Good evening, everyone, and welcome to Changhang 10 "Super College Students" program. I'm Xiao Ran. Today, we invited three contestants to our scene. In this program, we will evaluate their performance and finally award them the title of' super college students'. Let's welcome the contestants
D, M: (On the stage) We are super boys.
X: You are the legendary SB group that everyone loves, bloom has a falling flower and the workshop car has a flat tire. Welcome to visit.
Hello (shaking hands with Dong Zi)
D: The host is so handsome.
X: Thank you. (shaking hands with the Russian)
M: Thank you, host.
D: Oh, I don't know where I am. The stool was split. Moderator, let's get started. We are all very busy.
M: They are all celebrities.
X: I'm sorry, there is still one player who is not present.
D: who is it? Too slow. .
Z: Good evening, everyone. Wow, this host is awesome.
X: Thank you.
Z: Do you think I am handsome?
X: Eh. . . . . .
Z: No, no, don't answer. Your eyes tell me everything. Here you are.
X: Thank you.
D: Oh, you said you were so jealous that you came out to scare people and let people live.
Why do you think he looks so embarrassed?
D: Moderator, let's get started.
Z: Where did all this come from? Looks like a triad.
All right, all three contestants are here. Let's officially start the program.
Dog, Monkey, Monkey: Oh, yes. .
X: Let's play the first part of the competition. Let's invite the contestants to show themselves. Please welcome the first contestant.
Hello, I'm Dong Zi. Many people know that my family comes from Inner Mongolia. Now I say hello to you in Inner Mongolia dialect. Nice to meet you.
Z: Is this Inner Mongolia dialect?
D: I'm all set. Well, long flight and long flight are both great. The campus sports meeting is well organized. Handsome guys run around, beautiful women run around. There are a variety of meals in the dining hall, so you can eat enough every day. Advanced teaching concept. Teachers are hard to find in the world. Foreign countries are very chaotic. Black people are leaders. As soon as the flu was driven away, the cold wave harassed us again. Looking at the world situation, this is the best. Thank you. Yesterday, my uncle who died for many years called me and said, "Who won't vote for me today? Let's talk to him tonight." . . . .
x； Ok, please welcome contestant number two (pointing to the Russian)
Hello, my name is Maozai. At the age of three, I know thousands of words; at the age of five, I recite Tang poems; at the age of seven, I master four books and five classics; at the age of eight, I master poetry and songs. I can put pen to paper, and I can mount a horse and practice martial arts. Beauty and wisdom coexist, and heroes and chivalry coexist.
d； Oh, will you stop blowing? You think you're Lv Xiucai.
m； Don't make so much noise Today I bring you a poem of my own, which is also a piece of advice. When you enter the university, you should remember that interpersonal communication is strong, and you can always be a younger brother without hard work.
x； Ok, please welcome (gesturing to Madden)
Z: Hello, ladies and gentlemen. My stage name is Madden, and my name is Madden. Everyone says I am handsome, but in fact I think I am handsome, too. . . .
D: Come on, are you handsome like an old demon in Montenegro?
Can you keep quiet? I don't even like working with you. Actually, I am a singer born and raised in China Southern Airlines. I'm here today to sing a high song for everyone. I hope you like it. Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat
Oh, dear. . .
Z: Actually, I'm just a sheep.
D: Moderator, can we not arrange it?
M: Why is this still singing?
Z: I'm so excited today. My voice was hoarse at first. They all recite poems to everyone, and I am no exception. I recite a poem to express my attachment to our school, and each sentence contains a scenic spot of our school. There is a saying: I saw the light before the big event, I was injured in the track and field, I carried a gun in Confucius Square, and I drank soup in the swimming pool. Thank you. (Sit down) I don't scare my uncle like some people do. Who should I scare?
x； Ok, thank you. After your wonderful introduction, I think you have a preliminary understanding of them. Now, please let our public jury vote for the mascots of the athletes they support. Please welcome (public comment)
Volkswagen: Russian, you are so talented.
m； Thank you, thank you.
Volkswagen; Man, I love you so much.
Z: I love you too. . .
Volkswagen: Oh, I heard that you are still a singer?
z； That's not true.
Volkswagen: Not as good as me. (Give the mascot to Dong Zi)
What are you talking about?
Just a moment, please. Why did you give the mascot to Dong Zi?
Volkswagen: Actually, it's a long story. Look at that. How can my uncle be better? You really found me at night. I'm killing myself.
X: OK, thank you. After your self-introduction, let's go to the next part of the competition and have a talk (three contestants and the host make gestures together).
M: This is the second thing.
X: OK, first of all, the first topic we talk about is about skipping classes.
D: Gee, I'm always good at skipping classes.
X: You are very good at this.
M: We are all good at it.
x； Really?
D: There is a theory of playing truant. Confucius once said: There is no such thing as truancy. If more people skip classes and get caught, it will become a theory.
Z: Is this what the' son' said?
Dong Zi is illiterate.
D: Our theory is: take freedom as the center, adhere to the three basic principles of wanting to escape, knowing how to escape and daring to escape, and solve the two basic problems of when to learn and how to escape. Generally speaking, the big goal is to escape if you want, and to escape if you want. thank you
M: Although I run in the morning, in the afternoon and at night, I have to run if I can, and I have to run if I can't create it.
D: please remember; Our principles are erudition and firmness.
Z: And remember, if you go in the wrong direction, going forward means going back.
X: OK, OK. Let's call it a day. Let's talk about the next topic, which is about love.
D: Oh, I asked the right person. I'm always good at it.
X: You are good at it again.
m； Oh, you are in love.
Will you stop talking? What's wrong with my appearance? It's over: no matter how ugly you are, you have to fall in love. The world is full of love.
M: I met his girlfriend. This girl looks like a water tank.
D: what do you mean? Your date looks like a water tank.
M: Then you say that the length, width and height are all equal, but what is a water tank?
D: That thing is the same in length, width and height, so it can't be made into a water cube.
Man: Moderator, don't tell him.
X: Well, you say.
M: I am a mature man. I don't believe in love at all now. Love is like a blind man and a bicycle in my eyes.
X: What do you mean?
Man: Love is blind and unreliable. . . . I planted a bunch of girlfriends in spring, but now it's autumn, and nothing has come.
X: Oh. .
D: Oh, host, don't listen to him.
X: Hmm.
That was a thing of the past. Falling in love is like stumbling in front of the toilet.
X: What do you mean?
D: if you're not careful, you won't be far from shit. . . Zi also said that falling in love is like running 100 meter in front of the toilet.
x； How can I put it?
D: The faster you run, the closer you get to shit.
Why are your words so dirty? Can I eat something else?
D: Confucius said: Yes, love will jump off a building.
X: Why?
D: The longer the process, the worse the death.
Zhang: Well, it's over. Moderator, I believe in love. I think dating should be serious. I believe that one day, your name will appear in my household registration book. . . . . (staring at the host)
D: (holding Madden's hand and looking at him) Oh, I'm so touched. (Turning to the host) Host, let's change the topic quickly. The more you talk, the more annoying and boring you are.
X: OK, OK. After the wonderful discussion, let's take a look at their support rate at the Changhang Forum. At present, the first contestant is our No.3 contestant Madden. . .
Z: Thank you. Thank you.
X: OK, I hope to keep working hard.
D: just him, just him; Moderator, he doesn't even talk about super college students and personal hygiene. He hasn't washed his feet for a week.
M: He doesn't take a bath for a year.
D: Cockroaches are running around under the bed.
Playing cards with the dorm is cheating?
M: People never give money to bring food.
What are you talking about? What's going on here? Moderator, this paragraph has been cut off and cannot be broadcast, and it is a malicious personal attack. What are you talking about?
Xu: Director, don't pinch it. The ratings are too high. Let's enter the last link of the competition, the life and death express. . .
Man: Why, why is there a life and death express?
D: I am desperate.
X: The so-called life-and-death express means rushing to answer questions.
M: Answer first, then answer, life and death express. It was really scary.
D: Gee, I'm always good at grasping answers.
X: I have your specialties.
m； Only you are good at it.
X: OK, let's listen to the first question. Here's the question. Let me imitate a voice. Guess what animal it is. Sheep cry
D: Oh, it's so similar, so similar. . Brother Zeng
Z, m: who is it?
D: It's too much like "You are a Leo when you are alone, baa."
M: They are talking about animals.
Z: Brother Zeng is not an animal either.
D: Brother Zeng is like a wolf in my heart. Why?
Z: What a mess.
X: The correct answer to this question is sheep.
Oh, dear. . . .
Ok, please listen to the second question, which is a historical issue. Remove the leaves of cabbage and hit a historical figure.
(Dong Zi and Russian stand up and answer with both hands)
Z: Liu Bang, remove the remaining cabbage leaves, Liu Bang.
M: I agree
D: Liu Yibang and Tong, did you two grow up with Sanlu milk powder? That thing is obvious, cabbage leaves, Liu Laogen, leaving roots.
M: They are talking about historical figures.
Z: Who taught all this?
X: The correct answer to this question is Liu Bang.
Did you hear that?
Oh, dear. . .
X: Well, there is one last question. I hope you can seize the last chance. This problem is an action problem. I'll do the action, and the player can guess what campus sport it is.
M: Ping-ping.
(Dong Zi's hair pushed down)
What are you talking about? I wonder why your IQ is so low. One by one. .
Obviously, the host occupied a seat.
X: How can it be a seat occupation?
D: Oh, you don't know the host.
X: Ah.
D: That guy, I got up after six o'clock in the morning and tied this pile of books. One class, one seat, two seats, three seats, first row, second row, third row and fourth row. It's not a seat. What is it? Host.
X: Hmm.
Moderator, can I have a small request?
X: Well, you say.
D: Can you stop me from following two idiots PK? The price is too low.
Who are you calling a fool?
Xu: Well, unfortunately, the correct answer to this question is table tennis.
Did you hear that, fool? Did you hear that?
D: there is something wrong with the problem. There is no such problem. Campus sports.
X: It depends on me.
Z: Still blame others.
X: Well, our game has ended so far, and our staff are counting the results. Let's take a break. There is an advertisement break.
Are you still worried about getting caught playing basketball?
Z: Are you still worried about standing in line with girls every time you queue up?
Man: Do you want to be taller?
Z, m, d:' n times higher' promotes growth and increases benefits.
X, M: No matter you, me or him (pointing to Dong Zi).
Actually, I'm only twelve years old.
X: it's advertising time; Ok, welcome back. This is the most exciting moment. I announce that the final winner of this year's "Super College Students" is the Russian hair. (The Russian was so excited that he fell off the stool), please ask the winner to give his acceptance speech.
M: I won this prize in my dream yesterday, but I didn't expect it to come true. First of all, I want to thank my parents, Changhang and the instructor for giving me this opportunity. I am ready, too.
Ah, the long voyage is incredible.
Oh, that's my manuscript.
X: I'm a little nervous. I'm sorry
Ah, that's right; Ah, today is a good day, winter is coming, the north wind is biting, and osmanthus is floating. The birds are twittering. Changhang is my alma mater, handsome in men and beautiful in women. Dreams fly here, we grow up here, life sets sail here, and it takes four years to sharpen a sword. Long-distance elites are brave in pioneering and practicing; A person watching me strut, go forward bravely; Quality construction, seeing that I am at the forefront of the world, thank you.
Xu: Actually, we are all' super college students'. Well, this year's' super college students' selection contest has come to a successful conclusion. Thank you all.