Everyone thought hard, from morning until the moon came out, but they didn't get married, and six people came back one after another. The last one was puzzled. He was about to leave when he heard the drums. He immediately realized that there was an eight o'clock circle in September, with seven scholars returning six times and three drums beating five times. Er Qiao was the candidate. Finally, a written marriage was reached, and both teachers and students were happy.
2. When Lu Xun was a child, he went to school in San Tan Yin Yue. One day, Master Shou wrote a three-character couplet: Kirin. The students are all talking about the two-headed snake, the three-legged toad, the monkey Liu Er, the eight-legged worm, the nine-headed bird and the hundred-legged worm, all of which are varied, but Mr. Shou is not satisfied.
Lu Xun has been silent and thinking seriously. He remembered the sentence in Erya and answered the teacher, "Flounder." Mr. Shou was very happy and praised him and said, "OK, that's right!" " Independent "is not a numeral, but it means" single "; "Bi" is not a numeral, but it means "double". "
Guo Moruo studied in a private school in his childhood. Once I ate peaches with my classmates in the temple. The monk complained to the teacher, who blamed the students, but no one admitted it. Mr. Wang said, I'll make a pair, who can muddle through.
The gentleman said, "I wonder who stole the peach and drilled the dog hole yesterday?" Guo Moruo thought for a moment and said to him, "I must have been there when he climbed the Bukan Palace in Guangxi." Mr. Wang was surprised by his talent and was very happy. All the students are exempt from punishment.
On the wedding night, in order to test the groom's ability, Qin was kicked out: "Shut the door and push things out of the window." . Qin Shaoyou hesitated, vacillating. Su Dongpo is windy. Although he is anxious for his brother-in-law, it is inconvenient to do it for him.
Suddenly, he had a brainwave, picked up a stone and threw it into a flowerpot filled with clear water. When Qin Shaoyou heard the voice of "Botong", he suddenly realized and blurted out, "Throw a stone into the sky". Su Xiaomei was overjoyed and hurried into the groom's room.
5. In the first year of the apocalypse of the Ming Dynasty, Prime Minister Ye passed through Fuzhou and stayed at the home of the new champion Weng. Weng confronted him impromptu: "I spoil my humble family, and I am lonely in a poor window." Ye Gao Xiang was surprised to see that the couplet was full of the word "Bao Gai", and then said, "The guest official lives in the palace and is rich in room capacity."
The next day, Weng sent Ye on his way. When he passed the pond, Ye said, "I don't think it is necessary for Weng Gong to talk about loneliness in the poor window last night. Look, there are seven ducks floating in the pond, counting three pairs. " Weng Zheng Chun unexpectedly led an army in search of a pond, and his eyebrows wrinkled. He immediately replied, "The fish jumped into the water with a ruler. The ruler is nine inches and ten cents." Say that finish, two people smile at one another.