
Qin Shihuang: (stands up to clean up the crowd) Okay, okay, you treat me like a decoration! Unknown, these three assassins have been mixed up in the property market for many years, all of them have been through many battles and have high martial arts. How could you kill them?
The crowd retreated to the platform.
Unknown: Your Majesty, because they think I'm also an assassin in A Qin. In fact, I'm loyal to your Majesty-I'm undercover. On that day, I faced the sky alone. ...
Changkongshang
Sky: (looking at the sky indifferently, reciting poems) Today's moon is really round, and sometimes it is not. Why is it so round today? Because it's too round ... huh? Is the shadow in the moon a new property? Call Fei Longjun and Nie Haisheng tomorrow and ask them to line up for me first ... Alas! (shaking his head)
Unknown: Why does Brother Tian sigh?
Sky: Alas! It's all because of this damn rule The next moment I thought that there were more than a dozen houses locked up, I was filled with emotion and full of poetry. Exactly: the property market is uninformed and stuck everywhere. The voice of regulation at night, how much the house price has fallen. Back in those days, I swam around the rivers and lakes with the sword in the sky, and everywhere I went, the property market was red all the way. Do you know how to cut off water in Cambridge? As soon as I made a move, the house price quadrupled. The property market is rising. Who am I? (modeling)
Anonymous carried out an assassination in the back.
Sky: (turning around slowly, fingers unclear) You, you, you ... (falling to the ground)
Unknown: Hum, if our media didn't fan the flames, how could you make waves? Want to take the lead? (Picking up the sword in the sky and kicking it) Sorry, I'm undercover.
Canjianshang
Canjian: (seeing the body in the air, waving his sword in surprise, nameless) You ... you are undercover.
Canjian nameless slow-motion martial arts
Feixueshang
Xue Fei: Why did you kill each other?
Unknown, remnant sword: (pointing to the other side) He is undercover!
Xue Fei: Who is undercover?
Unknown, remnant sword: him!
Xue Fei: Stop it. As usual.
The remnant sword goes around the nameless, and then punches.
Unknown, remnant sword: (singing) Two little bees fly to the flowers, fly, fly. ...
Qin Shihuang: Stop it! Who won in the end?
Unknown: Haha, it's a minister, because fools in broken arrow only know scissors.
Canjian: (Raise your hand for a V-shaped victory) Yeah!
Qin Shihuang: What happened later?
Xue Fei: Canjian, so you are undercover. (Stabbing the residual sword, the residual sword can't dodge, but winning the sword) Husband! Why didn't you fight back?
Can Jian: Because ... because ... because you stabbed too fast! ! (hands covering the wound and falling to the ground)
Xue Fei: Husband. ...
Unknown opportunity sneak attack, snow fell to the ground.
Unknown: Haha! In this way, I annihilated all the assassins. Ha ha ha ha!
Qin Shihuang: Hahaha ... Wuming, you are lying to me! !
Unknown: Why did your Majesty say that?
Qin Shihuang: (getting up) Because I have seen broken arrow. That day, I was thinking about the trend of world real estate, when I suddenly heard the wind rustling and saw the broken sword flying in from the window. ...
The remnant sword is on the flying shape.
Canjian: (Sword refers to Qin) I'm here to assassinate you. (Qin Shihuang ignored) I'm here to assassinate you. (Qin Shihuang ignored) I'm here to assassinate you. (Qin Shihuang still ignores me) Please don't ignore me. I'm here to assassinate you.
Qin Shihuang: (looking at the broken sword contemptuously) How depressing!
Canjian: Why are you depressed?
Qin Shihuang: You are called the biggest developer in Qin State, aren't you?
Canjian: Yes.
Qin Shihuang: Wrong! The biggest developer of Qin is me! Do you want me to fight everywhere and unify the whole country just to have more land to develop? I made a plan: to lay a solid foundation for the state of Qi and build a big theme park, which will be explained by Laozi, Confucius and Zhuangzi; Take Zhao, for example, to build a large entertainment city in Handan. Shi, The Story Of Diu Sim and Yang Guifei all came to be flower escorts. As for Chu, the climate is pleasant and it is most suitable for real estate development.
Canjian: You really deserve to be the king. Development is based on the country, full of domineering! Then what are you depressed about?
Qin Shihuang: Depressed. You don't know, my favorite concubine's father runs a real estate company and specializes in helping me speculate on land. I also need to earn some money to pay for the expenses of so many ladies. But these days, my favorite princess has been bothering me every day, saying that her investment in her father's place was beaten by Shui Piao, saying when it was out of control and when she would let me into her bedroom. I'm depressed.
Canjian: Your Majesty, you and I are really in the same boat!
Qin Shihuang: So we watched the stars, the moon and drank together.
Qin Shihuang, the remnant sword: (singing in circles) The sea laughs at the waves on both sides ... (Qin Shihuang pushes the remnant sword off the stage)
Qin Shihuang: So you lied to me when you said that broken arrow could only produce scissors, because that fool could only produce stones. So I guess what happened at that time was like this. ...
The dance music "In fact, you don't understand my heart" began, and broken arrow Feixue danced on the side.
Canjian: Wife, I don't want to stab Qin.
Xue Fei: Why? Isn't Qin Shihuang bad enough for you and me? I haven't sold a house for a long time! In the last gold medal intermediary competition, I couldn't get good results, so I had to use some stimulants, and as a result, I was disqualified. It's really worse than Sun Yingjie.
Broken sword: Qin Shihuang can't be killed. What he has in mind is not a real estate, but a real estate all over the world.
Xue Fei: (sword drawn) Since we can't convince each other, come on, PK.
Broken arrow: (sword drawn) PK is PK! As usual.
Flying snow breaks the sword circle, and then punches.
Fei Xue, broken arrow: (singing) Two little bees fly into the flowers, fly, fly. ...
Broken arrow throws stones, flying snow throws cloth, and flying snow sword kills broken arrow.
Xue Fei: Honey, how can you just throw stones!
Canjian: (open hand) I want to authorize you to sell a new building (fall to the ground)
Xue Fei: Honey, I was wrong ~ (pulls out my sword and falls to the ground)
Qin Shihuang: Then, you will bring their heads to me, right? hahahaha ...
Unknown: hahahaha ... no! Actually, I came to kill you! (Sword refers to Qin)
Qin Shihuang: You are unknown to this small media. You're just my undercover. Why did you kill me?
Unknown: Once, I had a house in my hand. At that time, house prices soared, and I didn't throw them away. Now that the house price has plummeted, I regret it. I used to be loyal to you, but I am uncompromising. You say you want to develop, I'll beat gongs and drums. I'm nervous when you say you want to rectify. But boss, I'm depressed, too. That house is my wife's investment. She said when I could go home after I sold it. Excuse me, boss, who told you what to control? (Sword Stabs Qin Shihuang)
Qin Shihuang: (dodging sideways) Haha, your sword can kill the flying snow, but it can't kill me. (A backhand sword kills Unknown, and Unknown falls to the ground)
Qin Shihuang: (raising his fist) The world is at peace ~
Samurai: (voiceover) There are assassins ~
Qin Shihuang: (covering his ears with his hand) I can't stand it anymore! (sudden retreat)
"News Network" music begins.
Samurai: (Going to the center of Taiwan to spread the "imperial edict") Fengtian Shipping, the emperor said: From the year of Xu Bing, stop macro-control and vigorously develop the real estate market. I admire that.
All the actors stood in a curtain call.
All: I wish the property market prosperity in 2006, and the financial resources are rolling in ~