1, Grandpa, be good at home.
2. Watermelon swing ~ ~
I want to eat standing up.
4. Are you here to perform crying?
Dad, I want to play with spiders.
6. I 1999 years old, your demo ...
7. Then I will die of heat!
8. Dad, Spider ~ ~
9. Dad, say out loud that you love me.
10, I'm going to the top!
1 1, it has been following us! Yeah! Why? Because ... who's having sex with who!
12, you are my father anyway!
13, Dad, how are we going to sleep? We, uh, slept in the bed. ...
14, Dad, I think everything you cook is delicious.
15, dad is changing pants!
16, "Help me with my basket ...". Go, every day, go ... "
17, you are not good, don't bite. ...
18, Dad, can I fart?
19, I'm afraid I won't listen without my mother.
20. Don't take my yellow with you.
2 1, Ang, it's steamed bread, not meat buns. ...
22. Jimmy Lin: "What do you think of Sister Tian?" Kimi: "Super sweet!"
23. Tiantian: I don't want him to keep filming me. He's not filming you. They're filming me. Tian Tian: But the camera was clearly pointed at me. It's clearly pointing at me!
24. What's your name? My name is Tian Liang. I am a star!
25, I don't drop powder? !
The second stage:
1, Sean: We went to 100 today. Tian Tian: I don't remember either.
I'm going to change clothes now. Wang Shiling: You need my father's permission to visit my home.
Cindy: Did Dad like to pinch his feet when he was a child? Tian Liang: Dad doesn't have your bad habits. I don't like being stingy anyway.
4. Kimi: (taking a bath) How handsome!
5. Wang Yuelun: (getting lost at breakfast) Where did it come from?
Sean: (taking a shower) Come here. Tian Tian: Shut the door, or you will be caught. (After a while) Dad, don't worry, I'm coming. Underwear! Sean: Keep your voice down, silly boy.
Sean: What are we doing at seven o'clock? Either 186 or 168.
8. Wang Yuelun: Losing the game = no food. Will be hungry!
9. Jimmy Lin: Don't go there, don't go there! Tian Tian's here! Kim: Let's go and see interesting houses.
10, Stone: Do you cook here?
1 1, Tian Liang: Let one person make noodles.
12, Kimi: Dad, what are you doing? This is so big (huge dumpling skin)
13, Sean: How to repackage this thing? How can I wrap the stuffing in? (Dough and stuffing are ready) Do you know?
Tian Tian: Its stuffing is great, but it's a little too spicy. Sean: Let's not talk about this shortcoming.
Tian Liang: Daddy's here! What are you doing? I have to take care of you now (subtitle: kind dad)
16, Stone: Why do my sheep always stay? Tian Tian: My sheep always walks.
Cindy: Dad! I also want to drink beer. Tian Liang: Children can't drink.
Guo Tao: Will you take part in this project again? Si Tong: I'm in. Guo Tao: Come as soon as you attend. We are going home, or you can wait outside! It's time to rest at night.
19, Sean: If you are the village head now, come and stand and gather! (Rolling on the bed in flower underpants, then standing up) Yes, village head, what kind of children do you like? Tian Tian: I prefer obedient ones.
20. Cindy: Happy birthday to Dad. Tian Liang: This is the first gift that Dad received.
The third question:
1, Guo Tao: There are no pyramids, only deserts. Si Tong: There must be pyramids.
Tian Liang: (in an ostentatious manner) She can't live without me. (Glancing at Cindy, Cindy rolls her eyes) Don't you agree? Who is crying there?
3. dads: look at how much money there is. (Only out of 50 yuan, the group was amazed! )
Sean: (Sean and his son buy vegetables) Please sell me one! (Father and son's eyes are shining. ) the boss can't cope: take it to eat! Sean: Thank you. (Father and son show off in an ostentatious manner)
5. Everyday: Roast duck (staring at the roast duck) I really can't forget the roast duck. Sean: The roast duck has forgotten you.
6. (Buy fish) Boss: 4 pieces of dead fish and 8 pieces of live fish. Sean: Our family is out of water, so save water. You lied to them.
7. Jimmy Lin: (Buying fish) The boss is cheaper. Boss: 2.50 yuan. Now the price has gone up. Kimi: How about 4.50 yuan if it's cheaper (successful bargaining)?
8. (Eat Wuren moon cake) Delicious, Kimi is really delicious.
Guo Tao: Do you have instant noodles? Stone: I like instant noodles best, 2 packets and 3 packets. Guo Tao: Not enough. Stone: 4 packs, 5 packs. Guo Tao: Not enough, not enough. 8 packs
10, Wang Yuelun: How much is it altogether? Boss: 4 yuan. Wang Yuelun: A little cheaper. What about 4.5 yuan? Boss: 4 yuan, why give me 4.5 yuan!
1 1, (Tian Liang buys seasoning) Boss: Seasoning? Tian Liang: I'll buy that big plate of chicken, that seasoning, potatoes, chicken ... Cindy: Dad buys some meat (family killer, seasoning and meat).
12, Wang Yuelun: (Buy instant noodles) I want to eat, too. When the father and daughter left, several people followed. Wang Shiling: She said I was a big star. I am a little princess, and I want to buy some meat.
13, Kimi: I want to rake. Cindy: There is no place to rake. ...
14, Guo Tao: (Wang Yuelun bends down) Shaolin Temple's martial arts is over! Your waist skills are good, and Shaolin Temple is good, right?
15, (What gift do you want) Kimi: Altman's eggs are gone. Wow, this cake is delicious. She met a group of little penguins who said they could eat, sleep and fight peas. ...
16, Wang Shiling: There are horns on the head, horns. I don't know anyone, I don't know how many secrets I have, bird, what are you singing?
The fourth question:
1, Stone: Will it call me mom? (of hatched chicks)
2. Sean: Give it a name! Everyday: Quiet. Sean: (angrily) Ji Jing is your mother!
3. Tian Liang: There is no bathing suit here, otherwise I would jump down to catch fish. ...
4.KIMI: Hey, it's not delicious, is it? It's not delicious, is it It's not delicious, is it
5. Daily life: Give me mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration ~ ~
6. Tiantian: I found a chicken!
Guo Tao: I'll deal with you later! (Say that big white chicken)
8. Against Fodabai Chicken: Giggle ~
Wang Dao: Wang Shiling, have you forgotten what your mother said? Don't eat so much. You can't eat so much. Tian Tian: (crying unhappily) I won't eat after eating these!
10, the chicken hit the tree, and Tian Liang hit the chicken.
1 1, I'm hatching eggs.
12, [Chicken] said: I want to find my mommy!
13, what a big fish.
14, Wang Yuelun: If someone touches an egg, hit him in the face and laugh to death.
15, the fish has a nosebleed and it is angry.
16, village head: You give him a name. Eggs.
17, Angela's sister is going to hug! Sister Angela is going to hold it! Sister Angela is going to hold it!
18, Tian Tian wants to dress the chicken. Subtitle Jun: streaking all day.
The fifth question:
1, fix mom's peerless elegance, even if you drop out of Koga one day, I can take you to the heat!
2, snoring like a pig ~
Don't let others know that we are superman!
4, this is a good opportunity to play handsome!
5. Life is a practice. ...
Wang Shiling: Dad, I'm going to fly on a swan for a while! Wang Yuelun: No! Wang Shiling: Why? Wang Yuelun: You are too heavy! Wang Shiling: Not heavy!
7. Everyday: Welcome to "Where is Dad?" broadcast by 999 Ganmaoling and Children's Cold Medicine?
Tian Liang: The one upstairs, the horse smells so long! Right?
9. We are the first.
10, staff: Wang Dao, going the wrong way. ...
1 1, it is so high every day, and Sean is so melancholy. ...
12, you love not only picking your feet but also smelling the soles of your shoes. ...
13, (when making a wish every day) tell dad not to nag so much. ...
14, Xiao Zhi: kimi, you and I are wearing the same clothes. Jimmy: It's not cool. Xiao Zhi: You'll catch a cold. Jimmy: Not handsome!
15, age-reducing artifact ~
16, Wang Yuelun: (state the contents on the task card) Can you do it? Tian Tian: (firmly) Mm-hmm. Wang Yuelun: OK, then you go. Tian Tian: Dad, what? Wang Yuelun:% #&@ ￡ * ...
17, don't let others know our discretion.
18, Stone: The mansion is dead.
19, Cindy: My father fell into the water.
20. Is it interesting? Meaning. Is it interesting? meaning ...
2 1, put a gift. Put a present. Put a gift, put a gift.
22. Hey, Stone, you should bring your Chinese homework and math homework.
23, at least mixed with fashion!
I want to be a Transformers. ...
Guo Tao: This is the coolest face I have ever washed in my life!
26, reverse the sleeping phase of all beings!
27. Happiness will hit you. ...
28. That's my memory!
29. Is there really something here that we don't have in Beijing? ...
30, because I know my father wants the 5th ... because my father and I have the same heart!
3 1, sing sweet goose to heaven. White hair floating green water, lodging birds pair @%&; .
32. Everyday: What's the smell? Si Tong: Smelly shit. ...
33, a big family, awesome, too awesome. ...
If I smoke in this house, everyone will gather at my house for dinner! chafing dish ...
This is a private grassland with a private vegetable garden. ...
Wang Dao: The pig is talking to you.
37. Dad Liang, have you ever walked the red carpet? Everyday: Don't walk the red carpet. Dad Liang: Then why did you bring a suit? Tian Tian: Play handsome, now is the best chance to play handsome!
38. Tiantian: Which is the fifth one? Sean: I can't bear to look straight at it.
39. Everyday: Let's celebrate! Let's celebrate! Village head: Are you satisfied with your house? Tian Tian (roar loud): Satisfied!
40. Show us what pig feed is in our trash can every day!
4 1, you go forward, Dad Lin, it's blocked, Dad Wang, it's blocked, what's the situation?
42. Tian Tian: Mom says I look terrible in this hat! Wang Yuelun: But Mom isn't here!
This tall man sometimes has to live in a low house. ...
44. The stone laughed off a front tooth! Subtitle: It looks like Grandma Baiyun's smile.
45. Cindy: I like Brother Stone. Si Tong: I like you, too. Why don't I stand here with you?
The sixth question:
1, the little girl can't stand changing clothes!
2. Ah, no, no, no need for washing powder. Thank you, grandma!
3, corn can be fried in the pot, you can eat popcorn!
4. Lu Zi ~ ~
5. Oh, my God ~ ~
6. I used to like to eat lotus roots. I'll try it later!
7. Auntie, can you help me unbutton my buttons?
8. Cindy: I am a great hero! Tian Tian: You are superwoman!
9. Brother, I mean no harm!
10, your stinking father's hand ...
1 1, I don't want to go, I don't want my father to go with me!
12. As soon as I turned around, my father disappeared.
13, everyday, you are a boy, Cindy, be a girl!
14, did you eat at home?
15, I ... live well.
16, four and a half kilograms? Round to five kilograms!
This is our pepper!
Tian Tian: Shall we go together? (To Tian Liang) Uncle Jimmy Lin? Tian Liang: .......
19, I am little black rice, and my father is big black rice!
20, close the door, close the door quickly. Turn off the light.
2 1, emphasizing gender attributes. Not in the same space.
22. My father fell into the water again!
23. Sandy: I go to my brother's house for dinner every day. ...
I can't see my father until I finish my task.
25. The fish didn't wake up either.
26.kimi~ get up! There are toys here!
27. All the beautiful women in Sean have the same hairstyle. Wang Dao smoked cooking ~ ing ~
28, Sendi, dad is short of everything, find more things to come back, although dad can't.
29. Don't make my brother angry!
30, the quality is not enough, the quantity is enough!
3 1, Tian Liang: My scissors feet are locked.
32. Daily: Is there any eggplant at home? Aunt: Shoes. Tian Tian: This is eggplant. Aunt: What shoes? Every day: ...
33. Why did you lose your wheat … You lost weight!
34. We should cooperate well in the future. Sean, I'll be in charge of cooking in the future. Tell Tian Liang every day that you are responsible for falling into the water …
Can I wear my brother's hat?
36. Every day: I have a good life …
37. I'm here to drop in! I'll pay more for the accommodation next time.
38. Wang: Jimmy ~ Where's your father? K: I don't know. I have been looking for it just now.
39. Wang Dao: This fish is very fresh. Don't say it's really fresh. Film crew: Wang Dao, the pot is still boiling.
40. Stone Dad: What's that? Si Tong: Pants. Dad Stone: Whose pants are these? Si Tong: Mine. Dad Stone: Then why is it on it? Stone: hanging ...
4 1, Cindy: I go to my brother's house for dinner every day. ...
42. Tianma: Then it is heavier to put the food in her basket before you come back. Q _ Q I think so.
You've lost weight, Wang Shiling.
44. I want my dog to hold it for me.
45. It rained three times in our house!
The seventh issue:
1, subtitle: (Boss Tian Liang quickly enters the state) Raise your hand: children, vegetable seller. You can lower the price and negotiate.
I stepped on my fish, I stepped on my fish.
3. Jimmy: (crying) That's our way home.
4. Jimmy Lin: 7 kg. Tian Liang: (boldly) Six catties. Guo Tao stay aside.
5. Jimmy Lin: (Holding up the pumpkin) Does anyone buy a pumpkin? Come on, come on. Turn around and ask: How much is this?
6, stone: (father and son partner) five peppers.
7. People who buy food: one piece, one piece, one piece. Guo Tao: (holding up two fingers) Two, two, two!
8. (Jimmy Lin sells lotus roots) Subtitle: Buy lotus roots and send baskets!
9. Fish that can chat with you ~
10, Sean: Does anyone buy a bucket? Five dollars ~
1 1, Sean: (Picking up Tian Tian, joking) Does anyone buy children? Son, cry!
12, (the bus is coming) Tian Liang pulls Cindy's hand and runs and says: Women with the same wind are fast! We can't let it get away!
13, Jimmy Lin: The way home is just ahead.
14, (riding a bike with vegetables): I dropped the vegetables, my Chinese cabbage!
15, Guo Tao: (Before the dish falls) Subtitle: So handsome ~ I feel like I'm first-class!
16, daily: (I perm my hair for fear that my father will worry) Sorry!
17, (Angle chose a rotten house and looked around it. Subtitle Jun: I think it's not bad. I have no antipathy to shabby environment. Move a stool to eat)
18, (while cooking) Wang Dao said anxiously: The egg is coming soon.
19, Wang Dao: I have been down for several times, and I feel that she is very adaptable to the environment. In this respect, she is not refined at all. The simplest thing in her world is that she thinks fun is the most important thing, which makes me feel particularly happy.
The eighth question:
1, Dad, I'm too thin. I can put on more weight!
2. Are you crazy?
3. Xiaotian's son ...
4. Every day! Are you out of your mind?
5. Yue Lun ~ You are great!
6, you love me, I love you, love each other!
7. Do you have such a daughter in your family? He's just rather fragile. ...
8. Do you want Dad to spend more time with you? Stay with mom!
9. Moridi cried and said: I am also very powerful!
10, where is the big box? -stone: "big box, big box, I'll do it."
1 1. Washing vegetables is a simple matter.
12, Wang Yuelun: "Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe"
13. If you dare to leave this door, don't try to come in. This is not your door.
14, do you want pears? Do you want pears?
15, sometimes love me, I love you.
16, let me help you, grandpa.
17, I will be your father for half a day.
18. Every time my father goes out, I worry about whether he will come back.
19, mom comes first, I come second and he comes third.
20.Kimi hit me. Hit me.
2 1, monster, monster
22. Tian Tian: Grandma, when will your son come home? Grandma: I have two daughters ... Tian Tian: Grandma, when will your son come home? Grandma: ...
23.kimi, do you want to drink grandma?
24. Stone is still at home waiting for my fried rice with eggs.
25. My daughter has a soft spot for him (everyday dad).
26. I haven't exploded yet!
27. Dad kissed his mother when he got married.
Wang Shiling: My father went out naked.
29. Dad fainted on the boat ... Dad threw up! ……
Eat radish. I want them all to eat my radish.
The ninth question:
1, I like models!
2. Put the village chief in the basket!
3, eat! Sleep! Fight peas!
4. Girl: Dad, do pigs snore? Karen: Pigs can't snore, and neither can Dad. Girl: pigs snore! Karen: Good boy, pigs don't snore. Girl: (resolutely) fight!
5, I don't want the village head, throw the village head in the basket ~
6. I want to fly higher!
7. I want to play with my brother Tian Tian.
8. I only like models. I want to sleep with Sean.
9. Sandy: I just want to borrow a pair of socks.
/kloc-0 0 Actually, I didn't wash my hands just now.
1 1 Happy birthday, Grandma. ...
12, hello big black cow
Tian Tian: Thank you for bringing me here today.
14, kimi: Who are we facing? Tian Tian: Dad, help me!
15, I want to sleep with my father every day!
16, Sendi: Grandma, I wish you good health. The more you cry, the younger you get. (dialect)
17, children's highway, really children's highway.
People are still cruel.
How about 19? How does it taste? really not so ...
20. Heimi said happily, "Welcome kimi to play".
2 1, Grandpa, you should all be fine.
22. Tian Tian: Oh ~ I see ... It's my father in the red hat. ...
23. Black rice: I want eggs, too. ...
24. (Mori Disc) During the day: I want to play with my brother every day.
25. Evening: I want to sleep with Tian Tian's father.
26. What should I do? I won't kill ~
27. The chicken misses her father: wearing a hat, red.
Cindy: I don't want to sleep with you. Jimmy Lin: It's no use crying!
29. What does Uncle play? Uncle plays sports!
30. The legs are white, shiny and fleshy.
3 1, Niu Lao: moo ~. Shi Ling: Dad, I heard a strange noise! Dad, come and help me!
32. Dad, can I have some loach?
33. My washed feet are clean.
34. I want to dig sweet potatoes ... dig sweet potatoes ...
35. Stone: Grow up happily ...
1. Please please.
Sorry, dad loves you more than I do.
3. Hello, brother
Joe, do you want it?
I want to go home and tell my mother.
I will never forgive you again.
7. Brother, if you want to forgive me, you should walk slowly.
8. Dad, don't forgive me more than my brother.
9. I think pink is super beautiful
10. Brother, you just kept shaking and hit me. You didn't apologize to me.
1 1. There is no watermelon.
12. Don't cry or make trouble, be obedient and filial.
13. If he doesn't want it, he will still lose it.
14. I can eat it, too
15. I am also very angry. I clean the room with Duoduo.